Nathan's World Chapter 1: the beggining
Nathan: hi I'm Nathan and I write stories about me and TV show characters because I hate some shows then there are shows I like but don't like some things about them so this is where I make fun of them
Disclaimer: normally I don't write disclaimers but due to the fact I'm making fun of more then ten shows this looked like a good idea so to get to the point I do not own any shows or any of the show characters I do own the following characters: Nathan, Chad, Daniel, Collin, Andrew the leprechaun, and of course Eric the hermaphrodite. Enjoy!
Scene-at the mall
Nathan: why the hell are we here
Chad: you put it in your story
Daniel: and you always call me gay
Chad: shut up fag monkey
*Chad punches Daniel in his gut*
Nathan: maybe we should just kill him
Daniel: (trying to breathe) no please don't
Chad: why not faggot
Daniel: cause I'm the one who lets you make fun of gays
Nathan: he has a point
Chad: god!!! You always make fun of gay queers I admit it may be funny at times but I'm not going to be in this story with fag man Dan
Intercom: clean up on aisle five clean up on isle five
Chad: I thought we were in the mall
Nathan: we are
Chad: then what's with the clean up
Nathan: I'm not sure
Chad: well this is your story isn't it?
Nathan: ya but…. Look Clinton
Daniel: why is he here
Clinton: I did not have sexual affairs with that woman
Nathan: what the hell he's not even president anymore
*Nathan pulls out his shotgun and kills all the media*
Nathan: I hate the media they don't have enough life of their own so they bother others
Chad: Basterds
Daniel: you insult people to much
Chad: shut up faggot!
Clinton: hey thanks you guys
Nathan: sure whatever
Chad: lets leave and go to a bar
Clinton: good idea
*as they walked out of the mall a hermaphrodite known as Eric danced around in a too too*
*they soon arrived at the bar where Clinton instantly began to flirt with the women and Daniel went and flirted with the men*
Nathan: Dan is the biggest fag I've ever seen
Chad: same here
*up on stage Michel Jackson is singing*
Nathan: never mind I just saw a bigger fag
Chad: (shouting at the bartender) I want a beer now
Clinton: (to some chick) ya know I used to be the president
Daniel: (to some biker guy) ya know I used to be strait
Chad: (yelling at Dan) you were never strait, Korean crap!
Collin: hi Dan why are you here
Dan: Collin I love you
Collin: what!!! (a little hopeful)
Daniel: I'm sorry I don't know why I said that
Chad: (from the bar) cause you're a fag!!!
Collin: (now a little sad from his thought to be soon lover) but…
Daniel: no I will not be gay with you, you're not worth it.
Chad: Ahh shut up you know you two have already had sex.
Collin: So
Daniel: NO!!
Chad: Whatever you stupid gay basterds.
Daniel: So Collin if we have had sex where was this place.
Collin: In the elevator at the mall
Daniel: that was you trying to get me when I was picking up a dollar I dropped
Collin: That's why you we were running around in the elevator.
*doors swing open and a short little fat person walks in*
Nathan: Zack?!
Zack: Yes it is I your short, gay yet annoying little brother
*Nathan uses Author magic to rewind everything and lock the doors*
Chad: God, that was close
Collin: That sucks I wanted him
Chad: that figures, well lets go and find a fight or something more fun than this
Nathan: I now I want to be in a fight
Daniel: I'm in
Chad: So you could screw every guy there
Collin: No, that's my job
*Collin closes his little midget fingers into a fist*
*They all walked out of the bar Chad with two beers in his hand and see the same little boy named Eric*
Chad: Is he following us
*They were walking down the street and noticed a lady getting her purse taken away*
Nathan: lets go help
*They walk over to the bad guys who turned and started to pull the purse from the old lady*
*The men all of a sudden started to scream and they ran away*
Daniel: That was odd
Nathan: Indeed it was
*They looked at the spot were the men were and there was Collin standing there with his millimeter peter hanging out*
Chad: At least we know that he can get rid of lots of guys at once
*They find a hotel*
Chad: lets go on in but Dan and Collin have there own ro-
Daniel: WAIT, please don't let me stay with him he has fantasy's about me
Chad: fine then but you're going to sleep on the other side of the room and on the floor.
Nathan: I feel like a mute boy
Chad: (drunk) I Like Beer!!!!
Collin: my pee pee taste like beer!!!
Nathan: if you ever suggest such a thing again I will rip off your arms and shove them up your ass
Collin: (looking at the sky) thank you god thank you
Chad: (awake from his drunkenness) faggot you will be decapitated
Collin: I like you Chad your special
*Nathan uses author magic to crucify Collin*
Nathan: see you in the morning!!!
(they all laugh while heading into the room as Collin hangs on a burnt cross)
Nathan: GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(twenty hot stripers are dancing around naked having lesbian sex)
Chad: I've died and gone to a bar
Daniel: (yelling) I'M STRAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (faints)
Chad: what a fag
While I'm finished with chapter 1 in the next chapter questions will be answered. New questions will be asked and I'll think of a better ending for a chapter than this piece of shit find out next time when I finish the next chapter of this insane story and if this story has not interested you yet don't worry osama appears in chapter 3
Nathan: hi I'm Nathan and I write stories about me and TV show characters because I hate some shows then there are shows I like but don't like some things about them so this is where I make fun of them
Disclaimer: normally I don't write disclaimers but due to the fact I'm making fun of more then ten shows this looked like a good idea so to get to the point I do not own any shows or any of the show characters I do own the following characters: Nathan, Chad, Daniel, Collin, Andrew the leprechaun, and of course Eric the hermaphrodite. Enjoy!
Scene-at the mall
Nathan: why the hell are we here
Chad: you put it in your story
Daniel: and you always call me gay
Chad: shut up fag monkey
*Chad punches Daniel in his gut*
Nathan: maybe we should just kill him
Daniel: (trying to breathe) no please don't
Chad: why not faggot
Daniel: cause I'm the one who lets you make fun of gays
Nathan: he has a point
Chad: god!!! You always make fun of gay queers I admit it may be funny at times but I'm not going to be in this story with fag man Dan
Intercom: clean up on aisle five clean up on isle five
Chad: I thought we were in the mall
Nathan: we are
Chad: then what's with the clean up
Nathan: I'm not sure
Chad: well this is your story isn't it?
Nathan: ya but…. Look Clinton
Daniel: why is he here
Clinton: I did not have sexual affairs with that woman
Nathan: what the hell he's not even president anymore
*Nathan pulls out his shotgun and kills all the media*
Nathan: I hate the media they don't have enough life of their own so they bother others
Chad: Basterds
Daniel: you insult people to much
Chad: shut up faggot!
Clinton: hey thanks you guys
Nathan: sure whatever
Chad: lets leave and go to a bar
Clinton: good idea
*as they walked out of the mall a hermaphrodite known as Eric danced around in a too too*
*they soon arrived at the bar where Clinton instantly began to flirt with the women and Daniel went and flirted with the men*
Nathan: Dan is the biggest fag I've ever seen
Chad: same here
*up on stage Michel Jackson is singing*
Nathan: never mind I just saw a bigger fag
Chad: (shouting at the bartender) I want a beer now
Clinton: (to some chick) ya know I used to be the president
Daniel: (to some biker guy) ya know I used to be strait
Chad: (yelling at Dan) you were never strait, Korean crap!
Collin: hi Dan why are you here
Dan: Collin I love you
Collin: what!!! (a little hopeful)
Daniel: I'm sorry I don't know why I said that
Chad: (from the bar) cause you're a fag!!!
Collin: (now a little sad from his thought to be soon lover) but…
Daniel: no I will not be gay with you, you're not worth it.
Chad: Ahh shut up you know you two have already had sex.
Collin: So
Daniel: NO!!
Chad: Whatever you stupid gay basterds.
Daniel: So Collin if we have had sex where was this place.
Collin: In the elevator at the mall
Daniel: that was you trying to get me when I was picking up a dollar I dropped
Collin: That's why you we were running around in the elevator.
*doors swing open and a short little fat person walks in*
Nathan: Zack?!
Zack: Yes it is I your short, gay yet annoying little brother
*Nathan uses Author magic to rewind everything and lock the doors*
Chad: God, that was close
Collin: That sucks I wanted him
Chad: that figures, well lets go and find a fight or something more fun than this
Nathan: I now I want to be in a fight
Daniel: I'm in
Chad: So you could screw every guy there
Collin: No, that's my job
*Collin closes his little midget fingers into a fist*
*They all walked out of the bar Chad with two beers in his hand and see the same little boy named Eric*
Chad: Is he following us
*They were walking down the street and noticed a lady getting her purse taken away*
Nathan: lets go help
*They walk over to the bad guys who turned and started to pull the purse from the old lady*
*The men all of a sudden started to scream and they ran away*
Daniel: That was odd
Nathan: Indeed it was
*They looked at the spot were the men were and there was Collin standing there with his millimeter peter hanging out*
Chad: At least we know that he can get rid of lots of guys at once
*They find a hotel*
Chad: lets go on in but Dan and Collin have there own ro-
Daniel: WAIT, please don't let me stay with him he has fantasy's about me
Chad: fine then but you're going to sleep on the other side of the room and on the floor.
Nathan: I feel like a mute boy
Chad: (drunk) I Like Beer!!!!
Collin: my pee pee taste like beer!!!
Nathan: if you ever suggest such a thing again I will rip off your arms and shove them up your ass
Collin: (looking at the sky) thank you god thank you
Chad: (awake from his drunkenness) faggot you will be decapitated
Collin: I like you Chad your special
*Nathan uses author magic to crucify Collin*
Nathan: see you in the morning!!!
(they all laugh while heading into the room as Collin hangs on a burnt cross)
Nathan: GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(twenty hot stripers are dancing around naked having lesbian sex)
Chad: I've died and gone to a bar
Daniel: (yelling) I'M STRAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (faints)
Chad: what a fag
While I'm finished with chapter 1 in the next chapter questions will be answered. New questions will be asked and I'll think of a better ending for a chapter than this piece of shit find out next time when I finish the next chapter of this insane story and if this story has not interested you yet don't worry osama appears in chapter 3