Hey mina-san! This is the first edition of 20 questions, YYH style! I just got one of those little thingamajiggers that ask you 20 questions and then guess what you're thinking of. Sometimes, it's so right it's SCARY. But the other times...well, you'll see. Enjoy!
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20 Questions: YYH Style
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Izumi: Alright, this is a game called 20 questions!
Yusuke: Also known as, "The Little Ball of Circuits Doesn't Know What The Fuck It's Talking About"
Izumi: And it's using different characters of the YYH gang!
Audience: --cheers-
Izumi: Recently, I got one of those 20 question gadget computer thingy...you know, those little things-
All: GET ON WITH IT!
Izumi: Alright, alright, fine. To choose who goes first, we'll put names in a hat and draw them randomly.
--everyone puts names in hat, first name is drawn--
Izumi: Sorry, Hiei, looks like you're first.
Hiei: Hn.
Izumi: Alright, everyone else is going to answer 20 questions about you and see how close the thingy gets to you. If it's REALLY wrong the first time, it'll ask 5 more questions. And that's it. Alright. Let's begin!
Question #1: Is it an animal?
Yusuke: Ha ha ha, Hiei's an it.
Hiei: Watch it Urameshi.
Kuwabara: Is Hiei an animal?
Kurama: I suppose, technically, yes.
Question #2: Is it larger than a microwave oven?
--random fits of laughter-
Kuwabara: Barely.
Kurama: Once again, technically, yes.
Question #3: Is it dangerous?
All: YES.
Question #4: Is it brown?
All: .
Kurama: ...um...no?
Question #5: Does it have short fur?
Yusuke: ...no again.
Question #6: Does it lay eggs?
--everyone tries to hold in laughter-
Hiei: JEEZ WTF?
Kurama: I believe not...
Question #7: Does it stand on two legs?
All: No duh.
Yusuke: Ah, crap! I accidentally pressed no!
Hiei: Damnit, Urameshi! I'm warning you!
Kuwabara: Give it to someone else for a change! --takes it--
Question #8: Does it have four legs?
All: Nah.
Question #9: Does it bring joy to people?
Yusuke: I'm thinking...NO.
Kuwabara: --presses yes-
Yusuke: WTF KUWABARA?
Kuwabara: My finger slipped.
Izumi: You guys are REALLY screwing this up...we're starting a new game.
Yusuke: How do you reset it?
Izumi: Ya gotta press a random button until it asks all 20 questions. I'm gonna keep pressing "Unknown.
Yusuke: Let's see what it says anyway.
Izumi: Alright...it says..."Were you thinking of...a mermaid"
All: --violent fits of laughter-
Hiei: WTF?
Izumi: That didn't count, that didn't count...alright, start over. This time, Kurama gets to hold it.
Question #1: Is it an animal?
Yusuke: We said yeah last time.
Question #2: Is it small?
Kurama: Ha ha, yes.
Hiei: Don't push your luck.
Question #3: Can it swim?
All: .
Kurama: I really have no idea. Hiei, can you swim?
Hiei: Hn.
Kurama: I'll just say unknown...
Question #4:Does it have fur All: No.
Question #5: Does it have a tail All: No.
Question #6: Is it a vegetarian?
Kurama: I don't think so...
Question #7: Can you buy it at a store?
Kuwabara: Even if you could, no one would.
Hiei Fangirl: I would!
Izumi: Sit down!
Question #8: Can it climb?
Kurama: I don't know about this one either.
Yusuke: Well, he's always in a tree.
Kurama: But does he jump or climb up?
Yusuke: ...no idea. Just say yes.
Question #9: Is it black?
Kuwabara: Well, he wears black.
Kurama: But that doesn't necessarily mean.
Yusuke: He wears enough. Say yes.
Question #10: Is it flexible?
All: .
Yusuke: Who the hell is making up these questions?
Izumi: Don't blame me, you're the perv.
All: .
Yusuke: Just say yes.
Question #11: Is it a predator?
Kurama: ...technically.
Yusuke: Technically, this is taking too long. Yes.
Kurama: Do you even know what that is?
Yusuke: No.
Question #12: Is it brown?
All: No.
Question #13: Does it make sound?
Yusuke: Yeah. But it's usually only "Hn."
Question #14: Is it smaller than a loaf of bread?
All: --laugh again-
Hiei: The short jokes are getting old.
Izumi: Once again, don't blame me!
Kurama: Uh, no.
Question #15: Is it a mammal?
Yusuke: Hiei, are you a mammal?
Hiei: No, I'm a demon.
Kurama: But it doesn't know that.
Hiei: Hn.
Kurama: He looks like a person, so...yes, he's a mammal.
Question #16: Does it bring joy to people?
All: Once again, NO.
Question #17: Does it stand on two legs?
All: Yes.
Question #18: Is it soft?
All: .
Izumi: No yaoi in my fanfiction, please.
All: Unknown.
Hiei Fangirl: I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION!
Izumi: Please don't tell us. We've already answered anyway.
--silence--
Kurama: It can't believe we're thinking that.
Yusuke: I can't believe we're thinking that either.
Izumi: Perv.
Yusuke: Well, a question like that makes you think.
Izumi: Stop stop stop stop. Next question.
Question #19: Does it help accomplish tasks?
Yusuke: Sort of.
Kurama: ...sure.
Question #20: Does it live in groups?
Yusuke: --mimics nature program-- The Hiei is a solitary hunter, only coming out when-
Hiei: Don't make me kill you, Urameshi.
Kurama: Alright, it's thinking.
Kuwabara: Can that thing even think?
Kurama: Well, it thinks it can think.
Kuwabara: But how can it think it can think if it can't think?
All: .
Kuwabara: My brain hurts.
Kurama: As does mine. It's done..."Is it a ninja"
Hiei: Hell no.
Izumi: That means 5 more questions...
Question #21: Is it comforting?
All: Not at all.
Question #22: Is it usually colorful?
All: No.
Kurama: It is quite monochromatic.
Yusuke: Huh?
Kuwabara: Wuzzat mean?
Kurama: ...nevermind.
Question #23: Does it have claws?
Kurama: I don't think so.
Question #24: Can you hold it?
Kuwabara: --snatches, laughing-- Yeah.
Hiei: DAMN YOU, BAKA, I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE SHORT JOKES! WHEN I GET OVER THERE, I-
--technical difficulties, please stand by...--
Question #25: Would you find it on a farm?
All: No.
Yusuke: Unless.
All: NO.
Kurama: It's guessing again.
--dramatic pause--
Kurama: "It's a vampire"
Hiei: NO, DAMNIT, NO! I'M GONNA-
--more technical difficulties, please stand by...--
Izumi: That's it for today, tune in next time for 20 Questions: YYH Style!