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Do You Know Your Girlfriend?
Announcer Guy: Hello and welcome to 'Do You Know Your Girlfriend'. Today six young couples will compete for the 'Best Couple'. We will go through 3 entirely different rounds to see how well you know your girlfriend. Let's meet our daring young contestants..
Announcer Guy: First off we have Harry Potter, and Cho Chang.
**Cho and Harry walk in hand in hand, and both are bright red.**
Announcer Guy: Yea, take a seat there.thank you. Next we have Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger!
**Ron is bright red as usually and is whispering frantically to Hermione as they enter**
Ron: I can't believe I let you talk me into this, I-
Hermione: Ronald Weasley you are here because we are by far the best couple, and we are going to win!
Ron: But 'Mione..
Hermione: Don't 'But 'Mione' me! Oh bloody hell! Stop whispering so, you're making a bloody spectacle of yourself!"
Announcer Guy: **cuts in** And let me remind all of you in the audience, each of the contestants is equipped with a tiny microphone so everyone can hear them.
**Hermione shuffles quickly to her seat-almost as red as Ron- and begins to subtly search for the 'tiny microphone'**
Announcer Guy: Right then, moving on. Our next couples have asked to be introduced together. Please welcome: Fred Weasley and Angelina Johnson, and George Weasley and Katie Bell.
**The crowd erupts into thunderous applause. The twins and their dates do a comical imitation of Broadway stars and bowed dramatically at the edge of the set before taking their seats.**
Announcer Guy: Wow! A crowd favorite....favorites..THE crowd's favorite.. The crowd's favorites couple...couples...WHATEVER! THEY'RE popular. Next couple. Draco Malfoy and........................GINNY WEASLEY!"
**The announcer does a double take**
Announcer Guy: Weasley...Weasley...where have I heard that name before..hey! There's FOUR Weasleys on the show! Is that allowed?!"
**Announcer walks off-stage and begins to argue with the producer. Meanwhile Ginny and Draco walk onto the stage. Ginny's hair is mussed, and her lipstick is smeared. Ron jumped up.**
Ron: Is that her lipstick? Your sick son of a----!
**Launches himself at Draco, and tackles him onto the ground. Ginny slaps her forehead and sits next to Hermione, and the two shake their heads in disbelief. The Announcer Guy walks back onstage and completely oblivious to the fight going on right behind him called out the last and final couple.
Announcer Guy: And now I will call out the last and final couple: Neville Longbottom and Lavender Brown!
**Harry leans over and whispers to Fred **
Harry: Out of all of us you'd think they'd be the ones who are blushing the most..
Fred: Go figure..
**George leans back and talks to the boys from behind Katie**
George: you guys were lucky you came out first. They threw up back stage. It was pretty funny, but later there was an 'ick-factor'.
**Fred and Harry made disgusted faces, but turned back as the Announcer Guy began to talk**
Announcer Guy: Now the six of you will--- Wait! Where the hell are the other two?
**Simultaneously, the remaining contestants pointed at the two dueling wizards**
Announcer Guy: BREAK IT UP!!!
**The announcer grabs the closet boy-which happens to be Ron- and drags him over to his seat next to Hermione by the collar of his robes. Draco also slides into his seat next to Ginny, and wraps his arm around her shoulders**
Announcer Guy: Ok. Now you're gonna sit down and SHUT the bloody hell UP! This is my moment of glory, and I'm not gonna let little pisses glomp it up! Now..like I was saying...The six of you will enter the first round after this commercial break.
**Neville raises his hand tentatively**
Announcer Guy: What is it, Longbottom?
Neville: What do we do in the first round?
Announcer Guy: I'm glad you asked. In the first round contestants will be asked two questions about their relationship with their girlfriend, and they will try to answer as their girlfriend answered. The worst two couples will be voted off.
**Neville looked even more nervous than before**
Announcer Guy: Hey Lisa---how 'bout dinner after you finish with your make- up artist gig? Yeah how 'bout----oh! We're still on the air. But not for long because that's all the time we have right now, and we'll see you after these words from our sponsors.
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Please R&R!!
Kitty Malfoy (^ ^)
Do You Know Your Girlfriend?
Announcer Guy: Hello and welcome to 'Do You Know Your Girlfriend'. Today six young couples will compete for the 'Best Couple'. We will go through 3 entirely different rounds to see how well you know your girlfriend. Let's meet our daring young contestants..
Announcer Guy: First off we have Harry Potter, and Cho Chang.
**Cho and Harry walk in hand in hand, and both are bright red.**
Announcer Guy: Yea, take a seat there.thank you. Next we have Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger!
**Ron is bright red as usually and is whispering frantically to Hermione as they enter**
Ron: I can't believe I let you talk me into this, I-
Hermione: Ronald Weasley you are here because we are by far the best couple, and we are going to win!
Ron: But 'Mione..
Hermione: Don't 'But 'Mione' me! Oh bloody hell! Stop whispering so, you're making a bloody spectacle of yourself!"
Announcer Guy: **cuts in** And let me remind all of you in the audience, each of the contestants is equipped with a tiny microphone so everyone can hear them.
**Hermione shuffles quickly to her seat-almost as red as Ron- and begins to subtly search for the 'tiny microphone'**
Announcer Guy: Right then, moving on. Our next couples have asked to be introduced together. Please welcome: Fred Weasley and Angelina Johnson, and George Weasley and Katie Bell.
**The crowd erupts into thunderous applause. The twins and their dates do a comical imitation of Broadway stars and bowed dramatically at the edge of the set before taking their seats.**
Announcer Guy: Wow! A crowd favorite....favorites..THE crowd's favorite.. The crowd's favorites couple...couples...WHATEVER! THEY'RE popular. Next couple. Draco Malfoy and........................GINNY WEASLEY!"
**The announcer does a double take**
Announcer Guy: Weasley...Weasley...where have I heard that name before..hey! There's FOUR Weasleys on the show! Is that allowed?!"
**Announcer walks off-stage and begins to argue with the producer. Meanwhile Ginny and Draco walk onto the stage. Ginny's hair is mussed, and her lipstick is smeared. Ron jumped up.**
Ron: Is that her lipstick? Your sick son of a----!
**Launches himself at Draco, and tackles him onto the ground. Ginny slaps her forehead and sits next to Hermione, and the two shake their heads in disbelief. The Announcer Guy walks back onstage and completely oblivious to the fight going on right behind him called out the last and final couple.
Announcer Guy: And now I will call out the last and final couple: Neville Longbottom and Lavender Brown!
**Harry leans over and whispers to Fred **
Harry: Out of all of us you'd think they'd be the ones who are blushing the most..
Fred: Go figure..
**George leans back and talks to the boys from behind Katie**
George: you guys were lucky you came out first. They threw up back stage. It was pretty funny, but later there was an 'ick-factor'.
**Fred and Harry made disgusted faces, but turned back as the Announcer Guy began to talk**
Announcer Guy: Now the six of you will--- Wait! Where the hell are the other two?
**Simultaneously, the remaining contestants pointed at the two dueling wizards**
Announcer Guy: BREAK IT UP!!!
**The announcer grabs the closet boy-which happens to be Ron- and drags him over to his seat next to Hermione by the collar of his robes. Draco also slides into his seat next to Ginny, and wraps his arm around her shoulders**
Announcer Guy: Ok. Now you're gonna sit down and SHUT the bloody hell UP! This is my moment of glory, and I'm not gonna let little pisses glomp it up! Now..like I was saying...The six of you will enter the first round after this commercial break.
**Neville raises his hand tentatively**
Announcer Guy: What is it, Longbottom?
Neville: What do we do in the first round?
Announcer Guy: I'm glad you asked. In the first round contestants will be asked two questions about their relationship with their girlfriend, and they will try to answer as their girlfriend answered. The worst two couples will be voted off.
**Neville looked even more nervous than before**
Announcer Guy: Hey Lisa---how 'bout dinner after you finish with your make- up artist gig? Yeah how 'bout----oh! We're still on the air. But not for long because that's all the time we have right now, and we'll see you after these words from our sponsors.
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Please R&R!!
Kitty Malfoy (^ ^)