(AN: ok So I went to see the movie IMMORTALS and it blew my manhood away! I dunno if you'll see it bcuz you might not own a movie theater, but lucky for u I am writing a NOVELLATION of the movie! It is bassed on the movie and also it is bassed on a script of the move I found on the Internet. It was way diffident which was confuesing but I know it was themovie script bcuz the tittle was almost the same. So I combined them an ... it makes more sence!)
(AN: AN means Author's Note! so now u know)
My Immortals
By Trogdor69300
RATED M FOR MANLY SWEARS! VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
Chapter 1
Hi my name is Theseus Meat'arm Testosticlës McFight Guy and I have big rippling pecs (that's how I got my fist middle name) with leather straps and a spear that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like King Lionidas (AN: if u like purrsins get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Perseus but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. Zeus is my dad but I don't know that bcuz he cant tell any1. I have manly tanned skin like spartians. I'm also a fighter, and I take sparran lessons from Zues in my village where i dont wanna have girlfriends bcuz every1 hates me (I'm seventeen). I'm angst about my being hated bcuz my mom got raped and stuff. So I got so depressed that I became a fighter and converted to spratanism.
For example I was practicing as a fighter one day. I was wearing a leather armor in v shaped stripes. I was wearing black tussled hair to show off my manly face. I was wearing rippled muscles and hot looking like spratan. It was hot and sunny so there was no cold, which I was very happy about bcuz I could take off my cloak and flex my mussels. A lot of soldiers stared at me. I gave them my middle finger.
"Hey Theusus!" shouted a voice. It was ... soldier Lysander!
"Whats up Lysande?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said.
But then, I heard him speak. "Except that your mom is a hour!"