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The Nordics were late for the world meeting. It had been a terrible day. They were at Iceland's for some random party that Denmark decided to throw. There was a sudden blizzard. Then Iceland lost his temper, causing a volcano to erupt. That had been Denmark's fault. All of it was Denmark's fault. Except for the blizzard. Maybe.

So right now, with snow and ash covering every inch, a thick cloud of ash hanging over the island, the planes were out of service. Denmark was currently in the death hold of Norway's troll. They were looking at the volcano and a bunch of random puffins wandering around.

Then Iceland suddenly remembered that it was that day. That special day where the puffins were all magically charged to fly. He checked his watch. 3 minutes until the meeting starts.

Iceland yelled "Grab my puffin!"

The others started scrambling around. Norway's troll dropped Denmark and disappeared.

"Which one?!" Norway shouted.

"Any of them!"

They all grabbed a puffin and Iceland dramatically shouted, "Fly to the meeting!"

The puffins took off, rainbows coming out like Nyan Cat.

The Nordics dramatically crashed through with a herd of puffins, while the rest of the countries looked on in amazement, shock and amusement. There was a crash as Hong Kong rushed towards Iceland. His panda immediately reached out for Mr. Puffin and Iceland slowly stretched out his arms out. The panda glomped the puffin as it squawked in protest. The panda struggled out of Hong Kong's arms and after the brunette released him, it immediately went to sleep on the floor, jailing the puffin. The others looked in puzzlement as Iceland and Hong Kong stared at each other.

Norway noticed the exchange and immediately grabbed Iceland's arm. Suddenly, Norway's green trolls appeared and started attacking Hong Kong. Hong Kong broke out his martial arts moves and retaliated.

Iceland looked at Norway. "What are you doing? Let him go!"

"No." Norway said. "Let's go, little brother."

Iceland looked back. Hong Kong was doing rather well against the trolls. Iceland shook his head. "No! Stop the trolls."

"…"

"Stop the trolls…please…onii-chan…"

Norway looked at him, huffed silently and banished his trolls. Iceland immediately rushed towards Hong Kong, tending to his injuries. Norway started to move towards them but was stopped by Denmark.

"C'mon, Norge. Let the kids have their fun."

Norway paused and said, "Just this once."

There was an intense silence over the room. Then, America, who doesn't know how to read the mood, yelled "Dude! Those puffins are awesome! Look at them. They shoot rainbows and stuff. Almost as awesome as burgers…"

England face palmed.

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