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Emmett's Dirty Little Tricks
Chapter 1:
Bella and Emmett:
Bella walked casually down the stairs of her new house. It had been about two months sense her beloved vampire, Edward Cullen, had proposed and they had gotten married. After the honeymoon, she decided that she wanted to stay human a little longer to enjoy… various things.
She walked past her new brother, Emmett, not intending on giving him a second glance. However, he called her attention like so many others, "Bella, How is mike doing?" he asked.
Sighing, she replied, "I have not seen Mike in almost two years. Why don't you pick up a phone book and call him if you're so curious."
She turned to walk away, but once again, he stopped her, "Bella?" he called in the same tone. Not one note was out of place.
"Yes Em?" she asked, becoming slightly frustrated.
"How is Erik, oh and Tyler?" he asked. He knew exactly what he was doing, and it was becoming apparent, now.
The brunette girl sighed again, though this time it was long and drawn out. Not excepting no as an answer, Emmett waited for his sister's reply. "Honestly, I don't know. I don't keep tabs on people like you."
"And Edward?" Emmett asked. He didn't even bother too acknowledged her last comment.
"He's fine," Bella said, turning on one heel and walking away before he could say anything else. However, her attempt failed.
Emmett chuckled, "I'll bet he is."
Her curiosity got the better of her, "What do you mean?"
Emmett shrugged, "Well we all know why you married him…" he smiled, "So it's obvious that he's getting some…"
He trailed off leaving Bella to blush and walk out of the room, quickly.
"Was it something I said?" he called after her, knowing fully well that it was.
(A/N: So, it doesn't even matter if this story sucks because I've already got the entire thing written. I'm going to update once every day for those of you who actually care… or have obligations as my best friends XD. But just because I'm updating doesn't mean I don't like reviews!)