One day a man who is very tall was vissitting thebig house of paul who was a hero. Paul had defeeted many enemies with guns and by kicking them between the leg.
The tall man said to paul "how did you do it paul?" and paul said "it was not just me I had help from my friends" "who are your friends" said the man and paul said "my tiny viruses which will eat human flesh!"
Tiny viruses came into the room bussing. They were very tiny. The tall man said "ha ha you cannot fool me paul for I am actually Gordon Freeman in a cunning disguise". And paul cried.
Gordan freeman jumpd into air and grabbed vaccum cleaner. He sucked up all tiny viruses and they screamed "Nooooooo we are only tiny". Then he got a gun from his hidden holster and shot paul who was an imposter.
But then some more viruses came and they were bigger this time and they morphed into combines and gordon freeman was not scaired because a gun was in his hand. But then he had no bullets somehow and he jumpd into air through window to outside.
There he saw an arm of combines ready to kill him and they shot him and they thought he was deads but the where wrong because he was not dead he was just pretending.
He stood up and said "foolish combines. Where have you hidden the real paul?" they said "we will take that secret to our graves"
Gordon freeman said "graves is were your going combines cum!"
He found a gun on floor and it was big and full of bullets so he roared triumpanly with happens. He shot them all and they died and fell to the floor and decayed and gordon freeman found a note in their pockets and it said "paul is strapped to the bomb WHICH IS BEHIND YOU"
Gordon freeman gasped when he turned around and saw paul surrounded by tiny viruses and stapped to a bobm.
"do not worry paul I will save you because I am gordon freeman saviour of people and I am awesome and I have killed the combines and the viruses and soon I will kill the other viruses and diffused the explosive."
Paul said "please hurry"
Gordon ran to the bomb and…
TO BE CONTUNUED