Time Warp Trio is an American/Canadian animated television series that was the BEST show on Discovery kids, right next to the Magic School Bus. I mean, that show used to be awesome! So I decided to write a little fanfic about it, hope you hecksters all enjoy!
The three time traveling dweebs, Fred, Sam, and Joe. Joe was the leader of the trio and often results in many of their adventures, he is a magician, and lives in Brooklyn. Sam was the smart one and contributes his intelligence and historical knowledge of all the group's problems. He wears glasses (he is self conscious about being a nerd) and is lactose intolerant. Last but not least, there's Fred, who is a sports fan and often wears a baseball cap. He is the most idiotic out of the trio.
The time traveling trio had female versions of themselves. First off, there's Jodie, who is known for being a tough cookie by being bossy and complaining too much. She loves fashion, and is allergic to cats. Then there's Samantha, who teases and dares people a lot, and she wears glasses and is klutzy, and is the complete opposite of Sam. She also owns a robot cat named Rivites. Lastly, there's Freddi, who is shy, timid, and the opposite of Fred. The 3 girls were all great-granddaughters of Fred, Sam, and Joe from the year 2105.
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"Okay class please sign permission slip!" yelled the teacher.
"But my parents aren't alive!" said Joe.
"Then you can't go…" said Sam.
"Will you be my parent?" Joe asked the teacher.
"Heck. No…" said the teacher.
"YAAYYYYYY!"
The class headed on outside to the dumb, old field trip bus. The trio stuck together and gagged when the bus released its smoke. They hopped on the bus and buckled up their safety belts. Well actually there's no seat belts on most school buses.
"Boolagorf!" said Ms. Kooper, the bus driver. "Heeshnakakz webooflabbin!"
"Boolagorf!" said all the kids on the bus.
Ms. Kooper made up her own secret language. That meant "Hello" and "Please take your seats!"
Ms. Kooper is strange.
The three boys, Joe, Fred, and Sam sat down and smooshed together on a seat on the bus. They all had to sit together because there were no more seats. Sam sat on the middle, Joe sat near the aisle and Fred got the window seat.
"Are we there yet?" Fred asked Ms. Kooper as soon as she started driving.
"No, Fred." Said Mr. Kooper.
"Really, Fred?!" said Sam.
"Every time you're on a car or a bus, always ask 'Are we there yet?' every two seconds, even if you know perfectly well that you're not there yet. That's the first rule of being a kid." Fred said.
"Where the heck are we going, anyway?" asked Joe.
"I dunno," said Fred. "Sam?"
"We're going to the natural history museum," answered Sam.
"Bo-ring!" said Fred.
"This is why I HATE school trips," said Joe. "Like, why can't we go somewhere that's actually FUN?"
"Hey! I happen to LIKE natural museums," said Sam. "In fact, I can't barley wait!"
"This is gonna be the boringest trip in the whole universe!" said Fred. "And that's 'cause you're a dweeb!"
"Hey, don't call me dweeb you dumb jock!" Sam shoved him in the arm.
"Well, you're a nerd." Fred shoved him back.
"Ow! Don't touch me!" They both started to swat each other's hands really fast like two idiots who can't fight.
"Will you two chill out?!" said Joe, he was about to clunk both their heads together, three-stooge's style.
"Enough!" shouted the teacher. Sam and Fred stopped play-fighting.
They sat down on the boring bus for a while. "Hey, you guys wanna see a magic trick?" said Joe.
"Sure, why not?"
"Alright, take this carton of milk and-"
"Actually, I'm lactose intolerant," Sam interrupted.
"You're not gonna DRINK it, fool!" said Joe. "Alright close your eyes…"
Sam closed his eyes.
"Abra-cadabra!" Joe jerked the milk carton at Sam and it spilled all over Sam's face and glasses.
Fred started to laugh out loud. "Haha! You got milk in your eyebrows!"
"Darn it, Joe! Why'd you do that for?" said Sam.
"Uhh, I can make the milk disappear!" Joe lied. "Abra-cadabra! Hocus pocus! Uh, Presto!"
"Can I get a tissue?!" Sam yelled.
"Open sesame…?" Joe said with an embarrassed smile.