DELICIOUS
A/N: This story is not Edited so sorry for any kind of grammatical and spelling mistakes.
DISCLAIMER: It's in my pocket. *digs in pocket, pulls out a chocolate* o.O where is it? *digs again and pulls out a crumpled piece of paper* Ah hah! Found it!
Roses are red, Violates are blue. I no own you no sue. xD
Hi I am Chi-chi. I am staring high school tomorrow and I have a really bad record of making friends. My dad and I run a small diner in the city and since we recently moved here our business is not that good but its okay. I loved baking since i was a little kid and everyone says my cooking is really good. So my dad suggested that I should make some brownies for my new classmates so I stayed up all night making these brownies so people had better be appreciate my awesomeness or I will break their head with frying pan! Oops... sorry
"No thanks" an anorexic blonde murmed and Chi-chi moved onto the next person without even looking at them. It was a mistake. If she had, she would have been prepared for what was coming next.
"Can I have more?" The guy with weird hair and cheerful smile asked, looking extremly hopeful and unfairly gorgrous, a combination that forced her heart out of rhythm. Chi-chi was a bit mifted by that. Even so, It would have been pretty mean to deny him.
"Sure" Chi-chi said holding out the large box of brownies. He carefully picked out three biggest pieces and shoved one into his mouth, closing his eyes, and an expression of intense pleasure come over his face. Chi-chi now knew how he looked like while having an orgasm. Woah! where did that thought come from?
"These are amazing! OH MY GOD!" he mumbled with his mouth full of brownies.
"Thanks" Chi-chi said and walked away from his desk to next one and handing out her baked goods to her fellow classmates.
After class she was preparing to leave the classroom and the handsome guy said "Hey have any more brownies?"
"Chi-chi stared at him and said slowly "Uh Yeah sure take some"
"Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!" he said and started shoving remaining brownings in his mouth again with the moaning and orgasm face and general awkward sexual feelings toward her baked goods.
"Ummm delicious! Your goods are amazing! I love you, marry me!"
"Excuse me!"
"Never mind whats your name?"
"Chi-chi"
He looked surprised and slightly offended. "You dont have to lie to me, if you dont wanna tell me your name, that's fine"
"No my name is really Chi-chi"
"It means milk right? Wow! And oh, as I was saying Chi-chi will you marry me?"
"What? No way!" She looked at him as if he was a lunatic.
"Seriously marry me and bake me brownies everyday. I will do anything you want"
"I don't feel like settling down with you yet besides, we have only known eachother for about thirty minutes" Chi-chi said, recovering and now starting to feel like he was just joking with her like in those soap opera where populer guys used to torment innocent girls like her becase they were douchebags.
"Be my girlfriend and bake me brownies?" he asked, dark eyes limpid with devotion. Her heart skipped a beat but she said "No"
"Please? They are too good."
After a second thought Chi-chi admitted to herself that he was adorable but he was'nt using his good looks responbily. "You can be my friend" said Chi-chi.
"Really? Will there be food in this friendship?"
"I can bring you some cookies tomorrow."
"REALLY? REALLY? Thats AWESOME! I LOVE YOU!"
Then he embraced her into a bone crushing hug and she actually liked it.
The next day, Chi-chi brought three bags of cookies and was walking all by herself in the hallway listening mp3 player and not waiting for him to show up at all. She was pretty sure it was a one day thing and he forgot about her, she was probably going to end up eating the cookies all by herself. Life was sad.
"Chi-chi!" Somebody yelled and she saw that handsome guy was running towards her. "Hi" he said.
"Hi I brought you some cookies"
"Awesome" He tore open the bag and started stuffing his mouth with same expression. "The cookie is so yummy! I wanna marry you. Like real I will buy You a Palace"
She raised her eyebrows "Can you afford that?"
"I don't know I will sell my body OM THIS IS SO GOOD! I wanna have sex with your baking skills"
Chi-chi started to blush furiously and he noticed "Sorry" He said with a sheepish smile and rubbing his neck (Son style!) "But seriously can we be more than friends? Marry me please?"
"No"
"Be my girlfriend?"
"NO!"
"Best friends?"
"Fine"
"Yey! now come on I will introduce you to my friends"
"Wait, I dont even know your name"
"Call me Goku, Chi-chi" He said and dragged her to the caffeteria. "Yamcha!" he said plopping next to a guy "This is Chi-chi, my future wife"
"Your what?" He eyed her for a second before his gaze dropped to her cleavage and slowly went to the bag she was holding "Hey whats that?"
At loss of what to say she handed one bag to him and said "I made cookies, want some?"
He took one cookie and popped it in his mouth. He chewed and suddenly exclaimed, "This is the best cookie I ever had!"
"See told ya she is amazing. I told ya, sit down Chi-chi"
Chi-chi unable to hide her smile sat down next to him and looked down at her lap.
"So Chi-chi what are your feelings about coming to live with me?
"No you cant! She is my future wife not yours you filthy bastard"
"Maybe she dosent like you, she likes me better right?''
Both of them looked at her expectanly "Uh..." Chi-chi didnt knew what to say, she just wanted to get the hell out of here.
"Hey whats going on? And can I have one of those?" asked a short bald guy.
''Sure" Chi-chi said confused about what to do with Goku and Yamcha, who were both giving her strangely serious looks.
"Cool thanks" The bald guy said and ate one. "Hey these are pretty good whats your name?"
"Uh... Chi-chi"
"I am Krillin nice to meet you"
"She is my future wife" Goku added.
"Or mine she still hasn't decided yet"
"Really?" Krillin said "Hey Chi-chi marry me instead. I can give you awesome foot rubs and I'd only charge a cookie for a rub"
"I'm NOT marrying anybody you amish BASTARDS! I am only FIFTEEN!" Chi-chi said turning red with anger and her eyebrows were twiching. She fled away from there and goku started running after her.
"Chi-chi marry me please I will give you whatever you want"
"GO AWAY!"
Later that evening:
Chi-chi arrived home looking like usain bolt after running a marathon. Her father came out from whatever he was doing and asked her "Hey Where were you Chi-chi? Its pretty late and what happend to you?"
"Dad. I quit cooking"
Okay how was it? Good? Bad? R & R please :)