Bella: Alice's-Barbie-doll

Edward: Volvoman

Alice: PixieShopper

Rosalie: Dumb-blonde

Emmett: Teddy-Bear

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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Volvoman signing on (vm)~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Abd: Save me !!!!

Vm: Wat's the problem , Love

Abd: Alice

Vm: Wat's Alice doin now

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Abd: Taking me to prison

Vm: Wat prison?!

Abd: The mall duh

Vm: That's not exactly prison

Ps: NO IS'S NOT. AND BELLA YOUR GOING NOW

Abd: Help me!!!!!!!

Ps: NO SHE IS MINE

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Tb: Watz up

Abd: Pleez help

Ps: NO. SHES MINE. BELLA. CAR. NOW!!!

Abd: NO

Ps: YES NOW

Abd: NO

Ps: YES

Abd: NO

Ps: YES

Abd: NO

Ps: YES

Abd: NO

Ps: YES

Tb: Watz the problem Eddie

Ps: YES

Abd: NO

Ps: YES

Abd: NO

Vm: Bella's scared to go shoppin with Alice

Ps: O so ur scared to go shoppin with me

Abd: Pretty much

Abd: THAT'S 2 BAD. GET IN THE CAR NOW!!!!

Abd: NO

Tb: Eddie u probably should help ur wife

Abd: YA "EDDIE" HELP UR WIFE

Tb: Bella sounds pretty tiked u better help or hide

Ps: YES

Abd: NO

Ps: YES

Abd: NO

Ps: YES

Abd: NO

Ps: YES

Vm: I'll hide

Tb: U kno sum way or another she'll find u

Vm: Ya

Tb: And you'll probably b dead

Abd: U bet u will b

Vm: UMM… Bye

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Abd: Emmett pleez help me

Db: help with wat

Abd: DON'T TELL HER

Db: Help with WAT EMMETT MCARTHY CULLEN TELL ME RIGHT NOW

Tb: Alice is forcin Bella 2 go shoppin with her & she don't want 2 go & is beggin 4 help. Eddie just left 2 go find a hidin spot cuz he didn't want 2 help

Abd: DAMN IT EMMETT

Tb: Wy exactly was I not supposed 2 tell her

Abd: -shakes head- I'm gonna go find my husband c u later

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Ps: SO that's her signature