MY FIRST ANIME FANFIC :'DD I decided to do Hetalia, hope you enjoy!

The Axis Powers group consists the main and head characters of the series, like Italy, Germany, and Japan. Next there's the allied forces who are America, Britain, France, Russia, and China.

Each character's personality are based on the positive and negative cultural stereotypes of their countries. Like for example, Italy shows extreme pride for pizza, pasta, etc. popular Italian cuisines.

"Hey, Italy, WAKE UP!"

Japan was trying to shake Italy awake then dumped a bucket of ice water on his face and body. Germany flew at him and clunked him in the noggin, leaving him unconscious.

Stars starting flying all over Italy's Italian head. He got up, but he was super dizzy. Don't worry, he's still alive.

"DAAARR! PANCAKES?! WEEEEE!"

"Snap out of it, Italy!"

"What you do that for, punk!"

"Well, we are in the year 2026, and we are about to start world war III!" Germany explained.

"WHAT? YOU SET US AHEAD OF TIME! NOOO!"

"Well, if one of you imbeciles can fly over to the allied forces and genetically attach their titties to ME, I will be the legendary soldier and we will beat the allied forces!" said Germany.

"Well, who's gonna go get them?" asked Japan.

"Fucking YOU!" said Germany as he pushed Japan of the helicopter.

"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Japan landed in front of the Allied Forces and pulled out his gun.

"Gimme your tits!" said Japan.

"Who the hell is this degenerate bastard?" said Britain with an exaggerated accent.

"I AM JAPAN! AND THE AXIS POWERS DEMANDED ME TO REMOVE YOUR BOSOMS AND ATTACH THEM TO GERMANY!"

Just then, Japan's co-workers Germany and Italy jumped out of the helicopter. "AAAHHHHHHHHH!" They landed in an ocean.

"Dammit, now we're all wet!" said Italy.

Germany took out his binoculars and got a better view of (insert country with the biggest bra size) tits.

Germany zoomed in a little. "My, My! Those are some magnificent jiggling windsocks!" he gasped.

"Hurry up with those tits, Japan!" said Italy.

Italy and Germany were giving Japan signals through the window, but Japan couldn't understand them. They were both just waving their arms and hands around like a bunch of weirdos.

"Can you halfwits speak proper sign language?!" Japan said inside his head.

Japan took out his smartphone and searched up the country with the largest tits.

America snatched his cell phone away "What is this strange device?" He looked through Japan's google history. "Hmm, Hentai, Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths, and 'WHAT'S THE COUNTRY WITH THE LARGEST BUST SIZE'?! EXPLAIN THIS!"

"Well, what is the country with the largest average bosoms?" asked Britain.

Russia grabbed the cell phone back. "Hey! Give me that back, you Eskimo!" said Japan.

Japan took his phone back and read. "Hai! Well it seems as the country with the largest bra size is… America."

"I KNEW IT!" said Germany and Italy as they barged in, they were still soaking wet.

"IT'S THE AXIS POWERS!" said China and France.

"What on EARTH IS TAKING YOU SO DAMN LONG?!" said Germany.

Germany couldn't take it anymore. He walked up to America and ripped off both of his tits.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL! OW!"

"They're mine!" said Germany. "THEY'RE FINALLY MINE!"

"Arigato Japan!" said Italy. "Can we go home now?"

"LEAVE!" said America. "GET OUT OF HERE AND NEVER COME BACK! *OW!*"

Author's note: THE END!