I'm BAAAAAACK! This is the sequel to Food Fights and Force Fields, my first fanfic. Remember, chatspeak kills kittens.

EDIT: was being a total retard, so I edited the story. Enjoy!

"So this is your house." Jinx dropped her bags on the floor of the base complex. The whole place resembled a small apartment building, with just as many stairs. Outside, it was just a regular, dirty building. Inside, there were high-tech computers and various rooms for different purposes. It was luxurious and comfortable. Jinx immediately hated it.

"Why is everything red and yellow?" she growled at her boyfriend. "Self-absorbed, much?"

"Jeez, Jinx." Kid Flash flung himself onto the crimson couch, giving her an infuriating grin. "I didn't make the place, the Flash did."

"The Flash? As in the Flash?"

"Yep. He's my mentor. Been off with the Justice League for a while, so the place is mine."

Jinx raised an eyebrow, an indication of respect, before surveying the living room again. Big television, top-of-the-line computers, large refrigerator. Survivable.

"Where's my room?" she asked, grabbing her small bags. He pointed to a room just to the left of the couch, and she went to find it. He looked particularly pleased with himself when she came back shrieking.

"That's your room!" she raged, her eyes turning an angry shade of pink. "If you think for one millisecond-"

"Relax. I'm just messing with you." He laughed. "I set up the guest room, just for you."

She eyed him warily before turning to the room to the right. Two seconds later Kid Flash heard more shrieking, but this time in delight. He followed the squeals to the room, where Jinx stood in the doorway, absolutely thrilled. The whole room was decorated in purple and black, just like her old bedroom. Before Kid Flash decimated the place, of course.

"It's amazing!" Jinx exclaimed, hugging him. "I can't believe you did this for me!"

"Hey, I couldn't just let you sleep on the couch, could I?" he laughed. "Besides, I owed you one bedroom for the Hive Base incident."

She paused for a moment, considering this.

"You're right." Jinx grinned maliciously before unwrapping her arms from his neck. "So I won't thank you."

He stood dumbstruck in the doorway while she sauntered back to the living room, absolutely reveling in her ability throw the smooth-talking hero for a loop. Life was easy for the two of them; working with an ex-villainess had certainly shook up the local bad boys, and what would have taken her an hour took three minutes. Not to mention the perks that came with being a hero. Jinx's past crimes had been forgiven, but only if she remained a hero until retirement. Unfortunately, that meant attending the Annual Hero Convention and Examination. Jinx plus room filled with self-righteous pinheads equals one less convention hall.

Anyway, she thought she might explore the rest of the place when Kid Flash's communicator started having a beeping seizure on the side table. Jinx reached out to grab it but Kid Flash snatched it first in a whirlwind of speed, giving her an evil grin as she smoothed down her ruffled clothes.

"Yo, Kid Flash speaking." He said, flipping it open.

"Where have you been?!" a female voice screamed. "I've been waiting downtown for three hours!"

Jinx glared at him in disbelief, her mind turning to thoughts of anger.

"Who is she?" Jinx snarled at Kid Flash. "Your girlfriend?!"

"Uh, Bumblebee, this probably isn't the best time to call me." Kid Flash chuckled nervously as Jinx's eyes turned pink.

"Bumblebee?" Jinx cried.

"Jinx, it isn't what you think!"

She grabbed the communicator and screamed,

"You traitorous scumbag! First you betray the Hive Academy, then you try to steal my boyfriend?! I'm going to come over there, rip those wings off your back and shove them up your-"

"Jinx!" Bumblebee exclaimed. "Kid Flash is your boyfriend?"

"That's right! I'm a good guy now, but that can be easily remedied if you come within a fifty-mile radius of me and Kid Flash!" Jinx answered angrily, Kid Flash standing helplessly nearby.

"Jinx, I was waiting for Kid Flash to show up and help us fight an army of giant bugs." Bumblebee said.

Jinx paused for a moment, soaking in the magnitudes of her embarrassment when Kid Flash took the communicator and started apologizing.

"Sorry, Bumblebee. I was helping Jinx move in." he said. Bumblebee's face was replaced with Speedy's.

"You got a girlfriend!" Speedy cried, and Kid Flash replied,

"Not for long, with you guys pissing her off."

Speedy ignored him. "We are coming to your place in half an hour to give our seal of girlfriend approval! Have chips!"

Speedy paused to listen to a pair of twin voices chatter in fluent Spanish before adding, "And nachos. Lots of cheese. Okay, bye!"

Kid Flash stared at the communicator and sighed, glancing helplessly at the less-than-amused bad-luck witch.

"I swear, Wally, you get me into the craziest of situations."

"Okay, they'll be here any minute." Jinx said, glancing at the clock. "Chips?"

"Check."

"Nachos?"

"Check."

"Cheese?"

"Crap! Wait a sec." ZOOM. "Okay, check."

"Cola?"

"...Cola?"

"Yes, Cola! We can't have a remotely cool social gathering without some kind of sugary, carbonated beverage! Go get some!"

"You're so bossy." ZOOM. "Jeez, I think I ran over a squirrel."

"We'll clean it up later!" Ding-dong. "Ohmygod, there're here!"

Kid Flash raced to answer the door. He opened it, revealing the Titans East.

"Kid Flash! Good to see you!" Aqualad said, giving him a hi-five.

Jinx appeared in the doorway, eyeing the team. There was Bumblebee, dressed in a striped tube top (yellow and black, of course) with a black skirt. There was Speedy, who held an uncanny resemblance to Robin, despite his red shirt and blue jeans. There was Aqualad, who was wearing a pair of black khakis and a blue t-shirt, and had pulled his long black hair into a ponytail. And then there were Mas y Menos, both wearing red shorts and a white t-shirt with their corresponding symbol. They still wore yellow visors.

Seeing all their normal-looking clothing, Jinx was glad she had commandeered Kid Flash's outfit. She had forced him wear a yellow shirt with a red collar, and a pair of black jeans. No Spandex here.

As for herself, Jinx had chosen a purple camisole and a pair of low-cropped black pants with matching black dress shoes. And despite constant brushing, her hair still retained its usual look.

"Hey, my name is Speedy." Speedy smiled, shaking Jinx's hand. "Nice to meet you."

"Likewise." Jinx replied, then glanced down at Mas y Menos. They stared up at her in awe.

"Senorita, tu est bello." Mas said.

"Que est tus dominio?" Menos added.

Jinx glanced at Bumblebee.

"They said that you're beautiful, and they want to know what your power is." She translated.

"Oh, okay." Jinx replied, looking back down at the twins. "Okay, you guys want to see what I can do?"

Mas replied slyly, "Que tu y yo peude hacer ."

Bumblebee gasped and hit him on the head. Jinx ignored him and raised her hand towards a small coffee table. Her eyes glowed pink, and the table exploded.

Mas y Menos stood speechless for a moment. Then they burst out in indistinguishable chatter.

"Very impressive." Aqualad said. "You're a Hive Graduate, aren't you? How did you come to the right side of the tracks?"

"Ask Kid Flash." Jinx answered, flashing her boyfriend a rare, affectionate smile. "He convinced me to give up crime."

"And how did you two hook up?" Speedy asked, popping chips into his mouth from his full plate.

"Drop by the Teen Titan's place for a vacation and you'll walk out with a bossy girlfriend, too." Kid Flash answered, but realized his mistake too late.

"What's that supposed to mean?!" Jinx snarled.

"Nothing! I didn't mean it!"

"Sure sounded like you meant something!!"

The Titans East watched in horrified fascination as Kid Flash blasted through the roof.

"Woah." Mas y Menos said simultaneously, their eyes following the disappearing speck in the sky.

Speedy watched too, and said,

"Housten, we have liftoff."

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