What Happens In

Russia, Is Really

None Of Your Business

Disclaimer: I own nothing but what you see here and takes place during season 2 when in Russia. A little something I just recently thought up after seeing a few Tumblr posts related to some of the problematic things Felicity's done. And oh yeah, for those that don't know, her Hacker handle 'Ghost Fox Goddes'? Is actually something that belongs to an ACTUAL character who's Chinese called 'Ghost Fox Killer'. Way to try and whitewash a character there Arrow makers.


Oliver could honestly not believe how Felicity was acting right now in the Hummer. Yes, he slept with Isabel. Yes, it was probably a very stupid move considering they are basically business partners. But damn, its his business who he sleeps with after all. And while he was aware of Felicity's little crush on him, she really had no place in his view acting like a jealous girlfriend. Not that it had been the first time she pulled something like this when she and Digg had found out about Sara being on Lian Yu in addition to Shado. Something she still hadn't apologized for and that irked him much like it irked him that Digg had never said anything to her about it when he knows the man damn well understands his issues. Oliver was damned grateful for the fact that Anatoly was outside of the Hummer dealing with business as this whole thing was just embarrassing to him. "So we're not doing the what happens in Russia stays in Russia." Stated Oliver a bit sarcastically and annoyedly.

"We're still IN Russia." Came the somewhat biting reply.

Making Oliver frown unhappily. "Okay, yes, I slept with Isabel. I own up to that. But guess what Felicity? That is NONE of your business."

"Excuse me?" Asked the Blonde angrily as she slightly turned to him with a look of anger on her face.

A look he met head on as he was done with her crap. Hell, he'd never appreciated the flirty innuendo crap to begin with and she knew it but kept doing it anyway. "You heard me. What I did was no one's business but my OWN. If it affects anything else then fine but you have no place acting like a jealous girlfriend. Which isn't the first time but we aren't going there."

"I..." Began Felicity and faltering when she couldn't quite think of what to say.

Feeling pretty damned unhappy at that too over being talked too in the manner she was. "We are co-workers, friends even, but nothing more and I would appreciate it if you quit with the flirty innuendo as I know you know I am NOT comfortable with it. Understood?"

"Understood perfectly, Mr. Queen." Came the somewhat bitter reply and her eyes getting a bit watery.

"Good." A talk with Digg about Felicity would have to be had too.

Nothing further was said after that until Anatoly got in the Hummer and things gradually went from there. Though Felicity was decidedly a lot cooler towards Oliver and acted in a more professional manner around him as well. Which he was perfectly okay with all things considered.


Author's Notes: Feli/Oli-fans don't even bother with sending me hate over this. It'll only waste your time.