DISCLAIMER: I don't own Inuyasha or any of the movies/nursery rhymes/other stuff in this. The only things I own are Andraia and- No, wait, my best friend owns my soul. : )

Yeah, okay....This is what happens when I get very bored and have 2 kit-kats, 2 cans of coke, and a pack of oreos. Oh yeah, and I watched Pirates of the Carribean for the 23rd time.(literally!!) It's written in play form, with the speaker first then the actions.

Key:

" ": talking

Italics: actions/setting

IIIIII/JJJJJ: dividers

Enjoy!

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Andraia: "Okay, places everyone!"

Sesshoumaru: "Why should I, Sesshoumaru, listen to you? You're just a puny mortal."

Andraia: "Well, Kaede let me borrow a few of those magical neckalces." throws one on Sesshoumaru "Sit boy!" watches Sesshoumaru fall to the ground, then turns to the others "Anyone else wanna complain?"

Everyone: shakes their heads

Andraia: "Good! Now, places!"

Everyone: scrambles to their places

Andraia: "And...Action!"

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Kagome's pretending to be asleep on a bed and has on a blue dress with silver lacing on the long sleeves and bottom. Inuyasha walks in dressed in knight's armor and is carrying a bouquet of flowers. He doesn't look too happy about it, either. Anyway, there's no furniture except the bed.

Inuyasha: "What's the deal with this whole "Sleeping Beauty" thing? Kagome's no beauty and she's just pretending to be asleep!"

Kagome: sits up "Sit boy!"

Inuyasha: falls to the ground, cursing under his breath

Andraia: "Will you two stop for five seconds?! Just do your parts and this'll all be over!"

Inuyasha: sits up and glares at Andraia "Hey, don't think I didn't read the script! It says that I'm supposed to kiss her!" makes a disgusted face

Andraia: "Wow, you actually read it? I didn't think you knew how to read..."

Kagome: looks annoyed "Inuyasha, sit!"

Inuyasha: falls to the ground again "Would you quit?!"

Kagome: "Would you stop being an idiot?!"

Andraia: sighs "Well, that skit just went down the drain..."

Miroku: "Maybe me and Sango could fill in for them!"

Sango: "I think not!"

Miroku: "Aw, come on, Sango! Please!"

Sango: "No you stupid pervert!"

Andraia: "That's it, no more fighting or no one's gonna be in anymore skits!"

Sango, Miroku, Kagome, and Inuyasha: don't say anything else

Andraia: "Now, since we can't do this one, it's time for the next skit!" snaps her fingers and the scene fades

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Sango, wearing blue jeans and a dark blue shirt, walks in. There's a window with curtains and a door next to the window. There's a phone on a stool. The phone rings.

Sango: "Hello?"

rustle of papers, then a voice that sounds like Naraku's

Naraku: "What's your favorite-" whispers to someone next to him, then continues "-Scary movie?"

Sango: "Uh....What's a movie?"

Naraku: "...Uh...Not sure....Well, are you alone?"

Sango: tries to remember her line "Yeah, but...someone...oh yeah! My boyfriend's coming soon."

Naraku: "You mean the stupid priest with the rosary on his arm?"

Sango: glares at Andraia, but keeps to the script "How'd you know?"

Naraku: "Look outside."

Sango: opens a curtain and sees Miroku with a bunch of other girls who he's asking to bear his child "Hey! That's not in the script!"

Miroku: looks at her, startled "Uh...Oops..."

Andraia: "Cut!" mutters "This isn't gonna work..."

Sango: walks over to Andraia and grabs one of the necklaces, then goes over to Miroku and puts it on him "Sit!"

Miroku: falls to the ground

Andraia: "Okay, this isn't working! Next sk-"

Naraku: walks out from behind the set in a Scream outfit, minus the mask "You told me I was gonna get to kill someone!"

Andraia: "I said you were gonna get to pretend to kill someone. Besides, Miroku ruined it for you."

Naraku: "Can I kill him?"

Andraia: "Not right now. You can kill him after the skits are done, though."

Naraku: gets an evil gleam in his eyes "Okay. How many more skits are there?"

Andraia: "Um...A lot."

Naraku: sighs "Oh well. Which one's next?"

Andraia: "Well, you'll just have to see, won't you?" snaps fingers and the scene dissapears

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Sesshoumaru is dressed like a pirate and has a sword(not Toukijin or Tenseiga). Inuyasha is dressed like a peasant type person and is also holding a sword(not Tetsuiga). Inuyasha's and Sesshoumaru's blades our crossed. They're in what looks like a smithey. There's lots of old stlye machinery and there's a fireplace and two doors. One door is behind Inuyasha, and the other door is behind Sesshoumaru.

Sesshoumaru: "You've got excellent form, but how's your footwork? If I step here..." steps to the side

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru: fight a little, then stop

Sesshoumaru: "Very good. And now I step again." steps to the side again

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru: fight a little more then stop

Sesshoumaru: steps forward

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru: fight some more, then stop again

Sesshoumaru: "Ta." turns around and jumps onto a slightly raised platform that leads to the door

Inuyasha: looks at him, then throws the sword, which hits the door right beside Sesshoumaru "Gah! I missed!"

Andraia: "Actually, that's exactly what you were supposed to do."

Inuyasha: "I was aiming for him!"

Andraia: sighs "Just get on with the skit! Oh, and if you mess this up then I'll kill you, 'cause this is my favorite movie!"

Inuyasha: curses under his breath

Andraia: glares at him "What'd you say?!"

Inuyasha: "Nothing!"

Andraia: "Don't lie! Kagome!"

Kagome: "Sit boy!"

Inuyasha: falls to the floor, then quickly gets back up and glares at Andraia and Kagome

Andraia: sighs again "Anyway, where were we? Oh, yeah, Sesshoumaru, this is your part."

Sesshoumaru: rolls his eyes and tries to take the sword out of the door, and he accidentally pulls it out for real

Andraia: "Put it back in and do it right!"

Sesshoumaru: mutters something about it being Inuyasha's fault for not throwing it hard enough, then sticks it back in and tries that again, this time not pulling it out, then turns to face Inuyasha again "That is a lovely trick. Only again," steps toward Inuyasha "you're between me and my way out," steps again "and this time," steps again and is right in front of Inuyasha "you have no weapon."

Inuyasha: picks up a fire tong that's red hot from the fire behind him

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru: fight some more

Andraia: "Cut! That was good! We oughta do more Pirates of the Carribean scenes..."

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru: keep fighting

Andraia: starts to get angry "Kagome, on 3. 1...3!"

Andraia and Kagome: "SIT BOY!!!!"

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru: fall to the ground

Sesshoumaru: picks himself up, then starts trying to sneak away

Andraia: "Hold it right there! You're in the next skit, remember?"

Sesshoumaru: stops "......"

Andraia: snaps her fingers and the scene fades

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Sesshoumaru is dressed in a blue dress with his hair in a ponytail. He's holding a sheppard's staff. He looks really annoyed. There's grass all around him.

Sesshoumaru: "What's the point in this?!"

Andraia: laughs, then calms down "Just the nursery ryhme. Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and-"

Sesshoumaru: looks at Andraia angrily "Her sheep. Do I look like a girl to you?"

Andraia: bursts out laughing, talking between gasps for air "Yeah...you...do..."

Sesshoumaru: storms off set

Everyone: laughing still

Andraia: stops laughing and snaps her fingers and the scene fades

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Naraku is sitting on the grass next to a tree. He's wearing a pink dress and is holding a bowl.

Naraku: "...Why did you choose me to be Little Miss Muffet?"

Andraia: tries to keep from laughing "You were complaining about not having enough air time earlier."

Naraku: curses under his breath

Shippou: in spider form, lowers himself to beside Naraku

Naraku: screams a girlish scream and runs off set

Everyone: laughs until their sides hurt, and even after that

Andraia: finally calms down enough to snap her fingers and the scene changes

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Kagome is dressed in a white dress-type thing, and Sesshoumaru is dressed in his pirate outfit again. They're on a beach, and Sesshoumaru appears to have just woken up. There's smoke, and Kagome's throwing stuff into a fire.

Sesshoumaru: starts running toward her "No. Not good. You burned the-"

Andraia: "Cut! Sesshoumaru, you need to show more emotion!"

Sesshoumaru: looks at her

Andraia: sighs "Nevermind. Maybe someone else can do it better..." looks at the others "Hm..."

Naraku: still in his Little Miss Muppet costume "Count me out! You tricked me twice already, and I'm not gonna be tricked again!"

Andraia: "Okay, so it can't be Naraku..." looks at them again, then sees that Miroku's gone "Or Miroku...Where'd he go, anyway?"

Sango: gets angry "SIT!!!"

There's a crash somewhere far away and Sango runs in that direction

Andraia: looks at the others "Well, Kouga, you haven't been on yet, so why don't you go?"

Kouga: "Gladly!" starts to walk onstage, but Inuyasha pulls him back

Inuyasha: "Oh no you don't! I'm not letting you get close to Kagome!"

Kagome: "Inuyasha, sit boy!"

Inuyasha: falls to the ground

Andraia: snaps her fingers and Kouga looks like the pirate while Sesshoumaru has his regular clothes back "Okay, take your places!"

Kouga: walks on stage, smiling broadly

Sesshoumaru: walks off stage, looking relieved to be back in his regular clothes

Andraia: "And....Action!"

Kouga: runs toward Kagome "No! Not good! You burned the food...the shade...the rum!"

Kagome: "Yes, the rum is gone!"

Kouga: "But why is the rum gone?!"

Kagome: "One, because it is a vile drink that's capable of turning even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels! And two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you think that there's even the slightest chance that they won't see it?!"

Andraia: "Cut! That was excellent! I couldn't have done it better myself!"

Inuyasha: sits up and rolls his eyes "I could've done better than that mangy wolf..."

Kagome: "Sit boy!"

Inuyasha: falls to the ground again

Andraia: snaps her fingers and the scene fades

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Andraia: "Well, that's all for now. Bye fol-"

Kagura: "Hey! What about the rest of us!"

Andraia: "We couldn't fit in-"

Jakotsu: "Everyone? But I wanna be in a skit with Inuyasha!!"

Andraia: "But we don't have enough-"

Bankotsu: "Time? Then get more!"

Andraia: "But I-"

Kyoukotsu: "Can't? Well, too bad!"

Andraia: "That's-"

Ginkotsu: "It?"

Andraia: "Quit finishing my-"

Suikotsu: "Sentences? But it's so fun!"

Andraia: "But it's also-"

Renkotsu: "Annoying?"

Andraia: "Stop it right-"

Kikyou: "Now?"

Andraia: "I said-"

Kohaku: "Stop?"

Andraia: "Everyone's being so-"

Jaken: "Childish?"

Andraia: "How do you people know what I'm about to-"

Rin: "Say?"

Andraia: "Are you all-" waits for someone to finish her sentence, but no one does "Psychic?"

Everyone: "No! You're just so-"

Andraia: "Predictable?" laughs and snaps her fingers and everyone dissapears

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SORRY SESSHY!!!!!!! You know I still love ya!!! You're just so easy to pick on!!! Oh, and sorry to Nar- no, wait, I reallydon't care about him.

I might put more stuff in here, but only if I get other ideas. Anyway, review plz! (that means YOU)