Supernatural 100 Drabble Challenge
Prompt Word: SUN
Word Count: 300
Disclaimer: I own nothing related to Supernatural. I'm just having fun with Sam and Dean.
BEING HONEST
By: Vanessa Sgroi
"Sam! Open the friggin' door!"
"Dean, what—holy shit, Dean!" Sam gaped at the violent redness covering much of Dean's body. "You're like massively sunburned!"
"Tell me about it! Hurts like a bitch!"
"I warned you to use sunscreen if you were staying outside today."
"I did!"
"Well, it sure as hell didn't work! What'd you use?"
Dean moved gingerly farther into the room. "It's right there in my bag."
Sam grabbed Dean's bag, pulling out a yellow and blue tube. His brow crinkled. "Seriously, Dean, you used sunscreen from The Honest Company? The company created by Jessica Alba?"
"Yeah, so? It was right there on the shelf. On sale. Said it was all natural. So I grabbed it."
"Haven't you seen all the recent news stories about how the sunscreen doesn't work?"
"What? No! Why would I see those stories? Ow!" Dean cringed as he tried to lift an arm. "Damn it! This really hurts."
"Yeah, you don't look so good. Should we hit the ER?"
"Hell, no! Too embarrassing."
"Well, we need to do something. I think there's some aloe vera cream in the first aid kit."
Sam retrieved the cream and, seeing as Dean could hardly move, started smoothing it over Dean's inflamed skin.
"Ow. Ow." Dean moaned. "Easy, Sammy, easy."
"Sorry."
"Are we sure she's not a Trickster? Or a witch?"
"Jessica Alba? Uhhh...I seriously doubt it. She's just a celebrity."
"Yeah, well, her products suck."
"Can't argue with that." He finished spreading the lotion then grimaced.
"What?" Dean asked worriedly.
"Nothin'. I was just thinking about what you're going to look like when all this starts to peel."
"Oh. Yeah. It isn't gonna be pretty."
FIN