An Evening With El Diablo

Prologue-Chapter one

A Naruto Fanfic By:

UchihaSanNin

I'm sorry that this is so short...I just a started typing til I ran out of memory. lmao...But I hope that you guys enjoy, and let me know if you want more, bc this is my first vamp fic...well...with anything. lol. Catch ya laters!! Oh... I no owns Naruto.

(1st Person POV)

I made my way quietly around the small compound, knowing that they were near. I was armed to the teeth. In the literal meaning of the term, yes. Different assortments of weapons adorned my hourglass figure:

Heavy, wooden, and metal stakes, guns with an Anti-venom syrum, (More on how that came up later) a cross that was nestled between my breasts, and last but not least, my handy 50 Cal sniper Rifle, that I carried in my arms. It was supposed to be heavy, but...I guess from carrying around so much I just don't think of the load anymore.

I carefully watched my surroundings as I peeked around the corner of the building, then looked over the edge, which had a drop of at least 200ft. If I didn't make this leap of faith, I would fall to my death, or fall into the arms of one of those monsters, with fate playing with my soul's delicate threads. I took a deep, slow breath, and let it out, and went into a full out sprint. My destination point was across that ledge, at the other side of this building. I flew out into the air, my legs flailing wildly, and I felt the breeze caress and whip into my face, throwing my semi long, pink hair out of my face.

After what seemed an eternity, the soles of my knee high black combat boots made contact with the concrete roofing, and I went down into a crouch, doing my damnedest NOT to make any sound at all. I made my way over to the ledge of the roof as quietly as I could, and peeked over as I began to set my weapon up. I checked the barrel for the bullets that I'd taken out. Empty...Good. then I Loaded the magazine in, and looked through the scope at the top.

I Carefully picked my way through the crowd, and then saw them.

Now...Lets stop here. Before I go on with the rest of this event; I must fill you in on who, and WHAT I am...and that...Is a LONG ass story...I'm sorry to make you wait...But hey, whats the here and now without the spicy history to back it up?

Chapter 1: A New Partner- A New Problem

1 year ago...

I scowled as I sat down in the chair upon entering the small office, trying to figure out what I was called in for. Tsunade-Shishuo, my sensei, wanted to meet with me, and talk about certain matters. My partner, Ino Yamanaka, had recently quit here at the corporation, due to an impediment. She mistakenly got pregnant, with Shikamaru Naraa. My scowl deepened with the memory. She didn't get mistakenly pregnant. It was NO accident. She planned it. She had merely gotten into something that was too much for her own psyche to handle.

After her spilling her guts many times to me, I learned that she was silently crying for help, and she was fixing to lose it. So, I helped her. I made her quit taking the pill that all ANBU Operatives are required to take, and thus, the pregnancy. So, she got out of the job. I had to stick with it. Tsunade had already givin me the speech 'I can't lose anymore good Operatives. If we do.' blah blah blah blah Bullshit hype.

My sensei walked into the door with a rather large cup of Sake in hand, and she sat carefully down into her seat. the door slammed behind her loudly, and I didn't even flinch. I stood with respect, and bowed, keeping my eyes on her scowling face. "Milady...what is it that you wish to see me for...?"

"Have a seat, Sakura-Chan." She waved me down, and I sat, pulling my legs to one side, in order to evade a disapproving glare from the blonde woman. If I ever crossed my legs in front of her, she always shot me bad looks. To this day, I still don't understand why. Maybe she could see up my skirt. O well...can't really see anything due to my black biker shorts. HA.

"I called you in here to give you some good news." She slurred.

Drunk. Shit. any good news to her is bad ass news to me. My eyelid twitched, and she smiled.

"Sakura, after Ino had to withdraw from the force, I've been worrying about you. I thought about pairing you up with the Naruto-Baka...But...I can see you shooting him through the face within the first week."

"Try the first day, Milady..." I muttered. She glared over at me.

"Humph...Just shut up and let me finish, you baka." She growled, and took a long pull of the sake, then slammed it down onto the oaken desk once more. The full moon that shone into the window from her rear seemed to illuminate her beautiful features, and I couldn't help but be jealous.

The boobs...the slim body of a goddess. The long, beautiful blonde hair. Sometimes I envisioned myself ripping it off of her when she died. Is that normal? but I wouldn't really do that to her. She is like a surrogate mother to me. Anywayz...

I sat there and listened. "I managed to find someone for you liking, I hope..." She slurred again, taking another sip from the empty cup, and cursed when Her effort was fruitless. "His name..."

HEEE!! WTFH!! I have to work with an arrogant, self-centered, bastard of a man who--

A young man walked into the room as she finished. I didn't hear the last part of her slurred words, due to my rapid thinking and slander of the unkown man's name. I suddenly stopped, and looked to my right, where the man came from. I watched him closely, observing him to the closest detail.

He seemed to ooze confidence. Long, ebony, blue stained bangs hung down to the lapels of his shirt, and bounced softly as his feet hit the ground. His white, dress-button down shirt was neatly tucked into his black slacks that hugged him perfectly. his forearms was the only skin visibnle to my iridescent eyes due to the darkness and lack of light in the room. I saw the ripple of muscle, and it wasn't a disgusting type. It was the type that told you of beautiful, sexy masculinity. his arms were lightly tanned, only to add a slightly darker pigment to his palish colored skin. He was tall. At least 6" 2' maybe 6" 4'. he was at least a head or two taller than I. I hate that with men. ugh...

I turned back to Tsunade, and she scowled at me once more. "I found you a new partner. He took our tests and passed each one of them with flying colors...and he even completed the phisical exams better than all of the normal recruits."

"Wow, impressive..." I muttered, sarcastically, looking at hy fingers as I flexed my hand. "So Unusual..."

"His name is Uchiha Sasuke." The blonde haired woman concluded.

I fell out of my chair, on my ass, spread eagle, in shock. Tsunade's scowl deepened and I quickly gathered myself once more, and stood up to my full height. "Arigato, Shishuo." I muttered, with a hint of anger in my voice.

Again, gomen na sai!! I think that's how you spell it...Fervently looks in the Japanese to english dictionary beside her...

Sorry so damned short! I want to make then xt one longer, so Just R/R to let me know that you all wants more!!

UchihaSanNin