In the "World That Was Never Was", there is a group made out of thirteen members with special powers and skills. This members are neither humans nor heartless (If you don't know what are heartless, they are beings that come from the darkness within a human's heart) but Nobodies. Nobodies are beings that have no hearts but an empty shell cast away by the heartless. However, unlike the heartless, they have a mind on it's own to think and plan. The group is consists of thirteen members: Xemnas; who have the power of nothingness, Xigbar; who have the power of gravity, Xaldin; who have the power of wind, Vexen; who have the power of ice, Lexeous; who have the power of the earth, Zexion; who have the power of illusions, Sa'ix; who have the power of the moon, Axel; who have the power of fire, Demyx; who have the power of water, Luxord; who have the power of time, Marluxia; who have the power of flower, Larxene; who have the power of lightning and Roxas; who have the power of light. This group of Nobodies called themselves 'Organization 13' because of its thirteen members. Their objective was reopening Kingdom Hearts by collecting hearts from heartless that were slain by the uses of Key Blades.

On the day of Christmas Eve, the members met in the usual marbled room with its thirteen chairs. Xemnas, known as the superior, addressed his followers, "Today, is Christmas Eve!"

The room was filled with cheers and applause. Xemnas continued, "We must prepare for our Christmas dinner!"

Demyx, No.9, shouted, "Let's get chocobo!"

Everyone stared at him in horror. Xemnas thundered, "FOOL! Have you forgotten what happened?"


"Flashback", said the author pushing up his glasses, "Organization 13 was planning to celebrate Thanksgiving, so they caught a chocobo and….. Damn it! You can find out what happened in 'Thanksgiving' in my gallery! I'm not telling the whole freaking story again! Read the damn story yourself!"


"Oh yeah", Demyx scratched his head, "Now I remember."

Xemnas snorted and then continued, "To avoid the chocobo incident again, we will have turkey this time!"

"Superior", Sa'ix said, "but there is no turkey in the Land that was never was!"

"Then we would launch a turkey expedition immediately!" answered Xemnas, "We will search different worlds until we find a turkey!"


Organization 13 appeared in a world where it was surrounded with wooden villages and with beautiful scenery.

"Where are we?" asked Marluxia.

To the surprise of everyone, Xigbar answered, "This is the Land of the dragons."

"Well", Vexen said nervously, "Let go Turkey hunting!"

After 2 hours of search, Organization 13 met at the Bamboo Forest.

"Report!" demanded Xemnas.

Vexen was the first to report, "Many villagers offered us chickens but they said they have never heard of turkey."

"We found many exotic birds", Roxas stated, "but none of them look like turkeys."

Everyone sighed. Then Axel said, "Where's Demyx?"

Before anyone could answer, they heard Demyx's voice, "Hey guys! Is this a turkey?"

Everyone turned towards the voice. Demyx was there, holding what looked like a giant, long scaly tail.

"Oh my god!" Xigbar shouted in horror, "You moron! That's a dragon!"

The dragon in question was ready to pour out flames at the members. Just at the nick of time, everybody disappeared into the dark portals as the fire caused an inferno in the forest.


Panting and nursing their burns, Organization 13 appeared in a world where it was very hot. Larxene, whose hair was singed by the fire, sent a bolt of lightning at Demyx.

"You bloody bastard!" screamed Larxene, "You totally ruined my hair!"

"I'm sorry!" cried Demyx, "Please, don't electrocute me!"
Larxene threw a look of disgust at Demyx and asked, "So where are we?"

"According to my papers", Vexen replied, "we're in Agrabah. It a world with a lots of dessert."

"Dessert or no dessert", Xemnas said, "let starts searching."

30 minutes under the hot sun, Organization 13 was struggling.

"Water!" gasped Vexen.

"Can't… go… on." wheezed Lexeous.

"I'm going to die of sunburn!" moaned Larxene.

Still complaining for water, Demyx suddenly stopped.

"Hey Guys!" he said, "I think I kicked something!"

Everyone gathered around him. "Is it water?" asked Vexen.

Demyx pulled the thing out of the sand. "Sucks! It just an old lamp!" he said in disgust. Then he threw it behind him. When the lamp hit the ground, lo and behold, a blue mist appeared from the lamp; revealing a blue figure.

"Hello!" cried the figure excitedly, "I'm the one and only, Genie of the lamp! And I have come to grant you three wishes!"

This got everyone's attention. "Wishes?" all said in unison.

"That's right! Three wishes!" boomed the genie.

"Very well!" began Xemnas, "I wish…"

"Hold it buddy!" said the genie, "Only the one who summoned me may ask for wishes!"

"I'm the one! I'm the one!" cried Demyx.

Genie folded his arms across his chess and grinned. "Wish away, master!"

"Ok", cried Demyx, "I want an Ipod, a fan T-shirt of Simple Plan and a bottle of coke!"

Genie snapped his fingers. The things that Demyx wanted appeared.

"Enjoy!" said Genie and then he disappeared, along with the lamp.

"Oh yeah! Oh Yeah!" cried Demyx as he danced with his Ipod in his ears and wearing the fan T-shirt. He uncorked the bottle and gulped half of its content.

"Ah", Demyx sighed as he wiped the soda from his mouth, "That is so good! Right, guys?"

The other members, having lost their chance for wishing for a turkey, showed a stony face and threw hostile looks at Demyx. Demyx, who noticed their expression, nervously offered them coke. Without another word, all the members started beating up Demyx.


"I can't believe we lost our chance to get a turkey", Xigbar grumbled as he and the other members appeared in another world, "all thanks to that idiot!"

Demyx, who was bandaged all over, said, "Sorry."

Organization 13 was now standing in front of what look like a Coliseum.

"Wow!" Roxas exclaimed in astonishment, "It so majestic! What world is this?"

"This world is called Olympus Coliseum", Lexeous replied, "this where famous heroes come here to challenge each other."

"We have no time for tournaments", Sa'ix said impatiently, "let see if there is turkey here!"

In response, Axel opened the door that led to the trophy room. And right in front of them, was a platter of roast turkey on the table. The turkey was crispy brown with brown gravy and baked potatoes.

"YES!" shouted Xemnas, "our expedition is over! Now we can take this turkey back with us and celebrate Christmas!"

Everyone was happily charging for the turkey when a voice cried, "STOP!"

Organization 13 stopped. In front of them was a man with curly golden hair and a muscular body. From him came a golden aura that makes him godlike.

"I'm Hercules", cried the man, "son of Zeus and champion of the Gods! None of you will have this turkey which will be an offering to the Gods unless you challenge me!"

The members had a quick discussion. After a few minutes, Xemnas asked, "What is your challenge?"

"Arm wrestling!" came the reply. In answer, Hercules heaved a stone cube in front of him and put his elbow on it. Lexeous, cracking his knuckles, placed his elbow on the cube with a grin on his face.

"When I'm done with you", Lexeous boasted smugly, "you will go crying to your daddy!"


"Oh", moaned Vexen, "my arm!"

It seems that Hercules had beaten every member in arm wrestling. Even Xigbar's gravity or Xaldin's powerful wind were no match for Hercules' superhuman strength. As Hercules waved farewell to them, every member stumbled off with a bandaged arm.

"Now how are we gonna celebrate Christmas?" growled Xaldin.

Demyx, who now looked like a mummy, piped in, "Pizza!"

Every member looked at Xemnas, who sighed and said glumly, "Pizza."

Well, at least they ordered a Turkey-favoured pizza to match the festive season.