X-men: Evolution : "Breakfast at Brotherhood`s (or every mutant is a paranoid)" By Ryoken

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The Brotherhood`s House , 10:30 am:

Pietro walked from his room, still dizzy , trying to forget the whole tomatoe juice bath experience he had to went throught yesterday.

"At least Evan was showered too"-He muttered to himself , as he saw Todd and Fred , both being shoved from the bathroom by Tabitha , who was covered in dirt and ash.

"So , Yogi and the Queen bee are up?"-Pietro said to both male mutants , as they tried to get up from the floor.

"Shut up , skunk boy!" – Todd said as he looked at Pietro , who was about to start laughing when he saw Todd`s face , full of sting marks.

"Yeah , that animal tranquilizer gives one hell of a hangover , so dont push yer luck!"-Fred said , as he remembered the whole park incident.

"I suppose that Tabitha is taking a long shower"-Pietro replied.

"Yeah , you should have seen her , yo , she was a walking mess!-Todd said , as the sound of Tabitha in the shower filled the hallway.

Sudenly , Fred smelled the air , as he had just noticed something.

"it smells like breakfast!"- He shouted , as he and the others went down the stairs.

What they saw in the kitchen was the freakiest thing they had ever seen.

Lance and Kitty were sitting at the table , Lance wearing some boxers and a red shirt , and Kitty wearing a shirt that was too large for her , with some sweat pants,.The table was full of bacon , egss , french and normal toasts , pancakes , waffles and donuts , and there was a big jar of hot chocolate in the middle , next to a one full of cofee.

"I see you all are up already"- Lance said.

"yeah , come on , we made breakfast"- Kitty said as she pushed them into the room.

They all sitted , looking at Kity and Lance talk , and they didnt said a word as they eated. , when suddenly , Pietro poked Todd and Fred in the chest , and the three of them lockedthemself in a nearby closet.

Kitty and Lance didnt even noticed them.

In the Closet:

"What the hell is going on?- Pietro said ,

"i dont know , but its sure that Kitty was here last night"-Todd replied.

"Ya dont think that they..."-Fred choked as he tried to say those words- "....slept together?".

Pietro and Todd jumped as they heard the words that Fredhad just uttered.

"Come on , lets not jump into conclusions here...." –Pietro said , his voice trembling.

"Then how do you explain that she is here at this time of the morning , wearing one of Lance`s shirts , and sweat pants , yo man , were talking about sweat pants here!- Todd said in a paranoid frenzy.

"yeah , and there was a blanket in the couch" . –Fred added.

"Oh dear god , they did it , and on our couch , it has been defiled!-Pietro screamed as low as he could , when the door opened , and closed just as fast.

"guys , i think they just..."-Tabitha said as she got into the closet.

"yeah , in the couch , what are we going to do now?"-Fred said in desperation.

"well , first we will have to get a new couch "- Todd replied.

"no , first we have to get our asses outta here , cause Summers is probably coming with all the X-geek squad to see why Kitty wasnt at the institute last night , and he will kick our asses!- Pietro said.

"Okay , everyone run as fast as you can to the door as i open the door!"- Tabitha said.

Lance and Kitty were disscusing abot last night , when four figures zipped throught the hall , and slammed the door on their way out.

"whats wrong with them?"- kitty asked lance.

"i dunno , but i guess they are in a hurry"- Lance said as he sipped his coffee.

30 minutes before , at the Institute.

Scott was knocking on every soor , waking everyone , except the adults , as he runned down the stairs , stil in his boxers.

Everyone followed him , as they were to sleepy to make any questions.

"Okay Scott , whats the problem?"-Jean said in a sleepy voice.

"yeah , it must be something important , judging from your wake up call"- Evan said in a very tired voice.

"Kitty didnt sleep here last night"-Scott said in firm tone of voice.

¡WHAT!- Everyone screamed.

"And i think Lance has something to do about this"-Scott replied.

"Vell , maybe she just sleeped over at the their place"-kurt said , hopefull.

"Or maybe Lance took Kitty to bed!- Scott screamed.

"come on Scott , lets not jump into conclusions this quick , maybe..."- Rogue tried to come up with something , but she was too shocked for thinking fast that morning.

"Maybe they just had sex last night , maybe Lance really "rocked" her world last night!"-Scott screamed in full paranoia , - "but this wont end like this , everyone to the x.van , now!.

"maybe we should put some clothes on first , Scott , because....."-Jean was interrupted by Scott again.

"NOW!".

Before one minute , the X-Van pulled from the parking , and leaved the institute.



The Brotherhood`s House , some 40 minutes later.

The black van stopped on the front of the house , and everyone in it got out in a second.

Only to found Pietro , Tabitha , Fred and Tod in the porch , wearing their sleep clothes.

"Okay were is she?"-Scott demanded , when Pietro jumped , and started to shake Scott in an histerical attack.

"SHEISINTHERE; WEARINGONEOFHISSHIRTSANDSWEATPANTS!- Pietro shouted.

"sweat pants and one of Lance`s shirts , do ya know what just happened last night?"- Tabitha said a she started hugging Rogue , who hugged her back in shock..

"They slept together!"-Kurt and Todd screamed as they hugged , crying at their very best.

The front of the house was a madhouse , filled with crying and shouting , as both the X-men and the Brotherhood tried to confort each other.

Suddenly , the front door opened , and everyone got quiet , and dindt move.

Kitty had just opened the door , wering her normal clothes , as she kissed lance , who stood in the doorway.

"Thanks for slepping in the couch last night , im sorry you had to give me your bed"- Kitty said as she grabbed his hand.

"Hey , i wasnt gonna let you sleep in a room without a lock , with all the sickos in my house , i hope the mess didnt bothered you"-Lance responded.

"Not at all , thanks again , im sorry"-Kitty replied.

"Dont be , it was really nice of you to help me prepare the breakfast , im sorry you got your shirt dirty , so keep that one i gave you"-Lance said.

"Thanks , you are so sweet , i could..."-Kitty had just realised that all her friends were lying in the grass in front of them , with the rest of the Brotherhood , everyone wearing their sleep clothes.

"What the hell are you guys doing?"-Lance asked as they saw them.

A general faint was the only answer he got , as everyone passed out.

"Cant you believe this guys , im sure they all thought we slept together"- Kitty said as she sat by the porch.

"Yeah , it looks like both our friends can be jackasses when they want to"- Lance replied.

"How will they react when we do it for real?"-Kitty said.

Lance got red in an instant.+

"just kidding ya"-kitty said as she elbowed him , and both started laughing , looking at their friends , lying unconcious on the grass .

The end.

Okay , that was weird , if ya want me to keep this lance and kitty adventures series , review , and tell me what ya want next!

Ryoken