Authors note: This story is written mostly by one of my closest friends. Enjoy! :)

"Ponch, wait up!" Ponch's neighbor Lisa yelled, as she ran toward him.

"What?"Ponch asked as he rolled down the windows to his car.

"Take me with you!" she replied.

"Take you with me? Lisa that's silly you aren't a CHP," Ponch said with a smile.

"Ponch, what a rude thing to say!" She said as she glared at him.

"How is that rude?" He asked confused.

"I am too a CHP and I can prove it! You just think I can't be a CHP cause I'm a girl is that it? Yeah, well I got news for you, Bonnie, she's a CHP and so am I!"

"Whoa, Lisa I'm sorry I didn't know you where a CHP too." Ponch said apologetically.

"Yeah, well I am and your taking me to work!" she said as she got in Ponch's car.

The whole way to the station was silent, and filled with tension.

"Ahh, woah eeee!" Jeb screamed dramatically as he smashed himself into Ponch's parked car.

"STOP CLOWNING AROUND MORONS!" Lisa yelled at Jeb and Grossie who had just walked out of the building to see Ponch.

"Oh, I am sorry ma'am!" Jeb said sarcastically.

"Oh, maybe you should call her your hinny, I mean highness Jeb," Grossie said.

"Ponch, they're making fun of me!" She yelled at Ponch as he got out of his car.

"What'd they do?" He asked.

"They teased me cause I'm a girl!" She said angrily.

"We didn't tease you cause you're a girl we teased you cause you needed it," Jeb said glaring at her.

"I don't like you guys!" Lisa said punching Jeb's rock solid arm.

"Well we aren't quite fond of you either lady," Jeb said while laughing at her wimpy punch.

"What he said!" Grossie said, as he wiped cookie crumbs off his lips.

"Humph!" Lisa said as she stormed into the building tossing her reddish-brownish hair.

"Ponch, I sure hope that isn't your new girlfriend," Jeb said. Ponch made a face.

"Yeah, she's a mean girl and I don't like mean girls!" Grossie said.

"She is my neighbor, she's a CHP yay," Ponch said sarcastically.

"Oh, well we better get inside for briefing or Getraer is gonna be mad," Jeb said.

"Harrumph," Grossie said then stormed into the building and flipped his fat. Ponch and Jeb followed Grossie laughing.

Meanwhile in briefing. Getraer walked to the front of the room.

"Today we have a new member of the CHP joining us," Getraer said, and then Lisa walked in. "Lisa Marie Presley." He said. "You will have Bonnie as a training officer."

"Hi, Bonnie," she said as she sat next to her, Bonnie nodded politely. Ponch's friends looked at Ponch with a look that said.

"You got her to join didn't you?"Ponch just moved uncomfortably in his seat pretending to not notice the stares.

After briefing.

"Ponch get over here!" Lisa yelled as she slammed herself into the vending machine.

"huuu! We don't smash our bodies against vending machines around here, Lisa," Ponch said terrified.

"But I can't get my food out!" She yelled slamming into the vending machine again.

"Well it's never gonna come out that way, lady. This is a very touchy machine, you gotta hit it just right," Ponch said walking over to it and slightly bumping it with his hip. Instantly the Nature Valley crunch granola bar fell. She reached in and grabbed it. Ponch smiled at her,

"See its easy," he said.

"You're just being a mean show-off like everyone else at this station," she said then walked away angrily.

"Bonnie, where are you?" She called.

"Same place I told you I'd be Lisa."

"Oh stop being mean to me. I'm sorry I asked a question,"Lisa said sharply.