Why Are You All Dancing Like That!

Shao Khan was returning to Outworld after check out and seeing how Edenia was doing after taking it over again. He just entered his main chambers when he saw everyone having a party. Not just any party, but a polka party! Reptile and Rain had changed from their regular Ninja garb and went with the lederhosen. Obviously they were drunk, as they were dancing with inanimate objects; namely a standing lamp and a couch. Reiko was drunk as well as he tapped Rain on the shoulder and said…

"May I cut in?"

"Bug off!" Rain said as he punched Reiko out. "The broad is mine!"

Shao Khan slapped his forehead. "Why are you dancing like that?"

"We were celebrating!" Noob said, walking toward Shao with an accordion in his hands.

"Celebrating what!"

"Goro ate a rock!"

"Are you drunk too?" Shao asked.

"NO! Yes." Noob said, playing the accordion, terribly off key.

"You're celebrating because Goro ate a rock!"

"It was a big one!"

"How big?"

"It was about as big as your helmet, same shape too. In fact, I think it was your helmet."

"WHAT! Which one!"

"The gold one." (If you choose Shao's alternate costume with 2 people, the secondary is gold armor.)

"MY GOLD HELMET!"

"Yep! I'm gonna drink some more, bye bye!" He walked towards the keg.

Shao walked up to Goro and hit him in the stomach with the Wrath Hammer.

"GIVE ME MY FREAKIN HELMET BACK YOU GLUTINOUS PIECE OF SHIT!" He shouted, hitting Goro repeatedly.

The next day…

Oh, and Shao didn't get the helmet back…yet.

Goro woke up with a throbbing hangover. He went into the bathroom and vomited.

"Hey, why is Shao's helmet in my vomit?" He picked it up and cleaned it up and gave it back so Shao.

"Thank you, it took long enough." Shao said, swiping it out of Goro's hand.

"God, when I woke up this morning, I was next to a lamp." Rain said, walking in. "And I was wearing a lederhosen. What happened last night?"

"Don't ask" Shao Khan said.

At that moment, a loud piercing scream was heard and Frost, with only a bra and panties ran out of the building.

"Who's room did she run from?"

"Beats the hell outta me." Rain said.

"Come back!" Noob said, running after her.

"Lucky son of a bitch." Shao said.

At that moment Reptile walked in, not noticing anyone else, who were staring at him as he poured himself a cup of coffee. Maybe it was his face, since he didn't have the mask on. Maybe it was his hair, or lack thereof. But I think it was his lederhosen that was still on.

"Why do you still have that on?" Rain asked.

"It's comfortable." Reptile said, adding sugar and cream to the coffee.

"I won't ask, im just gonna go beat up random Edenians." Shao said, getting up and leaving.

"What happened last night?" Smoke said, walking in.

"We don't know. We were all hammered." Rain said.

Meanwhile…

Shao Khan was walking through Edenia and hitting random people that crossed his path and some who stepped aside.

"Why do I put up with them?" He asked himself as he knocked out a random person.

END!