Ever since i had come to this planet,Jadora,i found that on an extremely rare occasion, its strange, slime inhabitants turn into Humans,or human forms. They all had interesting and slightly arousing curves and all,but something told me there was much more to this than just their form.
Me and Beatrix did some chemical Slime Science, and found that on the dark moon of the end of the month a very strange chemical change,similar to Human or animal hormones,these three day periods allow fully grown,ungordofied slimes to "mate" with the to other gender within their species. Hence causing Gordos,but my question is why they'd do it. Reproduction is almost inadequate due to the fact that they come from what seems to be the Planet's sea. Beatrix and i theorized that this is to pass on a special genetic code,so when a Gordo(A pregnant slime) Is fed or stimulated enough,they will inflate,and "pop", dispersing the new genetic code in its pure form to continue the process.
Today we test this theory by setting out a Gordo Snare to capture a Pink Gordo,or a Tabby Gordo to support our theory. Unfortunately our timing may have been too well perfected...as the moonrise was appearing,we saw only the outline of the moon,and our slimes took on perfectly wavy bodies. They all looked similar to Beatrix,short hair pulled up into a bun,and a spunky Explorer \Farmer outfit with their own patterns and colors. Though they all had their own personalities, the Puddle Slimes were the only ones who...wore bikinis with dresses. We all heard the Gordo snare snap shut around a big,gluttonous body,presumably male by the loud yelp that followed after.
The Honey Tabby i let follow me around hid behind my leg," What was that?!" She yelps,having taken the form of a 5 year old girl. "That was a Gordo Snare." i said,ruffling her hair. She giggled and goes to interact with the 10 year old looking Rock Tabby, who was playing with his food.
I watched the interaction, Beatrix went to tend to the male Gordo,grumbling inder her breath that she better not get raped trying to feed this thing. "Language!" i call after her
"Oh put a sock in it Gray!" she calls back.
i roll my eye in annoyance, and go to the lab,to see my Mosaic Crystal slimes tending to each other. They were all girls, which made it a hell of a load more worse off than i already was! Their moans were soft as i passed their Corral as quietly as possible,all i noticed that they were doing was fusing together,'Trading Slime?' i thought to nyself as i went into the lab,and i checked the Refinery for anything new,all i found was Indagonite,a Strange Diamond, and a lot of each plort. "Raaancher!!~" i Heard my Tangle Slime call,"Yeah?" i asked,"Im Hunnngery!!~~" She purrs to me,"For You~"
i felt a vine wrap around my ankle and yank me to the ground,pulling me along towards Tango's corral. it was stopped short by the one thing tnat i thought was almost useless,the Solar shield. Tango laughs and tries to pull me up like a heart beet from the ground,but she was rendered powerless without the solar energy she so needingly desired. She grunts and groans as she tried to pull me through the shield,unfortunately for her i have a thin layer of a strange gelatinous membrane that keeps me from entering by force,i did this so that way if Tango was very hungry,she wouldnt be able to pull me through,if pulling me up through the ground didnt work.
The neighboring Dervish slime was desperately trying to get the Tangle Slime to stop,and possibly let me go. "HEY!!" Beatrix shouts,shooting a Hen Hen at hwer. Tango released me and caught the poor livestock, eating it alive. I scramble away,and into Beatrix's arms,she chuckles.
"Shy enough?"
Shut it." I said blushing
Hey all you readers! I hope you enjoyed this ,and there is going to be an author's note,and a meeting of the mysterious Male Gordo that Gray and Beatrix caught! Tootles!