Notes: Everybody reading this, it's my first story and I think it's good. Any reviews accepted good or bad.

Ned walked into school strutting with his stupid grin like everything was perfect. Who could blame him though; he was number 1 on the popularity list and had the girl he loved, Moze. The girls wanted him, the boys wanted to be him. As he walked through the hallways the girls gave him flirting looks and guys gave him high fives.

"Hey Ned" said Shawn, giving him a high five.

Moze saw Ned; she walked up and gave him a kiss.

"Ned, you look happy." She said.

"I am. I'm the coolest kid in school" said Ned. Just then Cookie ran up and smashed into Ned, both falling to the floor. Every girl in the hallway ran up to him and helped him up.

"Ned!" Cookie yelled. "Club Ned, Suzzie, Missie, and every other girl in the school wants to go out with you!" He said in one breath.

"But I'm going out with Moze" he replied.

"Yah!" yelled Moze in agreement. "He's my boyfriend, so they should just back off!"

"But Moze, they won't stop asking till Ned goes out with them." Cookie gasped out again. Then, every girl in the school ran up to Ned with their hands out scratched.

"Ned! Date me!"

"Be mine!"

"Love me!"

"Girls!" Ned yelled. "I don't like you any of you! I like Moze, not you all!"

"Oh you want to be that way" yelled Suzzie. "Get! Him!" she yelled.

"Gordy!" Ned yelled.

"Get in here Neddy!" Yelled Gordy pushing his cart at full speed towards the janitor room. Ned jumped in upside down with his feet sprawling out. When Gordy got to the janitor closet, he spilled Ned out.

"Ooow." He said.

"Sorry Ned, I trying to save your life." Gordy sarcastically replied. "Why are the girls chasing you?"

"I told them I don't like them, and broke their hearts. So they want to kill me."

Tip #942A Let girls down easily, they may react differently then you think.

Cookie walked down the hallway looking for Lisa. When I find Lisa, I'll give her the chocolate and flowers so she'll be mine. Cookie then saw

"Lisa!" he yelled. "I've got something for you" He was now running down the hallway. He turned the bend saying "I have something foor yooooou." There in his path was Evelyn Qong.

"For me!" she yelled. Evelyn then gave cookie a kiss against his will, and took the chocolate and flowers.

"Cookie, I didn't know you and Evelyn were dating." Lisa said disappointedly.

" No were not, she-" Cookie was cut off.

"Yes we are!" butted in Evelyn kissing cookie.

"We'll okay." said Lisa. She then left.

"Neddy, Neddy, Neddy." Gordy said shaking his head. "You got to go out their and apologize. It's the best way."

"Ok" Ned replied. He then walked outside into the hallway. As soon as he was out there, he was surrounded by the girls.

"Girls listen. I'm sorry about what I said I didn't mean it."

"There here! The new lists are here!" yelled Coconut Head. Missy grabbed one.

"Look! There was a mistake, Ned's not #1 he's #37. Ted is #1."

"Off course, he's the dreamiest." said a girl. They all ran off to find Ted.

"Ned" said Suzie, she had stayed behind. "Do you want to go out?" She asked him.

"No I', going out with-" He stopped. Suzie had stepped closer; she had a flirting smile on.

"Ned, it would be ok if we went on one date, right?" She said getting even closer.

"I-I guess so." He was stuttering.

"Pick me up at 7:00." She said flirting.

Ned went and picked up Suzie, they went to the theater, then to dinner.

Moze wondered were Ned was, he had missed movie/video game/pizza night so she headed to his house. When she got there, Ned was standing on the porch kissing Suzie.

"What!" She thought. "He's cheating on me. O not on me, he'll pay."

When Ned got to school he looked at his locker. Moze had destroyed it.

Tip #005, never cheat on a girlfriend.

Suzie came down the hallway and held Ned's hand. As they turned the corner there was Moze kissing Loomer.

END OF EPISODE #1

Next one will be posted in a week.