Hey guys! Nikki here. Okay, we all know how much I love Billy, but we all also know how much he loved Penny. So, to be nice, I decided to write a story where Penny's alive, but she's just…well, you'll have to read and see! I OWN NOTHING BUT THE PLOT!

Penny's POV

I woke with a start and looked around. The walls of the room I was in were a pale blue, and there was a man in a white lab coat in the corner. Assuming this man was a doctor, I guessed I was in the hospital. Why was I in a hospital?

"You're awake!" the doctor said happily, coming over to my bed. "How do you feel?"

"Bad," I croaked. "Why does my stomach hurt so much?"

"That's where the shard from the Death Ray hit you," he replied absentmindedly, looking through the pages on the clipboard he was holding. I didn't have time to register the words 'Death Ray' before he said, "Now, I'm going to ask you a few questions and I would like you to answer them to your best extent, okay?" I nodded. "Good, now, who was the first president of the United States?"

"George Washington," I replied, wondering what this was for. The man nodded and scribbled something on his clipboard.

"Very good, now, who is your best friend?" My best friend? I have a best friend?

"George Washington?" I asked. The doctor repressed a chuckle, but said, "No, I'm sorry. What animal goes 'moo'?"

"A cow," I answered instantly, still wondering why he was asking me these.

"Yes," he said, writing on his clipboard once more. "Now what is your name?"

I know this…don't tell me, I know this… "George Washington?" I guessed weakly. He shook his head sadly and wrote one last thing on his clipboard.

"I'm sorry, you're best friend is not George Washington, nor is that your name. I'm afraid that you have amnesia, miss."

I nodded vaguely, letting this news sink in. Amnesia…how did I get amnesia again? Oh, the Death Ray thing…right… "What is my name?" I asked.

"Oh," replied the doctor. "Your name is Penny Daniels." (A/N: I made that last name up…I really have no clue!)

Well, whaddya think? Dooya love it? Hate it? If you love it, YAY! If you hate it, YOU SUCK! I'm kidding, we all have opinions…yours is just the wrong opinion. I'M KIDDING! Anywho, sorry it's so short. The next one will be longer, I promise. Dedicated to xXxPOMROXMAHSOXGIRL227xXx, aka Keila, and La Fille Avec Les Yeux Verts, aka Emma. I love both of you so much! You know what else I love? REVIEWS! R&R please! I'll give you virtual bacon and you can virtually pet Lou! LOVE ALL OF YOU!