Just a quick little thing to welcome the new year.
Shego stopped and looked around in shock.
She couldn't believe it. He had promised her.
"Oh right, Drakken promised me," She muttered and then regretted it as the smell made her tongue go numb. Thank God she had long experience at not breathing through her nose.
"DRAKKEN!" Shego roared. A pillar of food crusted plates that looked like a disgusting Leaning Tower of Pisa were disturbed by her bellow and toppled over onto the floor. Cockroaches and other, less namable things, some of them with more than 3 dimensions, scuttled away from the overloaded counter.
"Shego..." Drakken's whine preceded the madman as he entered the kitchen, "I was busy-"
He shut up at the sight of one fire wreathed fist.
"What did I say about keeping the place clean when I'm on vacation?"
"Do it or die?"
"Right. So what happened?"
"Well, I had a small cash problem and since you couldn't steal the quadratic tube system, I had to lay off the cleaning staff and the rest of the henchmen..."
"Yes?"
"They went on strike. Something about OSHA violations," Drakken said. "But with this new tool, I will be able to unleash Do-"
"The only doom you're going to unleash is finding a way to hire back the cleaning staff and paying for my hotel room until this place looks..." Shego paused. Were there...blinking eyes looking at her from the shadowy corners of the kitchen? "...livable."
"But my project!"
"CLEAN! NOW!"
"How bad could it be?" Drakken asked.
"How about going to prison bad?" Another (and to Shego, very unwelcome) voice echoed through the room.
"Kim Possible!"
"Drakken, hand back the-"
As Kim had her gaze fixed on Drakken and Shego, she passed directly in front of the refrigerator. Suddenly, too quickly for anyone to react the doors blew open and a torrent of hideous " this is long past its expiration date" tentacles wrapped around Kimberly Anne Possible. She barely had time for a single shriek before she was pulled back into the refrigerator, the doors slamming shut behind her.
Drakken and Shego stared at the refrigerator in disbelief. Then, a satisfied and sonorous belching sound emerged from the refrigerator.
Shego looked at Drakken.
Drakken sighed. "Fine, I'll rehire the cleaning crew."
End.