Inu's "Dragon"
Prologue
In Feudal, Japan, lied a young, 15-year-old girl named Kagome Higurashi. Her best friend, Kikyou, the very powerful priestess and guard of the Shikon No Tama, trusted her with her life. So when she was killed by an extremely evil demon (three guesses who), Naraku, the sacred Jewel of Four Souls was passed on to her. Being reliable to the first friend she ever had, she made sure no human or demon got a hold of it.
Unfortunately, though, Naraku was still alive and was bringing demons back from the dead to gain the Jewel for himself. Poor Kagome had no choice but to run away from Feudal, the Shikon No Tama safe with her, being followed by Naraku and his strongest demons (Yura of the Hair and the Thunder Brothers-Hitan and Manten), which he made a deal with that if they help him find Kagome and the strong, brave, handsome hanyou warrior, Inuyasha (who killed the three demons and beat up Naraku-they all wanted revenge in result), he would share the Jewel with them.
The four of them as they searched for their two victims sung a song to tempt Kagome while at the same time talk about doing many things to the lovely half-demon. Their beautiful singing voices were so wonderful they filled Kagome's head with pure agonizing pain.
The Happiest Home in These Hills
Music and lyrics by Al Kasha and Joel Hirschhorn
Performed by Naraku, Yura, Hitan, and Manten
Yura: I'll cook you cake and gingerbread
Bring you tea in bed on a tray
Naraku: We'll slave while you go fishin'
You'll git permission to run and play
Yura: These tears oughta show you I care
Come back…
Demons: By cracky we'll share
The happiest home in these hills, in these hills
Hitan: Gonna snag him, gag him, drag him through town
Put his head in the river, let the pup drown
Manten: Trap him, strap him, wrap him in a sack…
Thunder Brothers: YEAH!
Tie him screamin' to a railroad track
Naraku: We'll have you sing in chapel
You'll be the apple of Mama's eye
Yura: I'll tend to all your sewin'
And do your mowin' so jes rely on me
Demons: Dang! We know you're out there
It's late, we're waitin' to share
The happiest home in these hills, in these hills
Thunder Brothers: Gonna paw him, claw him, saw him in half
When he cries out for mercy, we'll just laugh
Beat him, heat him, eat him for dessert, YEAH!
Yura: Roast him gently so the flames won't hurt! Yeah!
Demons: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yura: Spread out!
Naraku and his group searched desperately for Kagome and Inuyasha but to no avail. However, Kagome was near. She was hiding underneath a log, her clothes worn out to rags.
The demons were about to find her hiding spot when they all fell in the mud.
Naraku: DAMN IT!
They soon gave up and slowly continued singing.
Demons: You'll swim and you'll go campin'
You'll be a champ in your own backyard
Our love is overflowin', it keeps on growin'
You'll sleep good knowin' you're hooooome…
In these hills
Thunder Brothers: We're gonna swing him from a tree
Yura and Naraku: In these hills
Thunder Brothers: We're gonna sting him like a bee
Yura and Naraku: In these hills
Thunder Brothers: We're gonna spill him on his head
Yura and Naraku: In these hills
Thunder Brothers: We're gonna fill him full of lead
Yura and Naraku: In these hills
Demons: In these hills
In these hills
In these hills
And they walked away into the distance, away from Kagome.
She sighed of relief and crawled out from underneath the log. Looking down at her rags, which were once expensive undergarments, she knew that it wouldn't be long 'til she won't have anything to cover the parts that needed covering.
(Note: Like it? I have another unfinished chapter, I'll continue on it once I get someone responding and reviewing. Thank you for your convenience!)
