by Rune
Just another night at King's bar. Nothing unusual. Now for the legalities. I don't own any of thse characters. There. Now read the fic.
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"... And then I decapitated him!" Zankuro yelled. A bunch of other villains yelled in agreement and lifted their glasses in a toast. "Well, that's all fine and dandy," Genjuro said drunkenly, "But if I remember correctly, I kicked your ass in SS4!" Zankuro grunted and returned to his jug of sake. "Hey King!" Rugal called out, "Break out the big stuff, and make it snappy!" King sighed and began to bring out the kegs. 'Scum of the Earth,' King thought as she lifted the kegs, 'Don't they have anything better to do than hang out at the bar and get drunk?' Then she remembered that. since their defeats at the hands of various SNK heroes, they didn't have anything to do. She sighed and passed out the drinks.
"Mind if I join in?" a bodyless voice said to the scum sitting at the counter, "I haven't had a good drink in 1800 years." "Orochi!" Goenitz said with a smile, "We would be honored to have you join us, master!" "Good to see you again, Goenitz," Orochi said as he materialized out of thin air, "How're the kids?" "Well, Tanaka is starting high school, and Michiko is in 2nd grade," he replied proudly. Orochi smiled and sat on a stool. "A keg over here!" he yelled out. "Aren't you a little too young to be drinking?" King asked sarcastically. Orochi frowned and grumbled something about wiping the bar out of existence.
Right when King was about to pour the evil entity a glass, a group of Capcom villains barged in. "WHERE IS HE!?!" Akuma screamed out, "I WILL CONSUME HIS SOUL!!!!!" The SNK villains stood up, prepared for battle. "And who the hell are you looking for, demon?" Yamazaki snarled. "THAT BASTARD GEESE HOWARD!!!!!" "I am here, demon," Geese said from a corner, a smug smile across his face, "Now what business do you have with me?" "YOU TOILET PAPERED MY HOUSE, I'LL KILL YOU!" All of the SNK villains burst out laughing, and some of the Capcom ones too. Ever since Geese's 100th consecutive defeat at the hands of Terry Bogard, he had been acting strangely. "Ah yes," Geese said, "And what do you plan to do about it?" Akuma let out a roar and began to power up a Messatu Gouhadou. Geese responded with a Double Rampukken.
Everybody readied for the coming brawl with their respective rivals. Gill spread his wings and Orochi transofrmed to his eight-headed serpent form. M. Bison began a Psycho Crusher while Rugal prepared a Dark Barrier. Bilstein and Dark Hayato switched on their beam sabers, while Zankuro and Genkuro unsheathed their swords. Vega put on his claw and Yamazaki pulled out a knife.
Just as the clash was about to begin, a bunch of Capcom and SNK heroes burst in.
"Shinkuu Hadoken!"
"Orochi Nagi!"
"Shoryureppa!"
"Maiden Masher!"
"Ashura!"
"Raging Holy Blow!"
"Buster Wolf!"
"Koh-Ho-Ken!"
"Kikoshou!"
"Revolver Spark!"
When the dust cleared, all of the SNK and Capcom villains were in puddles of blood on the floor. The heroes sat at the bar and began to talk. "Thanks for calling us, King," Ryo Sakazaki said, "We came just in time." "You're just lucky we were at Ryo's when you called," Haohmaru said with a huge grin across his face. "Thanks guys," King said, "I'll call SNK and Capcom tomorrow and tell them to reanimate those bastards and get 'em out of my bar, and for a job well done, today's drinks are on the house. What'll it be?"
"Sake!"
"Sake!"
"Beer!"
"Sake!"
"Sake!"
"Beer!"
"Sake!"
"Mao-tai!"
"Corona!"
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That went well. Now that you're finished, could you take the time to review my fic? I'd like to hear what you people think. See ya!
-Rune