[ SCENE 1: An old man hobbles forth waving a cane in a deep, dark alley where there are a not but a few dim lights and a trashcan. ]

Man: "*Raises glass* To the boy. who died!"

[ silence ]

Man: "I SAID.. To the boy who died!"

[ crickets chirp ]

Man: "*screams and starts bashing random cars with his cane*"

[ A young woman approaches the man ]

Woman: "Shhhh, Professor Oogly, 'tis all right, everything will be better now, now that the boy died."

Oogly: "Why. hello, Yikki. *sniffles* It was just so tragic - the way the poor boy died."

Yikki: "Now, now, everything's all right. *patpat*"

Oogly: "But.but.*breaks into a fit of sobs*"

Yikki: "Hey! Who's that? *points to random person walking toward them*"

Oogly: "Why, it's Uuka! THE BOY WHO WAS SUPPOSEDLY DEAD. GASP. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! WHERE IS THE REAL UUKA?!"

Uuka: "Silence, mortal! I AM THE REAL UUKA, ONLY STRONGER AND BETTER!"

Oogly: "WTF? NO! *screams and brandishes cane* YOU WERE NAUGHT BUT A WEE BOY LAST TIME I SAW YOU! NAUGHT. BUT. A. WEE. BOY!"

Uuka: "A lot has changed since one hour ago, Mister Oogly."

Oogly: "Noooooooo!"

Uuka: "BUT YES. *evil laughter is heard* *Runs away, kidnapping Yikki*"

Oogly: "Yikki?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Uuka: "PUAHAHAHAHA. *flies away on his broom*"

Oogly: "*snarl* Darn that boy who died."

Uuka: "*flies back* I'm not dead! *whacks him on the head, then flies away again*"

Oogly: "*blinks, then continues moaning over poor Yikki*"

[ A cat approaches. ]

Cat: Hey, stupid, maybe you should try FOLLOWING them to save Yikki?

Oogly: "YES! That's a great idea! Thank you,.. Cat. *kidnaps Cat to go with him to get Yikki back*"

Cat: "NOOOO! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE PROFESSOR MCGONGALL!"

Oogly: "What the heck are you talking about?"

Cat: "Uh.. nothing."

Oogly: "Okay."

Uuka: "CHICKENNNNNNFEET! OFF TO CHICKENFEET!"

Narrarator: "Chickenfeet is the Hogwarts equivalent! Except.. not."

Uuka: "Who are you?! *beats her with his penguin stick*"

Narrarator: "Ooh, penguins! *glomp*"

Uuka: "NO! Off, off! I'm supposed to be at Chickenfeet with Yikki, so I can ask for a ransom!"

Narrarator: "No! You idiot, you gave away my plot! *hits with a stick*"

Uuka: "*glares, then hits back*"

Narrarator: "*cough* Anyway. *disappears*"

Uuka: "--; Yay. *flies off to Chickenfeet*"

Oogly: "Noooooooo! *runs after Uuka with Cat*"

Cat: "I wonder how I got stuck with this whole weird adventure."

A/N: What will happen next? Will Oogly successfully get Yikki back? Will Cat manage to escape? Will Yikki manage to escape? Find out, on the next Adventures of Oogly And Company!