What if Watsuki wanted to do a spin-off of Rurouni Kenshin? Let's see what each of the RK characters would think if the series was about them!
Kaoru: Wow! My own series! Now I can spread the fame of the greatest sword school ever, the Kamiya Dojo! Listen up, viewers! This is the sword that protects!
Yahiko: Alright! This is so cool! Now I can prove to everyone that I'm not just some kid! I hope Tsubame watches it…
Sanosuke: Oh, yea! I've got a name for it already. The Adventures of Zanza: Fighter for Hire! Yea! And we'll go back and show everyone what the Sekihoutai was really all about! And have your credit cards ready, cause after the show we'll be accepting donations for the Pay Sanosuke's Akebeko Tab Fund.
Megumi: My show? It would have to be a great romance. A romance between a woman doctor who has overcome a pain-ridden past, and a rurouni who stops his wandering for her. I will be the only female in the series. No foolish little girls to distract from this true love story…
Aoshi: Welcome to Meditation and Yoga with Aoshi Shinomori. Let us begin with a few deep breaths, and a chant. Repeat after me… Beshimi… Hyottoko…Shikijo… Hannya…
Saito: A television show? You must be joking. I have better things to do. Moron.
Shishio: It's about time. So, first thing we do is get rid of this "rurouni" nonsense. I won't need to wander anywhere when I take over Japan. Or the world, whichever. Or maybe we'll make it a puppet show to appeal to the kiddies. I've had some experience with puppetry… right, Houji?
Enishi: My show will be about one thing – REVENGE! Hahaha!
Producer's note: Enishi's show will also include psychiatric notes on a study of violence and various mental disorders which lead to obsession and misplaced love and anger.
Hiko: Well, seeing as how my stupid apprentice isn't going to pass on the Hiten Misturugi style, I suppose I'll have to train another. So my show will be a reality show. Ten contestants will be selected, but only one will be chosen to be the next Master of the Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu!
Chou: Welcome to Antique Swords Roadshow. We've got a real pretty collection of rare and famous swords, and we'll go around the country lookin' for more for mah personal collection.
Which of these spin-off shows would YOU like to see? Vote in your reviews!