Teachers are Trouble with a capital 'T'

AN: Random plot bunny that decided to invade my life. This will be an Alternate Universe to my other DBZ fic. Chibis Mess Up Gohan's Life! Don't worry I am still the same person and though I will be copying and pasting the beginning to Chibis' I will be changing some vary key things so at least skim, please.

MEANING TO THE UNIVERSE

"Word" OBVIOUS, ME BEING SARCASTIC, OR AN ALTERNATE NAME FOR A CHARACTER

'Word' THINKING

"Word" OTHER LANGUAGE

**word ** IMPORTANT FOR LATER

That's all for now folks!

Disclaimer: me no own :( *POUT*

FFN Disclaimer: I don't own dbz, know how to speak Japanese so please ignore any and all misspelled and miss labeled things and people, nor did I intentionally copy another authors work thus any and all coincidence I apologize for in advance just in case. And if you do find similarities please tell the story title and author so, I can read it and apologist to the author personally.

I do own my plot.

Chapter 1 – Orange Star Highschool-First Day

It was a normal enough day at Orange Star High; Videl had been called out to help the seemingly ever increasingly inept police of Satan City to stop three crimes. Moreover, that was before first period had officially started ** CUE: EYE ROLL**, Gohan was running late for his new job at Orange Star High. He had been hired as the new History Professor after the last one was fired for coming onto the female students and the new Science Professor. They all got together and filed a lawsuit against him for sexual harassment, his name was a Kalomari or Yahamali or something like that.

But this was all quickly forgotten in favor of the latest gossip about how Ricky had gotten Lauren preggers. In fact, no one even noticed that Videl weren't there at the moment. This was most peculiar because she was customarily the center of attention. Videl's father is The Hercule Satan, and she was the so called by the media "Savior of the City" so something great indeed had to happen for her to get a break.

Whatever could so call the bloodhound- I mean students and faculty attentions away from our crime fighting heroing favorite girl? Nothing like this had ever happened at Orange Star before the new History teacher who was a Professor that normally taught at Oxford and the three new students of course, all of them transferring in during the middle part of the school year and on the same day. Even more so peculiar is the fact that they were all the same age, and would be in the same year class along with Videl! How odd!

'Seash I wonder how many more fuckin' robberies an shit that'll try today, those stupid bastards are really getting on my nerves more than usually lately. And the more I have to respond to those stupide calls the more likely someone will notice. Even if 'I'm usually only gone for a few minutes to split and then merge this is still getting too fucking risky! I was already late this morning thanks to that drunk driver, who the hell gets drunk in the morning anyway?' Where the thoughts of one Son "Kazuma" Gohan a once half-Sayian half-Demon-human mix. While a curious person might ask himself or herself how you can go from being a half Sayian to being something else.

Well quite simply you take two devil spawns (Chibis) and add in a tired babysitter times two.

A pinch of two broads shopping, and two fighters fighting.

Next, add access to insane amounts of sugar in both raw and process forms given to said devil spawn by a dotty ditsy doting grandmother and a cowering Kami and Mr. Popo.

Then add in for good measure seven dragon balls, a Dragon Ball tracker, and the Idea that it would be a good idea to see Vegeta-sai up and running again.

Finally add a mischievous dragon who was sick and tired and decided to get revenge for his state by messing round with the Z Fighters.

Stir until good and a chaotic and bake for 3 days and you get Gohan's new status.

**FLASHBACK TO 1 MONTH AGO**

Chichi and Bulma where feeling tired so they decided to take a trip to Paris for the day to treat themselves to some shopping, meanwhile Vegeta and Gohan had snuck away and secretly where furiously sparing in the GR all day. Thus, the two poor babysitters hassled and frazzled where tied at an undisclosed location in CC and would not be found until 3 days after the incident. Bunny and Dr. Briefs were too trusting in the boys and let them do as they wished because they had too much to do for the ball that was being held the next night. Dende was flat out too frightened to do anything but to comply with the already sugar crazed Chibis when they demanded more sugar, soda, and coffee. Moreover, poor Mr. Popo's famous cookies never were seen again.

The Chibis having already gotten hold of the DBTracker500 and the crazy idea to resurrect Vegeta-sai along with all the Sayians set out to collect the famed Dragon Balls but that is an anecdote for a later date in time. Within several hours, they found all of the balls, decided to go to the Great Desert the farthest away from every one, and made their wishes. Shenron, who had caught a virus the last time he visited the Kais, after he played a game of truth or dare and was given a nigh impossible task, wasn't in a very good mood. Being awakened after finally being able to get to bed didn't help it any. He decided to use the Chibis to exact Revenge on the ones who should be watching them. He planted the idea in their heads that it would be also better to have a never ending fridge and freezer and he would give it to them at the price of forever changing the Z Fighters lives with no less than 7 MAJOR changes. Being hungry, they naturally accepted.

Every Half and Full Sayian was given back their tails that were now indestructible, Vegeta's well hidden sense of humor was revealed, and much to the shock and horror of every one Trunks received most of his troublemaking and mischievous ways from his father.

Goku was given back his memories though they didn't really change the man too much, and due to Shenron's bet was forced back to life until Chichi died and was able and willing to control her husband [Otherworld's living beings were tired of all the food in Otherworld's giant never-ending fridge being empty due to goku's eating habits]. Side effects were that due to the wording of the change and cowardice of the residence of Otherworld if Chichi ever died and didn't want to stay she could go back no questions asked. King Yemma in order to save his hearing and head also petitioned to the Supreme Kai for Chichi to be given almost eternal youth in fact they reversed her bodies aging and the slowed it to match that of her mates. After much reviewing Bulma and any future human mates of Sayians where automatically given the same deal. **tch! Wimps!** And since we all know that they especially Chichi won't be ready until they sees their great-grandkids married and having children of their own, even then only just maybe.

Furthermore, Gohan the poor bastard was turned into a full-blooded Sayian attitude and all, while still keeping all his potential to be passed down onwards throughout his line. The moon was wished back into existence as well just to torcher Gohan. Not only that, his secrets that he had the Chibis promise to keep were made known to the entire Z Gang, and his cloaking mechanism was mysteriously missing when he woke up after his tail grew back. It turns out that when Gohan had so called given up fighting and training 7 years ago he had in fact secretly been using the hyperbolic time chamber to train at night and on the weekends. After spending a 'year' there the first time he snuck away, he had learned how to make it so you could spend as much time there without being trapped by finding the console that mainly controlled the time passing inside the chamber in proportion to the time passing outside the chamber. However, he while figuring out how to work it he accidently pushed button that made it so that for six minutes outside three years passed inside, it took him all three years and another six months to finish studying it and reversing what he did. When he got out he asked Dende to slow down his aging to a ridiculously slow ratio, yet the damage was done Gohan went from being 12 when he was supposed to be 11 [counting the time he was in with Goku] to being 17 in less than two days. Seeing this he created a type of cloaking device that would mask his added years, height, weight, and muscle.

**FLASHBACK END**

Needless to say, both Chichi and Vegeta were very pissed un-happy campers, however for entirely different reasons. Vegeta was furious that Gohan had an unfair advantage and had gotten so far above him that he had held back every time that they had secretly spared [yet he was also pleased that he had kept true to his Sayian side and continued to train]. Chichi at first was mad about how Gohan lied to her and did not focus all his attention on his studies. Then when she found out [after Gohan had let it slip to get her off his back] that Gohan had taken all his books with him and when he finished those had Dende get him books that are more advanced. Eventually when he was "13" it got to the point that he could learn no more from books, so Mr. Popo helped him disguise himself while Korin found a University for him to go to, and Dende with the help of Piccolo made a backstory and new identity for him. **Chichi doesn't know about the different ID she just knows about his degrees** She was mad that she didn't have any grandkids yet. It all ended in Gohan's new promotion to a First Class Elite, and Mastery and/or Doctorates in several areas of study, such as Advanced Science Analysis and Development, Physics, History, Teaching, and the license to care for Humans, Sayians*gotten this off planet* , Animals, and several other species. *again gotten this off planet*. Gohan again with the help of the residents of the Lookout got a job teaching at Oxford when he was "15". Though to avoid more conflict, he decided to take a break from teaching, before his mother found out about that too. Yet to show mercy to her family was a large no-no in Chichi's book, thus ending Gohan up in the cruel hands of the teenage population of Orange Star Highschool as punishment, when Orange Star offered him the job.

Gohan sighed as he remembered his mother's reaction to seeing him for the first time after The Incident without his watch on. Oh, how that banshee screamed and raved at his deception, honestly he thought that his new sense of hearing was going to be lost to him forever if she hadn't shut it. His 24 year-old features were yet again hidden with the mask of a "weak" 17 year-old scholar who had spent more time in Universities than anywhere else, thanks to the watch that he had developed years ago. As he set out to suffer the daily mundane of highschool for half a year due to his weakness to her shrill voice, 'Frying Pan Of Doom *tm by Chichi corp.*', and the stupid alliance.

Sighing again, he looked out over his new classroom seeing the girl who he had run into this morning and winched ad the implications his suspicions had for the both of them, or more importantly his hearing. He had noticed that whenever Videl, as he had learned she was called, raised her voice even the sliest change of pitch sent his instincts on a rampage to fix whatever was the problem, he was deliberately nice and went easy on her even she was acting as a class-A bitchy snob. Remembering that earlier that morning in the hall he sighed again.

**FLASHBACK COMMENCE FOR I COMMAND YOU!**

Gohan was running through the halls at a speed that was more fitting for a Olympic racer than a seemingly geeky highschooler. He was late this morning due to Goten having a case of off and on stomach aces after having consumed so much sugar and didn't use him as a springboard, this had already happened eight times since his mother insisted that he do chores over at CC as penance until she found a suitable punishment. "Tcsh the little brat." Was all that could be said about such matters in public settings. In addition to his problems right as Gohan had started to slow down to turn a corner that would lead him to his new classroom… BAM! He Ran into a person who was surprisingly enough able to send him tumbling to the ground, though only just so with the help of a suddenly appearing banana peel right under his foot that disappeared after its mystical duty was accomplished completely un noticed to the couple now residing on the floor. When Gohan and the mystery person had gotten their barings they both looked at the other at the same time, Gohan discovered the girl that he had run into just last week when he had come to talk with the principal about his salary.

"Gee I'm sorry again miss, I didn't see you there!" Gohan was surprise that he could keep the sarcasm out of his voice. While Videl just saw this as another slight about her size form him grumpily replied, "Whatever you jerk! Just get off me would Ya'? It feels like you're an entire building for Kami's sake! What the hell did you eat for breakfast? An entire all you can eat buffet?" She ended sarcastically as she waited for him to focus and get off of her. 'not that I mind too much he's not that heavy, in fact it is almost as if he was already holding himself off of her to protect her of just what she had accuse him of trying to do earlier, it actually feels kinda goo- wait no it didn't! She was Videl Satan! She didn't think that it feels good for a boy to lie on top of her, and his muscles so didn't cause her belly to flutter, no Sir-ie they did not, neither did his sent being so close to her cause her knees to weaken, nor did his breath fanning hot across her face cause her own breath to hitch and her mind to race at a 100miles per hour coming up with many different scenarios of what he could do to her in this position and her body was certainly not disobeying her direct orders by responding to them and him! Besides this was the ass who did this last week!'

"N-no a b-bit m-more actually." Gohan said in a seemingly sheepish voice that belied his inner thoughts 'wow I can actually stutter to through this pesky human [that has way too much influence on me] off my tail, as he offered his hand to her in order to help her up. "No thanks I'd probably break you." Videl said as she brushed the proffered hand off in order to stop any more thoughts of the mysterious boy from running through her head. Gohan frustrated thought, 'UGGH! I'm sick and tired of having to pretend that I'm weak just to keep the alliance that Earth-sai and Vegeta-sai had spent weeks creating! I hate that I'm so weak when it comes to a human girl! I hate that I can't just claim her as my mate and stop those dame ogling bastards that I saw in the hall that day from even thinking of her! I hate those stupid Chibis for causing my secrets to be revealed I hate that the ambassadors form Earth insisted that a Sayian somehow be present in the school system before they introduce other aliens to the world as students! Also I especially hate those Idiots for Sayians for not only agreeing, but for giving my dame mother an idea! And I really hate those morons for not being able to see a warrior who can incinerate them in a millisecond. Stupid facades for fucking peace. Stupid fucking idiot unknown names. And stupid fucki- wait w-w-wait d-did I-I just say Mate!? Fuck this can't be happening, the full moon is coming, and so is the mating cycle, I can't have a mate she would be in danger if I didn't mate and claim her beforehand, or else I'll end up hurting her maybe even killing this girl in the process along with anyone who tried to keep her from me. Wait when did I start to plane what to do? She's not my mate! She's not my mate! She's not my mate! She's not my mate! She smells so goo- Fuck! I need to go talk with someone soon!' Was all Gohan could focus on as he watched her stand up.

"Good I hope that you're not this klutzy in gym new boy. Hey where are the other two transfers?" the girl asked, but before Gohan could answer she continued, "That doesn't matter, just you don't be late the 'cause you don't know what the new History teacher will do to you for being late, rumor has it that He's from Oxford. And you don't know what those snooty Uni. Professors will do to ya. Well see you later New Boy," The girl flippantly said over her shoulder as she walked back to class.

"Cra-ud! Thanks for the reminder!" Gohan shouted to her as he stooped to pick up his spilt books, he glanced up to see her giving him a small smile before she disappeared out or sight and into the class room.

'It's going to be an adventure living the rest of my life with her that's for sure if just a small smile can affect me so.' He felt his heart flutter and rise before it dropped to the pit of his stomach.

Just as he reached his new classroom door the tardy bell rang breaking Gohan out of his reverie to horrifying new thoughts of screaming banshees. 'Tcsh just what I fucking need! First day on the job and I'm Late !'

**FLASHSABACHSA ENDSA opps looks like I don't have him out quite yet ;p**

'Humm I wonder when I'll get mom's pissed off call.' Were Gohan's only thoughts as he walked in front of his new classroom, He slammed his bag and coat down at his new desk. Gaining the attention of his new students and causing the sleeping ones sit at a startled attention. Gohan sighed internally at the material that class had been scheduled to start that day and would be focusing on for the next few weeks. It was horribly flawed and out of date, not only that, they should have learned it two years ago! He had asked himself when he saw it for the first time, 'What the HELL did his predecessor think he was doing? Just because he had a thing for girls young enough to be his daughters doesn't mean that he could slack off so much in his teaching!' It was at that time he relished that he would have to speed teach his new students, and take care of all the falsehoods in the little history that they had been taught. Well if there was one good thing about his predecessor's negligence it was that he wouldn't have soo much to reteach. His wandering thoughts were interrupted when the girl spoke.

"Hey New Boy that's the teacher's desk, the student ones are back here." Her statement caused the rest of the class laugh at him.

"I'm well aware of where my desk is Miss." Gohan answered holding his breath to find out his Mate's name.

"Videl, Videl Satan. But…" Gohan quickly cut her off, she couldn't have known how those two simple words could affect her new History Teacher.

"Thank you Miss. Satan, as I was saying I'm perfectly capable of finding my desk, after all I did teach at Oxford for over two years." Gohan said all the while thinking, 'Fuck! Of course, HIS daughter is MY Mate! Shit! Dammit why the Hell does this type of Crap always happen to ME?'

"WHAT!"

Before Gohan had time to explain however, a knock resonated from the wooden door to the small room. And Gohan headed towards the door….

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AN: I hope you like this variation of Chibis I know I do.