Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men. I don't own "Bye Bye Birdie". I don't own anything. So?
Bayville On Broadway: The X-Kids VS The Brotherhood
(Both the X-Kids are the Brotherhood and arguing Broadway-style)
X-KIDS: B'hood. (Points)
KURT: Wherever dey are dey're up to no good! (Tabby waves)
SCOTT: Spray-painting all the lockers (Lance looks innocent as he attempts to hide can)
EVAN: Stealing my knickerbockers! (Pietro holds of a pair of underwear)
X-KIDS: What's the matter with them today? (Points)
B-HOOD: X-Geeks (Points)
TABBY: They act so perfect, they must be freaks! (Kurt looks hurt)
PIETRO: Stupid-Evan, can't-take-a-joke! (Everyone blinks because he talks too fast)
LANCE: I bet those dorks don't even smoke! (takes a puff and coughs, Scott laughs)
B-HOOD: What's the matter with them today? (Points)
ALL: Why can't they be like we are? (Points)
JEAN: Perfect in every way. (Everyone else sighs)
ALL: What's the matter with them today? (Points)
X-KIDS: B'hood (Points)
SCOTT: They never behave the way they should. (Brotherhood gives "Who, me?" faces)
KITTY: They're like covered in nasty slime (Toad takes offense)
ROGUE: Ah bet they're planning another crime (Pietro grins wickedly)
X-KIDS: What's the matter with them today? (Points)
B-HOOD: X-Geeks! (Points)
FREDDY: They do homework every week! (Kitty looks uncomfortable)
TABBY: And never tire of going to school (Jean starts to give a lecture)
TOAD: Cuz they're afraid to break a rule, yo (Scott glares)
B-HOOD: What's the matter with them today? (Points)
ALL: Why can't they be like we are? (Points)
JEAN: Perfect in every way. (Everyone stares at her)
ALL: What's the matter with them today? (Points)
KITTY: Like, why on earth do we have to fight? (Looks at Lance)
LANCE: Hey, maybe their ideas could be right! (Looks at Kitty)
KITTY: We could like work together (Reaches for Lance's hand)
LANCE: I'd be with you forever.. (Blushes and grins stupidly)
OTHERS: What's the matter with THEM today? (Points)
KITTY: We should like just get along! (Smiles at Lance)
LANCE: Fighting people's just plain wrong! (Everyone, even Lance, looks shocked)
KITTY: Like, it's the right thing to do (Smiles at everybody)
LANCE: I just wanna stand next to you (Looks embarrassed)
OTHERS: What's the matter with THEM today? (Points)
KITTY: Why can't they be like we are? (Hugs Lance)
LANCE: You're perfect in every way.. (Everyone else looks horrified)
OTHERS: What's the matter with them today? (Points)
LANCE/KITTY: Nothing's the matter with us to- (Hands on hips)
OTHERS: Something's the matter with you two! (Folds arms)
ALL: What's the matter with you today? (Points)
(TOAD and KURT begin taunting each other, FREDDY and SCOTT fight over JEAN, EVAN and PIETRO try to upstage one another, TABBY and ROGUE start a catfight, and LANCE and KITTY sneak off to share a kiss).
Ok, Here's the deal. Review and respond, I wanna know how you feel. Argh! Stuck in "Song Mode". Must... stop... rhyming... =^-^=