Tony squirmed in his seat. Rhodey had forced him to go to another meeting. This one he was so close to avioding too! But Mr. Good Colonel just had to sneak to his house and take his car keys. And that meant either take the ironman suit for a spin or he'd have to ride with Rhodey.

Considering the ironman suit saved his gas money and went much faster than his car he chose the easier. However low and behold when he got up Rhodey was already at his house. In his kitchen. Having a cup of coffee with Pepper.

"Pay attention," Rhodey whispered.

"Why am I here again?" he asked as he twiddled his pencil.

"Because this involves you and the avengers," Rhodey took the pencil, "Stop that before you hit somebody with your pencil."

"I'm not going to hit anyone, give it back," he reached for it.

Rhodey smacked his hand, "Pay attention."

Tony huffed and stared at the clock. He didn't know how much more he could take of this. He'd already been in there thirty minutes and fallen asleep once.

After another twenty minutes Tony squirmed again, "Rhodey..."

"What, Tony, what is it now?" the colonel sighed.

"I need your help with something."

"Really?" he sighed.

"Yes really. Been needing it a while actually."

Rhodey rolled his eyes and called a recess. Tony smiled widely and went to an office with his friend following closely.

"I think you're doing this to me on purpose," he closed the office door, "Take your pants down and get on the desk. We can do this quickly."

"Oh yes, you've got me all figured out," he took his pants down and took a towel from his breif case, laying it on the table and climbing up.

"You aren't hard to figure out," Rhodey opened his case and pulled three things out, setting them next to Tony's waist, "Spread your legs."

After a few minutes Rhodey tied something in a plastic bag and threw it in the garbage, "Alright, you're fresh."

"Thanks," he sighed and sat up, watching as Rhodey put his things away.

"Are you gonna pull your own pants up or do you want me to?" he asked.

"I'm doing it," he sighed and pulled his pants up, "Thanks a lot."

"It's lost the luster. Now I'm too use to it," Rhodey smiled. Tony just huffed, "Tony? I got one question for you."

"What?"

"Who changes you when you're with the avengers?"

Tony just looked to the side, pulling his pants over his diaper.