Disclaimer(cave man style) : Ugg, me no own M*A*S*H. uhhg! Me no own
characters! You sue and Trog destroy lawyer men.
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: (walks into swamp) Hey boys!
BJ: Hey OH4H! Happy Birthday!
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: Thanks Beej! Where's Hawkeye?
Hawkeye sneaks up behind OH4H and grabs her.
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: AHHHHHH!
Hawkeye(grinning cheekily): Hey OH4H, Happy Birthday...how's your birthday suit?
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: Gorgeous, too bad you'll never know!
BJ: (laughs) too bad Hawk.
Hawkeye: I'll get her one day.
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: No ya won't.
Hawkeye: Why not?
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: How am I supposed to pair you with Margaret if you're?
with me? Sides, you're a fictional character. Hawkeye: Margaret?
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: Yeah, notice the name?
Hawkeye: How are you going to pull that off? Ferret face won't like it.
BJ: Can we help?
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: I am the writer, I can do it myself. I don't care what Frank likes.
Margaret suddenly bursts into the swamp, an angry Frank at her heels, and jumps into Hawkeye's arms kissing him loveinly.
Frank: What's going on here?!
BJ: (points at Hawk and Margaret) They are.
Frank: Oh don't be a snooty patooty!
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: Nice one.
Frank: Nerts to you!
(OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips sticks her tongue out at Frank)
Frank: Maaaaaaaaaargaret!
Margaret(busy kissing Hawkeye doesn't reply)
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: My work here is done. Almost...(wisps her hand and frank is buried from the neck down in dirt) C ya kids!
Beej: Wait! Can you send us all home?
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips (sadly): Fraid not. I can't change free will, just enhance it. (walks into the sunset as BJ goes to the O Club, Frank yells for help and Hawkeye and Margaret admit their love.
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: (walks into swamp) Hey boys!
BJ: Hey OH4H! Happy Birthday!
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: Thanks Beej! Where's Hawkeye?
Hawkeye sneaks up behind OH4H and grabs her.
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: AHHHHHH!
Hawkeye(grinning cheekily): Hey OH4H, Happy Birthday...how's your birthday suit?
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: Gorgeous, too bad you'll never know!
BJ: (laughs) too bad Hawk.
Hawkeye: I'll get her one day.
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: No ya won't.
Hawkeye: Why not?
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: How am I supposed to pair you with Margaret if you're?
with me? Sides, you're a fictional character. Hawkeye: Margaret?
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: Yeah, notice the name?
Hawkeye: How are you going to pull that off? Ferret face won't like it.
BJ: Can we help?
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: I am the writer, I can do it myself. I don't care what Frank likes.
Margaret suddenly bursts into the swamp, an angry Frank at her heels, and jumps into Hawkeye's arms kissing him loveinly.
Frank: What's going on here?!
BJ: (points at Hawk and Margaret) They are.
Frank: Oh don't be a snooty patooty!
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: Nice one.
Frank: Nerts to you!
(OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips sticks her tongue out at Frank)
Frank: Maaaaaaaaaargaret!
Margaret(busy kissing Hawkeye doesn't reply)
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips: My work here is done. Almost...(wisps her hand and frank is buried from the neck down in dirt) C ya kids!
Beej: Wait! Can you send us all home?
OnlyHawkeye4Hotlips (sadly): Fraid not. I can't change free will, just enhance it. (walks into the sunset as BJ goes to the O Club, Frank yells for help and Hawkeye and Margaret admit their love.