(DISCLAIMER:I do not own Artemis Fowl. If I did I would be immensely rich.)

ARTEMIS FOWL AND THE LOLLIPOP NIGHTMARE.

"Night Butler, Keep alert old friend." Artemis frowned.

"And why are you wearing a bright yellow suit?"

Butler blushed, and replied, "It was Juliet's fault really."

Artemis snorted with disapproval at Juliet asking him to wear that.

"hmmm." Artemis resolved to have strong words with Juliet tomorrow.

"Never mind," he said at last, reserving judgment for now.

"Artemis." Butler frowned.

"Tomorrow, friend," Artemis said, rolling over.

"Yes, Artemis." Butler replied, turning out the light.

That was when the nightmares began.

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