Stubby?
I don't own CM, much to my own disappointment. The ever-so-sexy Dr. Spencer Reid is not mine either Natalie Strippe? That's my baby girl! This idea? I was watching Criminal Minds again with my cousin.
BTW! I mean to NO disrespect whatsoever in this story. I myself am thinking of joining the Army or Marines when I turn eighteen. My cousin, Brianna Elizabeth Kujawa, wants to join the Marines also.
Dr. Spencer Reid was still at work when his cell phone rang. The name of the caller id had him worried. "Natalie? I'm about to leave work. Is something wrong?"
Morgan and JJ stopped talking, glancing over at Reid. He shook his head and waved them off. Morgan shrugged.
"Spencer!!"
Reid moved the phone away from his ear with a wince. Morgan and JJ snickered loudly. "You alright there, kid?" Morgan laughed.
"Yes, Natalie?"
"I had a horrible and a wonderful thought!" She yelled into the phone.
"Can it wait till I get home?"
"Nooo!" She wailed. Rossi and Emily Prentiss stood by Morgan and JJ, chuckling with them. "I gots to tell you now!"
"Babe, I'll be home in less than twenty minutes," Reid tried to reason. He knew the crazy, wild, insane random thoughts that his girlfriend could get. Morgan would never let him live it down.
"She's a loud one, isn't she, Reid?" Rossi said quietly. Reid glared at him
"No! It's important!" Natalie cried. Reid could practically see her jumping up and down from withholding the information for so long.
Reid sighed. "Okay, Nat. What is it?"
"I was thinking that if you ever decided to quit the FBI and go into the army, and if you got sent to Iraq, and you got a leg severed and came home with a stub and a plastic leg, my nickname for you is no longer Spencey, but Stubby and I'd draw all over the plastic leg with a bright pink magic marker!"
Click.
All Spencer Reid could hear was silence. He looked at his phone and saw that hisgirlfriend had hung up on him. He snapped the phone shut, shaking his head. Morgan broke out in full laughter. JJ and Emily walked off towards Garcia's lair, planning on telling her everything that was just heard.
"Reid, you might want to turn the volume on your phone down, and talk to Natalie about talking softer." Rossi snickered. Reid turned bright red.
"I gotta say, kid," Morgan said, clapping Reid on the back. "I can't wait for the day I get to meet her."
"Hopefully never," Reid mumbled walking away. "And I don't understand the horrible or wonderful part of that thought."
"See ya on Monday, Stubby,"
"Morgan!"
Horrible: The ever-so-sexy Dr. Spencer Reid loses a leg!
Wonderful: Natalie Strippe has a new nickname for Spencey!