Hi guys. (: First story written in first person. I dunno how this will turn out, and just for the record it's slightly AU 'cos the bands (you'll see) are from right NOW and they'll be moved into the future a bit to fit the time ages. However, I doubt the majority of you will even know the music that will be in here, let alone care xD

PROLOGUE:

'Ello. Welcome to the mind of Lord Voldemort.

…heh.

Just kidding! Ole Moldy Voldy wouldn't welcome anyone…but yeah, I fooled you, right? Don't deny it. It's okay, I'm sneaky like that. They should have put me into Slytherin.

Except not really. Those slimy snakes can't handle the awesomeness that is I.

Oh yeah, speaking of that, I am Alex. Alexis Oralia Quam to be exact. Doesn't the last name Quam just remind you of a kumquat? You know…the fruit? Anyways, can't be distracted here. You've happened to stumble into my mind, you poor unfortunate thing. But now that you're here, I finally have friends! I've never had one before…

Bet I fooled you again! No. I am quite the friendly gal. Actually, I'm friends with the Potters. Beat that. Ha, nah, you don't have to. But I wasn't kidding that time. James Sirius Potter, the bint, is actually my bestest friend ever. Forreals.

I have other friends too. I don't always rely on James. Only 97.69345% of the time. I have my other bestest friend. Her name is Jaclyn Mae Gruber. She's from the US of A. She has a Southern accent 'cos she's from South Carolina. Don't ask me where that is, but that's always her excuse for how she talks all funny. I giggle at her…quite often. She kinda sorta scares me sometimes with the things she comes up with. I love her. She loves me. It's like a lesbian relationship thing. Except I'm straight, so it doesn't quite work out… anyways. She is the shit.

Then I have other friends. (I REALLY DO!) Like all of the Weasley-Potter clan except for that damned Louis. I'm also friends with all of the Quidditch team. We're quite the tight group, I must say. Except for Louis and Scorpius, our Beaters. They don't count though. And yes, a bloody Malfoy got sorted into Gryffindor. Then I get along with everyone else in our house besides them, and I have a lot of friends in Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff. Slytherins tend to be condescending towards me…but guess what, I WIN AND THEY LOSE.

They think I am weird, loud, and obnoxious.

I think that they are jealous of me. I'm right, they are wrong.

ANYWHO, I'm quite excited. Wanna know why? Because in about four minutes and thirty two seconds, I will be turning sixteen. Which also means James will be turning sixteen! Yayy for us. Oh yes, we have the same birthday, August second to be precise. The arrival of this special day also means that I get to go spend the rest of the summer hols and James' house! Yayy for us.

Yes, this also means that if Harry and Ginny were my parents we would be twins. Alas, they are not. And Jamie and I don't look a like at all. I have bright blue eyes, frizzy (unless magic came into play) wavy super white-blonde hair, and I'm tan. Very tan. Jamie-poo looks like his dad…but with manageable hair thankfully. Go Weasley genes! It's all smooth and straight and swishy. I like swishy hair. And his eyes aren't quite emerald green. They have some golden-brown speckles, and his eyes tend to change colors a lot depending on the light. But anyways, enough of that. Present time!

I got James' a sick birthday present. I had to 'cos last year he outdid me. He cheated though. We said gifts below fifty galleons. I know for a fact his went way over. He got me a new broom. Not only was it a new broom, it was the newly released that summer Lightningbolt 3001. I got him some new Muggle CD's of American music Jaclyn had made us fallen in love with, a sweet t-shirt, and a homework planner with cute little rhyming poems to piss him off. See…he clearly out did me. But he cheated. He went over our price limit by at least a thousand galleons.

But this year, I am sure to win. If you haven't noticed, I am extremely competitive.

You see, I got him a custom made wand holder to fit his wand. Then, I got his mum to help me charm it all out. Now, nobody can take his wand out of the sheath but him and it can't be Summoned away. He can still be disarmed if he's holding it though. It's sweet. It is Gryffindor maroon with a golden lion embroidery. It cost a butt-load because it was a one of a kind, directly passed down between the Gryffindor family line until it died out. I also got us front row tickets and VIP tickets to our favorite bands (Stereo Skyline, Cartel, The Ready Set, The Maine, All Time Low, We the Kings, The Summer Set, Nevershoutnever!, Floral Terrace, The Downtown Fiction, Hello Danger, Mariana's Trench, You Me & Everyone We Know, We Are the In Crowd, Forever the Sickest Kids, The Friday Night Boys, and The New Cities) to be played in Australia over the Christmas hols. It was like an Australian version of America's Warped Tour but not quite as big. And I already got us permission to go…without parents. How I managed that, I honestly have no idea. Especially since we can't (legally) do magic yet. Then, on top of that, I got him four season box tickets to the Montrose Magpies. Yeah, I'm the best friend you could ever ask for.

I'm so excited. And, we get to have our giant sixteenth birthday. It's going to be at his Quidditch Pitch on their property in Godric's Hollow. Everyone fourth year and up was invited, except for the Slytherins. I think a few exceptions were made though to the ones who aren't so bad and happen to be attractive.

Bloody hell. I need to sleep. Goodnight, brain.