Marcus Flint and the Trident Whitening Gum
Marcus Flint and is walking down an extremely long hallway smiling cheerfully because they finally beat Gryffindor in quidditch for once. Everybody is running away. He sees Ron trying to get the courage to do homework in the library.
Flint: Why is everyone running away?
Ron: EWW!!! NASTY!!! THAT IS FOWL!!! (Runs away)
Flint keeps smiling and walking until he sees Ginny walking away from somebody who caught her spying, as usual. He decides to ask Ginny why they are running away. Ginny notices him and walks faster. Flint runs to catch up and stops her. He is no longer smiling. She mutters something snotty to him about quidditch. He also notices her carrying gum along with a few books.
Flint: Ginny, Ginny! Why is everybody running away from me?!
Ginny: I don't know, what did you do after quidditch?
Flint: Uh, I was walking down the hall smiling and-
Ginny: That's it!
Flint: What?
Ginny: I know who killed Mr. Body!!!
Flint: Who?
Ginny: Mr. Plum, who also killed Kenny.
Dun Dun Dun
Flint: Get on with it Ginny, what's wrong with me!!!
Ginny: Everything is wrong with you!!
Flint: Oh, tell the truth.
Ginny: Fine I will tell you but you are gross.
Flint: So what is wrong!!!
Ginny: Oh yeah, smile!
Flint: EWW, GROSS, No WonDeR.
Ginny: You got that right. Do you brush your teeth?
Flint: No, I don't get why I should.
Ginny sings a totally random song from the Fairly Odd Parents called "Shiny Teeth" by Chip Skylark. She finishes the song.
Flint: Oh, I… still don't get it.
Ginny starts talking to herself.
Ginny: I wonder if I should try the…easy way! Flint, your teeth are brown.
Flint: Oh I thought they were yellow (he winks)
Ginny: In the words of Bub from the concession stand in Strongbadia, "You Lia."
Flint: Ginny, please help me! I will do your homework!
Ginny: IDIOT!! I am smarter than you and you are like 3 years older!
Flint: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Ginny: Here try a piece of this new Trident Teeth Whitening Gum!
(He takes a piece)
Flint: Hey it really does whiten your teeth! Can I have like…19 more pieces?!!?
Ginny: Uh, sure, I guess. You need it MUCH MORE than me!!!
Flint: How do I repay you?
Ginny: Well, lose the next 100 matches against Gryffindor and (she thinks) be my slave for 2 days and make me the most popular kid in my grade!
Flint: NOOOO!!!!
Ginny: What?
Flint: IT IS SOO MINTY!!!
Ginny: Shuddup foo!
A random child walks in.
RC: Now in Wintergreen, bubblegum, and bogies!!
Ginny sings chorus to "shiny teeth"
Snape pulls Flint by the ear for getting help from Ginny. He screams and chokes on his gum.
RC: Good morning, Sacramento!!!