Disclaimer: WE ISN'T AN POSERZ LOLS WE NO OWN HARRY POTTER OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT - TOO DEPRESSED FOR DAT, #CUTWRISTS #EVANESCENCE #YAKNOWWHATIMEAN?
Chapter 1
TEH EPIK ADVNTRZ OV DOBEEE TEH HOZ EF WRTTN B BENZJI ND ZACHZ LOLZ
AL PRPZ N H8RZ GTFO!111
666 4 EVAH I SOZ GOTHEE OMG
FANGZ 2 mah gothee brahzef ZAC ATAK whoz 2taly NOT PREPZ!111
LOLZ BENJI LOL PREPS IZ ME DUMBLYDORE IS NOT PREPZ IF U KNOW WUT AM SAYING
HEHE STORE IS AN GUD AND GOTHEE, IF U IS PREPEE THEN LEAVEZ LULS
GET TO STOREE ALREDY NOBZ
IL STRT
K ENUF CAPLKZ NOW LOLOLOLOL
Onez daya der EPIK HOZ ELF NAMEZ DOBY. He iz gothee ef an doby workz for Draco whoz SO HOTE. Doby wisez Draco be b wit him but Draco haz GF OMG DAT BITCH. Doby triee 2 be l1ke Draco by bein GOTHEEE but he iz obv PREP and DRACO HATEZ IT. so Dobee sayz goodbie 2 go 2 worl an become GOTHEEE:
ADEVENTUREZ: 1 - DOBEE
Doby is an bad housez elfs; dark and depressing as dumblydore is ghey. nobodyz loves him in this dark, depressing, cruel, evil #MCRWORLDFTW, - ( ). so ye… he is an pozer and no one luvez him so. ze world is puup. De exposition is over an, and lets go read… er watch the rest… LOLOLOL
So dobee setz out and he iz travelng world. He lernz how 2 sl1t wr1stz LOL th3n h3 m33tz W1NKI TEH EPCZ GOTHEEE HOZ ELV and iz bord so RAPEZ HER WITH PEN1Z S1ZE OF DOONKJEY. Howvz then Dobby not1ce taht he lost virgnz he savez for Draco and Sl1tz wrists and DIEZ.
After he iz ded Draco relizez he 3 Dobe and criez 2 Dumblydoree and slitz wrists so Dumbledore rezurects Dobee who iz now tru Gothee not Pozer and Draco iz impressed and Draco and Dobee have SMEXY SMEX AND MAKE OUTZ.
ZE ENDZ LULS
THANX FOR READ LUL. PLZ LIKE ZIS STORY, FOR AN MORE DIFFERENT ADVENTURE LELZ: AN REVIEW AND FOLLOW - BUT NO FLAMS OR U R AN POSERZ LOLOLOLOL