Hi! So I want to clarify some things before you read this story:

iOMG does take place.

There is a seddie story.

Please enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly.

When Sam thinks things through, it makes her head hurt. So she chooses not to. Just look at the way she sees things, why chose to think things over when you are probably not going to regret it later on. Right.

She usually doesn't regret her decisions.

For example, take when she first met Carly and stole her tuna sandwich. Carly got it back. Sam didn't think about sitting at the table and making friends to the girl who stood up to her, she just did it.

That decision was right.

Another example: when she met Freddie and instantly knew that they were going to be together. She knew that she had to make the boy tougher. She didn't think about punching him in the stomach, causing him to fall on the floor and cry. She just did it.

That decision was right. (In hindsight, it did take him awhile to become that 'buffest nerd in Ridgeway', but it did happen eventually. But don't forget, he is her 'buffest nerd in Ridgeway'.)

Another time was when she met Spencer and instantly knew that he was someone to count on. Hey, he was taking care of Carly at a young age; he had to be pretty responsible. Aside from the random fires (how is water flammable) and the weird sculptures (what is the point of making a seven feet sculpture of a rabid hamster) he was a pretty great guy. So she didn't think about putting him as an emergency contact if anything went wrong with her.

That decision was right, also. Okay it was right most of the time. (He did show up to take care of her when she broke her arm. Where her mother was, she doesn't even know.)

But when she put thinking into the situation, it always hurt. It might turn all right in the end, but it always hurt.

The first time she thought about her decision was whether or not she should fight the mean fifth grader who was picking on her and her third grade friends. She thought about how it would feel to have the fifth grader pay. Her little fist made contact on human flesh for he first time, and her tormentor was summoned to the ground. It would have been an awesome defeat, if she didn't go to the principal's office the next day.

That decision was wrong; she should have known that once she came to Ted's office, she would become a permanent resident there. She shouldn't have thought about the act she had done. She just shouldn't have.

But Sam knew that not thinking would have eventually got her into trouble, made her decisions wrong, and she was going to have to pay the price sometime.

Her punishment began during the summer of junior and senior year.

As a tradition, Wendy Michaels through an annual bash to "crash party" at her house (but really it was and mansion) while her parents were away on their usual business trip somewhere in another country.

For some unknown reason, they thought that leaving their daughter at home by herself for a whole two weeks would teach her responsibility. Every year they did this. Every year they came home to a dirty house.

You would think that they would learn by now, but they didn't.

This year's party was different though. There was food, and dancing, and good fun, as usual.

But there was also, drinking, and smoking, and sex, as well.

And Sam wasn't thinking when she led Freddie into the upstairs bedroom, and closed the door.

She wasn't thinking when they took off their clothes and got in the bed together.

She wasn't thinking when she didn't see the condom package not open and laid there mocking how foolish this girl was to have not seen it.

Because Sam Puckett doesn't think sometimes.

She was foolish believing thinking doesn't help make right decision.