Internet Doesn't Mix with Avatar

Before Story Note: Hey everyone! This will be a series of weird stories that triggered in my mind as I was reading a bunch of AxK and ZxK stories. Don't ask, it just happened to... come. Wouldn't you think it would be interesting if some of the characters happened to find out about this... "internet fanfics"? Anyway, this is the first chapter and prologue, just so you all don't freak out why the prologue is seperate.


Prologue

"It's called a what?" Katara asked, her mouth gaping open. I sighed and slapped myself once to see if it would really get this frustrating. Pointing at the monitor, I repeated myself for the hundred thousandth time.

"It's called a COM-PU-TER! Repeat!" I answered.

"COM-pu-ter," Katara said, looking as if she had just met an alien. "Computer."

"Katara," I whined, rubbing my temples from the stress I was getting. This is why Avatar doesn't have computers, huh? I sighed. "Not, COM-pu-ter, it's com-PU-ter!"

"Computer," she replied, acting like she knew what she was doing. I nodded and gave her a thumbs-up. Now was the hardest part of all, I had to explain what it did. We went through the exact same thing, except with what it did and it took much longer.

Okay, let me explain, Katara, Aang, Zuko, and Sokka have found a portal from my world and theirs. It happened to lead to MY basement; my dusty, dirty, being-worked-on basement. However, when they came, their powers were removed. Thank goodness, I wouldn't be able to explain anything if my basement was a mess. Now, Zuko, Sokka, Aang, and Katara are moving back and forth from my time and theirs. They're also the only ones that can come through, and I'm the only one that can go out into their world… so far, anyway.

"DID YOU THREE GET IT?" I asked the "men", annoyed. Sokka had been whining all day, and well, Zuko isn't exactly the most agreeable guy, especially when it came to Aang. With Aang, let's just say that he found my anime/jpop/kpop CD collection. The three boys nodded, somewhat. Katara and I sighed in disbelief. They didn't know they were on TV yet. Heck, they didn't know all the stuff we write about them on the Internet either. I just hoped that when they found out, they wouldn't be acting different.

Boy was I wrong.


Chapter 1: ZukoxKatara Fanfiction Time!

Katara walked down the hallway, sneaking almost. It was broad daylight, but it didn't matter. If anyone had found her, she had been introduced as Sammy's friend who was watching over her stuff because Katara had to be enrolled into a school. Not that Sammy's parents really believed it, but they merely shrugged their shoulders knowing that Katara didn't have the key to their house.

Going into Sammy's room, she found her friend sitting at the computer, typing away. She tapped Sammy's shoulder, making her friend jump. Glancing back, Sammy noticed that it was only Katara and sighed.

"Don't scare me like that," the black-haired Asian stated, taking in deep breaths. Katara smiled lightly and Sammy got out of the seat, knowing what Katara wanted to do. "I'm gonna sleep… I'm tired…"

Sammy plopped down on her bed and instantly fell asleep, which was awkward because that never usually happened. Katara started to type on the computer (not the super fast 2 words per minute writing, more like the little 1st grader writing with the one finger at a time thing). After some while of typing, she was at a search engine and she typed in… Avatar and Airbender. Obviously, millions of things came up saying Aang, Katara, Sokka, etc. BUT, one thing popped out at her that she hadn't noticed before. ZxK

"What in the world is ZxK?" Katara pondered aloud. She heard a slight answer from the half-asleep girl on the bed.

"Zuko and Katara… coupling based usually… c'mon, every fangirl knows that," Sammy mumbled, rolling over. Katara raised an eyebrow and looked back to Sammy, fast asleep.

"What? That doesn't make sense"

She pressed the button and instantly, a fanfiction appeared. Quickly, she read it through, gagging at the end of every chapter. It happened to say to be continued on the final chapter she read, which was the third chapter.

"I would never love Zuko that way! Actually, I can't think of anyone who would," Katara answered, although her face was beet red. She went into the basement and walked straight into the portal, which also happened to be invisible to all who can't enter it or leave it. Zuko's image could not even leave her mind.

"Who cares about some idiot who can't even remember my name?" Katara asked, stomping out and crashing into Zuko, himself. By the looks of it, he had been pondering whether to enter or leave. No one would know that Zuko, himself, was fascinated by the other world.

"MOVE IT!" Katara shouted, actually able to shove Zuko aside and stomp off with a red face. Zuko was a bit surprised at her reaction, but then realized it really ticked him off that a girl was ordering him around. He chased after her.

"YOU, GIRL!" he shouted at Katara, who was walking away quite quickly. At hearing his voice, Katara sprinted away, but soon found herself being chased by Zuko and getting screamed at by him at the same time.

"When does a girl get her break?" she thought. The thought of Zuko running after her to maybe tell her that he loved her popped inside her head. She shook her head. "These stories are getting to me! I will not be fooled by some story that cannot be true ever!"

Katara chanted the last sentence over and over in her head, but she soon found herself at a stop when Zuko grabbed her arm. Bowing her head down so Zuko wouldn't see her blush, she struggled to get out of his grip. He forced her face up to look straight at hi, but she didn't want to look at him.

"You know…" Zuko started.

"I love you more than anything."

Katara's thoughts raced back at her and she slapped out of Zuko's grasp, by well… slapping him, not his hand. The chase continued on and Zuko had gotten hold of Katara even sooner because she was running out of energy. The whole process happened again, except for the slapping part.

"What's wrong with you?" Zuko demanded. Without further hesitation, Katara answered.

"I DON'T LOVE YOU!" she screamed and managed to get away because of Zuko's shock. He suddenly realized that she could've been used at a way to get to the Avatar. Still, why had she told him that she didn't love him? It's not like he loved her. Heck, he didn't know her name at all. Actually, he didn't know any of her group's names; it was just… the Avatar.

"Stupid girl and her weird thoughts," Zuko mumbled, forgetting about visiting the other world. As soon as he started to move, Iroh popped up beside him.

"Zuko, you seem to have gotten a girl's feelings," he stated, chuckling a bit. Zuko scowled, not liking the sound of his Uncle's "funny" comment. He moved ahead.

"That never happened," Zuko said, walking towards his ship in his usual angry behavior. Tomorrow, he would return to chasing the Avatar.

Though, what if the Avatar is too busy on Sammy's computer to be anywhere?

End of Chapter 1: ZukoxKatara Fanfiction Time!

Author's Note: Okay... this chapter wasn't as funny as I wanted it to be... but I think it's alright. The next chapter will obviously be Aang searching around, finding out stuff about himself even HE didn't know. LOL. Just to tell you all, I write this as I go along. I don't really have much of a thought. It just comes. Well... until the NEXT CHAPTER!