Armin was eating cookies at the table. Mikasa walked in and sat down. She looked up at Armin. He was eating cookies still. And drinking milk. Warm milk. Tasty. Armin looked up at her. Then he put his arm protectively around the plate of cookies.
Mikasa frowned slightly (as that's all she ever does) and sat back slightly. Then Armin proceeded to consume more cookies. Mikasa continued to observe him silently. This went on for a bit. Then Armin yawned widely. In his second of confusion Mikasa stole one and shoved it in her mouth. Armin looked at her and then ate more cookies.
Armin yawned some more. Then Mikasa looked outside. It was really dark. Mikasa looked at Armin.
"It's getting late. Should I put you to bed?" she asked, raising her eyebrow.
"I guess so." said Armin, putting one last cookie in his mouth. Then he got up and let Mikasa lead him by the hands to Armin's bedroom. After Mikasa closed the door, she pushed him into a sitting position on the edge of the bed. She knelt down, putting her hands on his feet.
Then she untied his shoelaces. Removing his shoes, she placed them by the door.
She walked back over to the bed and swung Armin's feet into the bed. Pulling the covers up to his neck, she pulled up a chair and sat next to him. Then she read him a story.
Finishing the story, she patted him on the head, and walked out, flipping off the light and shutting the door gently.
Then she walked into the room next to it.
Eren's room!
She tucked him in and read him a story.
Then walked out and back into the next room.
Jean's room!
She told him to stop playing with his toys and go to bed because it's time for bed. Then onto the next room, Captain Levi's! She let herself in and then had some pretty hot steamy sex.
Like, so hot you could bake a potato with it then feed it to Sasha. So steamy people were like "Oh god it's the colossal titan". So sexy it tops that one fight scene between Rogue Titan and Female Titan. Which isn't that hot. But you know.
The following morning, Mikasa woke up. She looked around and then started to clean up. Then she untied Levi and set him down on the floor, then untangled her scarf from his body. She put it back on and then realized she had no clothes. And her clothes were pretty ruined and covered in something. So she took some of Levi's. They were pretty much the same height, bust size, fabulousness, and weight. So then she dropped out of the window, and being asian, she survived it with no harm. After she made her way back to her room, and slept there for an hour or so. Upon waking much later, she found a note on her face.
Give me my clothes back.
Levi.
Also-bring 3D Maneuver Gear and butter tonight.
Oh, okay. She got up and looked out the window.
Eren was there, 3D Maneuver Gear attaching him to the wall above Levi's room. He's got this face: