There once was a girl.. cough oops I mean boy named raoul he liked to gallop through pansies in the spring and braid his long hair. He had a friend named Christine together they would yap about their pathetic lives together. They lost touch and didn't speak to each other again till one night at the opera house He heard her sing. He knew it was her. "Hey," he thought. "I could date her so people can stop calling me gay." So after the performance he tracked her down and annoyed her for a while. The whole time she talked about some angel. "What a whack job she is", he thought to himself."

After that pansy raoul left and finished combing his hair and adjusting his makeup the phantom called out to Christine

He sang: "Insulate girl…I mean boy, this slave of fashion, using your makeup,

Ignorant fool this long haired hippy, now way sharing in my triumph."

Then she replied: Angel I hear you speak I listen, save me from this he-she. Angel my stomach is weak forgive me if I puke. Enter at last master.

Phantom: Flattering child you shall know me see why in shadow I hide look at your face in the toilet I am there inside.

Christine: Angel of music guide and guardian. Grant to me your Glory. Angel of music Hide no longer come to me sexy man.

Then the phantom stuck a hand through the toilet and offered it to Christine, at first she looked at it like a piece of dung but then she held on tight to it as he flushed them both into a pool of love.

Christine looked around at the sewer they were in. "This is your home? How pathetic! Pieces of turd are floating all over!"

"Don't trial my patience," The Phantom replied angrily.

Then the backup singers popped out and started singing, "its fun to stay at the YMCA It's fun to stay at the YMCA!"

Erik (The Phantom) grunted and threw a candle at one of the singers, a LIT candle. He watched in amusement as the singer ran away in flames with arms flapping. The other singers just walked away behind him one girl sighed and said, "Not again".

"Is this you idea of romance?" Christine sneered.

Erik started to wonder what he had ever seen in this woman. Apparently she was more demanding and snappy then he thought.

"Fine," he replied. "They will be wanting you back anyways."