note ;; My first (and only) OC fanfiction. I got this idea at work and couldn't let it go. If anyone has watched MTV, they should know of the awesome show called Next, which is the entire premise of this story. I need OCs to go on dates with the boys. Obviously, they will be Next'd, so I suggest you don't have extremely thin skin if you submit your OC. I'd like to keep this a long-running story, so I'll be accepting OC's as they come. I may be picky or I may not, I'm not entirely sure at this point. I do know I'm excited to write some dates.

disclaimers ;; South Park is not mine, and neither is Next. Both belong to their respective owners.

summary ;; The boys are signed up for a reality show where they go on dates with people from different areas and can choose to date them again, or send them off and get a new date. Hilarity ensues.

characters ;; Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Butters, Tweek (for now, more may be added)

"Are you ready?" the director asks, moving around the staging equipment.

"Am I ready? You're kidding, right? I was born ready," Eric Cartman scoffs.

"You're on in three."

The man behind the lead camera holds up three fingers, putting each down after the other as the crew moves around with their microphones and their secondary cameras. Reaching three, the cameraman clicks record. "Rolling!" he announces.

Cartman looks directly into the camera and crosses his hands over his waist dramatically, grabbing his crotch. "Yo, people, my name is Eric Cartman and I'm gonna fuck your shit up!" he shouts.

"Cut!"

The cameras stop rolling, and Cartman gives the director an upset glare. "What was that for, assface?" he demands.

The director walks over, shaking his head. "You can't say fuck, and you're not black, so cut it out. You're a South Park kid. Home grown morals and all that," he says, motioning with his hands.

"I can too say 'fuck,' they say it all the goddamn time!"

"There's a 'fuck' quota," the director explains. "We can only allow it on the show so many times."

Cartman scoffs, staring at the man as if he'd get his way. Rolling his eyes, he shrugs. "Fine. Whatever. Are we going to do this?" he asks.

The director gives him one last stern glance before turning back to the camera crew and nodding. Again, the man behind the camera holds his fingers up, counting them down before announcing that they are rolling.

Cartman, again, looks directly into the camera, a huge, shiteating grin across his face. "My name is Eric Cartman, and I'm gonna show you the fuckin' time of your fuckin' life, you fuckin' fuck."

"Cut!" the director shouts angrily. "Eric Cartman! What did I say?"

"You have a quota for 'fucks.' I'm using them up before that faggot Jew fuck can," Cartman protests innocently.

Holding his temper, the Director puts his hand over his eyes. "Goddamnit, kid, just stick to the script."

"There is no script."

"Tell us your name, your age, what you like to do, your political views, anything. Just stop with the swearing!" Walking back to the camera man, he holds a wispered conversation before nodding to Eric. "One last chance, or you're out."

"No way! I am not letting Kyle take my spot!"

The Director looks back at him. "Then don't swear! Rolling in three... two... one... action!"

"My name is Eric Cartman, and I'm ten years old. I go to South Park elementary and I fu-" Eric catches himself at the last second, glancing to the Director before continuing. "-freaking hate Mr. Garrison. When I was eight, I started the Young Republicans club for youth. Republicans for life!" Cartman pumps his fist in the air, and the director stands up, calling a cut.

"That was good Eric," he says. Turning to the camera man, he shakes his head. "This episode is going to require a lot of fucking editing."

submitting ;; Please include name, age, personality, hobbies, likes, dislikes, favorite food, favorite movie, favorite music artist, and any other random information. Also include a few things they would say or do, so I know how to capture them better. I don't need a history of your OC for this story (sorry). I'm looking forward to some good ones!

gender ;; BOTH genders are accepted. There will be some same-sex frolicking going on, I have no problem with it and I actually prefer to write it that way anyhow. So, ahem, send in those OCs and I'll be writing up a few chapters tonight. ;)