I can hear cars passing by, outside of the apartment complex. I never liked those damn noises. That high pitched drone is such a disturbing sound and it's completely killing the mood right now. At least there aren't any windows in this room so I don't have to see those horrid designs. Almost as filthy as salarians who designed them.

But it's okay, 'cause no salarian's gonna look as bad as this one after I'm done with him. He knows that he's about to get fucked up, but he doesn't really know how painful it's gonna be. That fear of the uncertain is showing in his eyes, his disgusting pitch black eyes.

I grab my knife and kneel down to the toad. He's lying on the ground, groaning in his own piss and shit. Looks tired. How many solar days has it been now? Lost count.

"Hey toad."

He opens his eyes, but no response, so I drag the knife slowly down his arm, making sure that the cut is only 3 or 4 millimeters deep. Toad skin is easy and fun to cut through when you strip them of their clothes. None of that fancy hi-tech protective weave bullshit in the way. His eyes widen suddenly and screams in pain.

"W-w-w-what do you want?" he trembles.

"WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, SIR!" I scream in his face, spitting into his eyes. "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FUCKING TELL YOU?"

I grab one of his horns and go through it with my blade. The cut is smoother than I expected. I guess it can't be helped, he's pretty malnourished. Maybe I should take care of him until he recovers to full health. Ending him too soon could be a waste.

Nah. This is too much fun.

"What c-can I do for you, s-sir?" the salarian rightfully rephrases himself in his high-pitched, raspy voice.

"It's not about what you can do for me. It's about what I can do for you, buddy. Now tell me, how do you like your meat? Diced up or seared whole?"

"W-what?"

"So you like both."

I prance to the other side of the room and switch on the music player. Expel 10's newest release: Catharsis. Maximum volume. It drowns out those annoying car noises.

I return to the salarian and before he can prepare himself I stab him in the eyeball, gouging it out with elegant dexterity. The sound of his screams echo throughout the room, blending in beautifully with the music. What an inspiring collaboration.

I strip down and crush the eyeball with my hands, rubbing the squishy chunks down my near perfectly formed chest. I quickly add a reminder in my omnitool to work out my chest later on in the day.

I move down to the salarian's arms, amputating him with a knife. Using a small blades was the right choice. His arms are showing resistance, I can feel the satisfying release in tension every time a cut through a tendon. I was going to enjoy the view but the toad seems to be losing consciousness. His screams are dying down. Kinda boring but I guess it really can't be helped. I take out my small hand held flamethrower. Where would I be without Kassa fabrications.

I point at his lower half, burning his legs. Almost nothing beats brightly burning salarian flesh, watching the muscles being revealed through the charred skin before being burned away. Suddenly I have an erection and I have a nearly unbearable urge to shove my penis down his mouth, but I don't. I resist. I actually have self control unlike some filthy depth grovelers out there. Fucking filthy fucks.

Instead, I jerk myself off, making sure I finish quickly so I can spray him before the toad dies. I finish and spray the salarian in the face as the intensity of his screams reached a high point before dying down into a faint gurgling noise. I'm really disappointed that I killed him so quickly. I always tell myself not to do this, but I just can' resist. I decide to watch the body burn a little before extinguishing the fire. It'd be troublesome if the fire were to spread.

I check the time on my omnitool. It's about time I go to work. I dismount the camera set in the corner of the room. I take out the datastick containing the recording and approach my safe. It's one of the most expensive, high end home safes that one can buy on the citadel.

As I initiate the unlock process with my omnitool, the VI appears.

"Please type your password and wait while your DNA is analyzed through your omnitool." A few moments pass by. "Analysis complete. Welcome Mr. Henry Smith."