I hear rumblings in the fandom and that can only mean Season 10 is gearing up. No wedding rings in the poster? Booth going back to the FBI is a spoiler? People campaigning for a sex scene?
It's a good thing we have fanfic to help us along.
The Plan in the Premier
"Booth! I'm so glad you are out of jail and that the squints and I have cleared your name. Now that you are out of jail, you can wear your wedding ring again!"
Booth slid his ring back onto his finger. Temperance Brennan put hers on, too. "I feel so much more married now that we are wearing these again, Booth. I didn't feel as connected to you when we didn't have them on, but now? It's like we're really married. All because of a gold band other people can see. Amazing."
"Why didn't you wear your ring while I was in jail?"
"Because you didn't wear yours, of course. I like to make people wonder and speculate."
"You're the best, Bones. Where is Christine?"
"I enrolled her in a first class preschool in China. If she's going to compete in a global workforce, she needs to start her education now. We will see her and Parker on vacations when they visit."
"That's great."
"Yes. She's very smart. I'm sure she will do very well."
"No, I mean, that's great because now we can have sex, all the time, whenever we want."
"Aren't you going back to work? We can't have sex at a crime scene, Booth. It would disturb the evidence."
"I don't think I'm going to go back to the FBI. Those guys broke me. I can't be part of that anymore. Plus they want to assign me some junior agent. That's not for me. I have a different plan."
"You do?"
"Yes. I think we should be private detectives now."
"We should?"
"Yes. We're going on 10 years as partners, Bones. It's time to shake things up. "
"Well…ok. I think we would be very good detectives."
"Did you rebuild the house?"
"Not yet."
"Great. Let's not. We will just live at our detective agency. We can just get take out all the time. We don't even need a kitchen."
"Where will we sleep?"
"We won't. We'll just be having lots of sex, with a couple of cases here and there."
"Can we still have long, meaningful glances?"
"Sure. As long as we are thinking about all the sex we are going to have later."
"Well of course that's what we will have long, meaningful glances about. What else is there?"
"Nothing. Just sex with a little casework. That's what success is made of."
"Perhaps that's why these last 9 years haven't felt successful. Not enough sex."
"We should fix that."
"Right now?
"Yes. Let's get naked. But not our rings of course."
"No, of course not. Our rings stay on. Otherwise how would anyone know we're married?"
"They wouldn't."
"I'm so glad we're going to have a sexy detective agency, Booth. It's going to be great."
"Shut up and kiss me, Bones. But make sure you mouth is open when we kiss. I think it only counts if you kiss that way."
"Whatever you say, my husband. Whatever you say."
The (Ridiculous) End