Wow, first vocaloid story. I've been obsessed with Vocaloid for a while so why not write a story? So this story is only going to have some romance and a lot of my failed attempts of humor. I'm not the best writer but what ever.

Title: What Happened Last Night?

Genre: Humor/romance/friendship

Summary: Rin wakes up one morning. On the floor. Surrounded by her friends. That are unconscious. What happened last night?

Coupling: A lot. There may be a lot of minor side parings but the main ones will most likely be GakupoxRin, MikuxKaito some lukaxlen

*There will probably be a lot of crazy flash backs after the following chapter.

She woke up to the chilling on her back, caused by the hard kitchen floor. The sun's rays were dimmed by the window curtains so her vision was not accurate. She was still too tired to sit up. Her head felt heavy and was like weighing her down to the floor. Shouldn't she be in her bed? She was a Vocaloid, spoiled like a princess and worshiped too. The floor wasn't the ideal place for someone so famous like her to sleep. But waking up on the floor didn't really bother her much, as long as she had fun before. But…That was not the problem. She couldn't remember the events of the night before.

What happened? How did she get here? Was this a prank? What was that squishy feeling under her left hand? Hmm...Soft…warm…Squish….A mischievous smile appeared on the young vocaloids tired face. This was fun! …Whatever she was doing. Poke…poke…Poke. "Hehehe…" She giggled softly.

"Ugh…" Moaned a voice right next to her. She knew it had to be one of her fellow vocaloids but her thoughts were not functioning right so she couldn't recall who. She slowly sat up and stared at the figure next to her. She squinted, trying to make out their face. Her mouth slowly dropped as she realized who it was. It was Meiko, who was obviously unconscious because she drank too much. She had a lazy smile on her face, with a thin line of drool coming from the corner of her mouth.

Then wait…what was she touching…Her eyes drifted downward to the alcoholics' chest….

"Ah!" She quickly pulled her left hand away. Meiko just snorted and shifted in her drunken sleep. Well that was not new. She felt around to the right and grabbed hold on to something soft, smooth, and stringy. Hair. So much of it too! This person could sell it off to cancer patients and make millions. She could tell that it was well taken care of by the soft texture. Luka? Perhaps Miku? She leaned over the sleeping beauty, trying to get a good look at the face. As soon as she caught a glimpse, her cheeks began to burn. She would have to she was kind of shampoo Gakupo used. She brought a few strands of purple to her nose and breathed in. Wow! It DIDN'T smell like egg plant. Whatever that smelt like. She poked the young samurai in his cheek. No response. Not even a groan. He was out and probably for a while, and if the well tamed Gakupo was in a drunken mess then that meant everyone else was too.

She needed to wake everyone up. She stood up. Well she tried to. Stumbled around and accidentally stepped on Meiko, right in the stomach. "Naaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhggg!" The brunette moaned. Rin quickly lifted up her foot and cover her mouth with a hand, trying to laugh at the inhumane sound. But then Meiko shot up suddenly, like a mummy climbing from its tomb. "Ughhhhhhhhhh!" This startled the blond vocaloid and caused her to fall backwards. Right on Gakupo, who jolted awake instantly at the impact.

"Ugh!"

"Ah!"

"UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Rin, who was now sitting on a very shocked Gakupo, busted into giggles. Gakupo on the other hand, narrowed his eyes and stared at Meiko, like she was possessed, which wouldn't have surprised anyone if she was. Meiko leaned forward, one hand on her stomach and another on her forehead. "Ughhhhh." This brutal wake up wasn't going to help her hang over.

Gakupo sat up and positioned Rin, who was beaming, into his lap. "Now Meiko…" Commented the polite but equally mischievous man. "You should try not to speak until your brain is able to function words more than two syllables."

In response he got a giggle from Rin and a very interesting comment from Meiko. "Ughhh…Rin, Gaku-hime* is being mean to me…I think he's PMSing." She ended her comment with a hiccup and gave them both a cheesy grin, before falling onto the floor to stare at the ceiling.

Gakupo's jaw dropped slightly. "Hime…? You don't…" He didn't know how to finish. He 'humpf'ed and would of crossed his arms childishly if it wasn't for Rin sitting on him.

Rin peered up at him innocently. "Awww, that's an adorable nickname! Don't worry Gaku-hime! I know you're not PMSing."

As annoyed as he was he couldn't help but smile. "Well, I'm very glad that you know that Rin but may I ask why you decided to crush me in my sleep?"

The Kagamine rubbed the back of her head and laughed nervously. "Well you see…"

"HEY BARBIE*?" Meiko asked, still staring at the ceiling.

"Yes Paris*?" Came a calm reply.

Rin covered her mouth, trying not to start squealing. Even though they lived in Japan, they all knew who the infamous Paris Hilton was, and getting compared to her was probably one of the worst insults ever. Rin gasped as she felt a pair of strong arms lifted her up and placed her gently on the floor. Meiko and Gakupo were now staring each other off. Well it would have been more epic if they both didn't have to use every ounce of energy they had to stand. Both of them swayed back and forth, using their arms to balance. Rin grinned in excitement. This battle would be epic indeed. Gakupo, elite samurai VS Meiko, abusive alcoholic banshee. Both hung over and throwing insults back at each other.

"Well your mom was-" Her drunken slur was interrupted.

"We don't have mothers Meiko…We're atomic humans made by a scientist, or have you forgotten?"

"UGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Meiko launched at the samurai and grabbed a fist full of purple hair.

"Tch! Rin, Quickly! Get me the taser!" Gakupo cried, with one hand on Meiko's shoulder, trying keep her away. What was with girls and hair pulling anyway? They always do that in fights. But it was a good strategy because it did really hurt. Rin was still laughing on the floor. She knew that Gakupo's request was just meant for mocking Meiko, even though the purpled hair man probably did wish for a taser at the moment. "Fine then, laugh at me in my moments of pain. Can you please at least call PETA*?" Meiko's face was now red with rage. Her pull got harder as she continued to roar, but it was alright because EVERYONE had been abused by Meiko (especially Kaito), so this was nothing new.

It was getting brighter now, and it was clearer to see the other passed out bodies in the room. Well it was miracle that they were still a sleep. Rin stood up and walked, wobbled, over to Meiko and Gakupo and forced her way between them by pinching them both in their sides, sending them both jumping back in the opposite directions in surprise. "Hey you two! Important question? What happened last night?" Both opposing vocaloids looked at Rin, then at each other, and then scanned the whole room.

"I…I Don't remember…" Gakupo said shaking his head.

All three of them looked over the room in silence. Miku slept on the floor with her arms wrapped around Luka's waist. Her face was buried into the pinkettes breast. Len on the other hand, was behind Luka with his arm lazily thrown around her. Kaito was on the table. Naked. Well almost. He had his blue scarf on and also his socks. No one was eating on there anytime soon. Megumi was under the table. All that was visible of her was her bare feet.

Meiko then snapped her fingers. "Ha! I remember! I got drunk and-" Gakupo and Rin rolled their eyes. Of course Meiko got drunk. "-and then I got Kaito to drink with me! And then he got Miku, who got Len, who got Luka, who got Rin! The Megumi walked in and we mugged her and forced it down her and same thing with Gakupo! Then we had some awesome drunk party and-"

"I think that's enough." Gakupo said, walking over to Kaito. "We should…take them to their rooms…" He said taking off his white shirt and throwing it over Kaito's naked body. "Rin, you get Len, Meiko, you get Luka." He commanded picking up an unconscious Kaito, who was drooling all over the place.

Rin lifted up her twin and carried him to his room, where she tucked him into bed, while Meiko did the same with Luka. Then they both went into Kaito's room. There they found the purpled hair samurai tucking in Kaito under the blankets. Meiko stared at him for a moment before asking, "Won't he wonder why he's naked when he wakes up?"

"Well then we'll tell him that we accidentally left him alone with you!" Rin giggle. She received a glare back from Meiko. After that, they went back to the kitchen and got Miku and sent her to bed. Then all three of them put on a fresh set of clothing and sat in the living room. Meiko laid on the whole couch and began to groan while Rin sat in the love seat. Gakupo sat on the floor in front of her so she could brush his long hair.

They all sat there quietly. Well almost quietly. Meiko was busy sounding like she was having an exorcism. After a few minutes, the heard a huge thud from the kitchen. Rin looked down and saw that Gakupo was looking up at her with the same 'uh oh' expression. They listened and heard a faint voice call out. "Oh…Why am I under the table? ….M-My shoes! Where are they?...Oh, my Head…..Ughhh…"

Megumi walked into the living room, rubbing her head with a pained expression on her face.

"Guys? What happened?" Asked the newest Vocaloid.

"Hey…Did I have sex last night?"

All three of them stared at Meiko.

* Hime-Japanese suffix for Princess.

*Barbie-I really hope you all know what a Barbie is. Famous plastic doll.

*Paris- HAHA Paris Hilton! Famous for doing nothing but partying and getting drunk. Sadly, a lot like Meiko. Really. I haven't see that many songs of her, So I don't know how she's famous. If you can call it that. I still love her though.

*PETA- Organization that saves animals.

Well I hoped you liked it. I wish I could have made this chapter longer. Oh well. Review please! Sorry if there's a bit of OOCness, but they're hung over so what did you expect?

Yeah. There are probably going to be alot more fights with Meiko. She's so funny. xD

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