I don't own hetalia or the characters... But you know that...
In the hospital's foyer, Heracles Karpousi is staring angrily at a poster on the wall across.
~Patient. There's a reason why we call you like that.~
'Tell me about it. I've been here for over an hour...'
The main gate opens and Feliciano walks in, holding his bruised eye. He gets a queue ticket and then spots Heracles sitting and waiting.
"Hera!" He walks up to him and sits beside him. "Buongiorno.(1)"
"...'mera.(2)"
"Ve~! You look troubled. What happened, il mio amico..?"
"Hmmm..." the greek muttered annoyed.
The main gate opens again. This time, Antonio, with both eyes black, enters and gets a queue ticket.
He sees the two other nations and approaches them.
"Hola! Como estas?(3)" he states cheerfully.
The greek looks at him pissed. "Seriously...?"
The three nations examine each other carefully. Then they all let a deep sigh.
The spanish turns to the italian and says "Ok, you go first... what's with the bruise?"
"Veee~ I was having sex with boyfriend, Doitsu. Suddenly I heard the sound of keys at the front door...
Absentminded, I said 'Mio dio! My boyfriend is back!' Ludwig got angry... and punched me..."
The other two slowly nodded.
"What about you, Antonio?"
"I was having sex with my boyfriend, Lovino. Suddenly, I heard the sound of keys at the front door. Absentiminded I said 'Dios mio! My boyfriend is back.' and Romano said 'I'll hide in the closet!' when we realised what we both said, we started punching each other..."
"Vee~! What about you, Heracles? You seem to be fine. Why are you here?"
"I'm waiting for... Kiku's orthopedic cast on his legs... to dry..."
"What? Kiku broke his legs? How?"
Heracles nodded.
"I was having sex... with my boyfriend, Kiku. Suddenly, I heard... the sound of keys at the front door. Absentminded I said... 'Oh, my god! My boyfriend is back!'..."
"And...?"
"And Kiku... grabbed his clothes and jumped out of the window..."
(1)Buongiorno (italian)= Goodmorning
(2)'mera (Greek)= 'morning.
(3)Hola! Como estas? (Spanish)= Hello! How are you?