Just a goofy little one shot. I heard this song a month or two ago, and I absolutely fell in love with it. It's hysterical. I wanted to put it in a fic, and this was really the only way that made sense. The song is Bobbi With An I, by Phil Vassar, and it rocks! Enjoy, and please remember to review!
Disclaimer: Not mine!
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"That's jus' Bobbi with an I..."
Alex smiled as she drove down the road and listened to her three year old baby girl sing. "What are you singing, baby?" she finally asked.
She shrugged. "I dunno."
"Where did you hear it?"
"At Aun' Reggie's."
Alex smiled. "Why do you like it?"
"Cause it has Daddy's name in it!" she exclaimed with a grin.
She laughed, shaking her head. "You're right, it does." She reached down and turned the radio on. She would never tell Bobby, but she had a guilty secret. She loved country music. She turned the volume up just as another song started.
In the back seat, Zoey lit up and started to hum along. And as soon as the chorus started, she slapped her hands against her legs. "That's jus' Bobbi with an I," she sang along, and Alex's eyes widened as she was slapped with recognition.
Her daughter was singing along with a song about a transvestite!
She groaned, shaking her head. Thank God that her daughter was only three and didn't understand what she was singing. All that she knew was it had her daddy's name in it, and that was all that mattered to her.
So maybe she wouldn't mention this to her husband. The last thing she needed was dealing with him needing to prove his masculinity. Then again, it could really work to her advantage...
Maybe she could let it slip.
She smiled to herself, listening to her baby's singing as they headed down the road.
Hey, hey, who's that girl
With the sexy, shapely thighs?
That's just Bobbi with an I
He isn't just one of the guys
In his pink party dress
You never would guess
He benches three thirty five
You better watch out what you drink
He might look better than you think
If it's a big boned girl
With a platinum curl
Well, don't be surprised
That's just Bobbi with an I
The End!
A/N: Like I said, completely goofy. Kids are like sponges. And Bobby's daughter would sing a song if she heard her daddy's name in it! I hope everyone enjoyed this, and please remember to review!