Hallo! Yes, I am still alive, despite the fact that I have not updated or posted anything in.......forever. So...here, my first Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic, with the help of my little brother, who has decided to call himself Guy Who Loves His Pet Rock. He's weird. Anyway....
Ok, first summary! Yugi's transition from Yugi-Pimp to Yugi-Ho! Find out how Yu-Gi-Ho fares in this lovely and humorous fanfic!
Disclaimer: if I owned Yu-Gi-Oh would I be doing this for free on my first Friday off in....since I began working with my little brother making corrections and suggestions over my shoulder the whole time? ....YES! YES I WOULD! I DO! I DO OWN YU-GI-OH!!!! BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!glances nervously at random lawyer guys peeking in her blinds ...fine... No. OK? No. ME NO OWNEY!!! sobs
Warning: VERY BAD INNUENDOES! BE FOREWARNED!!! Also, the use of the words pimp and ho far too often.
Yugi-Pimp was desperately looking for someone to love with his most powerful and wonderful treasure: his Beads of Love. He found her, working at the burger joint in town. Teà.
He pimp-walked in and hurriedly took a seat, twirling the beads of love around his finger. Teà walked up and stared at him for a moment. He was in his "pimpin' pose". She was in trouble. He grinned sexily and the beads went flying from around his finger to around her neck. He screamed, "Sex! Sex! Sex!" and she, instantaneously jumped on him.
Mysterious porn music erupted from the beads of love. Bow chicka wow-wow
Screams were heard from every corner of the restaurant. One woman screamed, "BILLY, SHIELD YOUR EYES!!!" and ran, shielding her eyes, into a chair. Some distant army heroes jumped out the window, glass sailed through the air.
...LATER...
Yugi-pimp pimp-walked into the local hospital, pleased with himself. He knew that Joey's little sister was just getting out of surgery. While walking, Yugi-pimp pimp-listened to his favorite song: "P-I-M-P" on his pimp-walk-man player. He arrived at Serenity's room to find her up and staring at...nothing seeing as how she was blindfolded. She sensed he was in the room however and said, "Yugi-pimp?"
He slung the Beads of Love once more around his finger and they flew in a graceful arc to land around her neck. He screamed, "Pimpin'! Pimpin'!"
Bow chicka wow-wow
During the eccentric porn music, Yugi-pimp began to feel strange. He looked at his burning hands to find them glowing a bright green. Yugi-pimp screamed, "THIS IS NOT PIMPIN'!!!"
Suddenly a mysterious wind came surrounding him with various objects. He transformed mysticly into....insert dramatic music here ....Yugi-Ho.
Yugi-Ho, master of hoedowns, decided that he needed "loving". Joey walked into the room to visit his sister. Yugi-Ho's eyebrows raised suggestively.
Bow chicka wow-wow
Joey heard the suggestive porn music and froze. He heard a suspicious 'whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!' of the Beads of Love as they swung through the air. He wanted to run, but he couldn't seem to move. Yugi-Ho's power over the situation was too great.
Suddenly, Serenity yelled, "RUN JOEY! RUN FROM YUGI-HO, FORMERLY KNOWN AS YUGI-PIMP!"
And he did.
The end?
TA DA! There. That's it! Weird, yes, but funny? Please tell us! PLEASE! If you like it so much, I'm sure that my brother will force me to update, unlike my other stories that haven't been updated since like...last January. So read and review, good readers! And if you bug me enough, I might just update one of my other stories as well!