Long time no see, Inuyasha fans! =D. It's 5:33am & I'm pretty sure I'm going to read this once I've gotten some rest & I'm going to think, "Why the hell did I post that...?". BUT someone might like it! So ta-da!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. I do not own any of the characters in this story. The character's thoughts, beliefs, actions yada, yada, yada do not necessarily reflect my own
Sesshomaru was capable of accomplishing some amazing feats: he could take down any demon twice, three or four times his size AND strength without breaking a sweat, he could travel a mile in under two seconds & he was strong enough to rip a house off of its foundation & toss it. But this…this he just could not do & it drove his mate crazy.
"Sessh, why you gatta make a big deal outta shit?"
The inu-youkai looked his mate up & down quickly. "I refuse to fondle your…"
"Balls"
"…Your nether regions when it is hairy, Inuyasha, it is not as if you did not know that already"
"But it's just hair!"
"It is unclean"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes, crossing his arms. "Well blowjobs ain't no fun unless you suck on the balls too so whaddiya suggest, I get a Braziliean wax or something?"
"I do not care how you get rid of the hair but it will be gone if you expect me to pleasure you"
"I ain't waxin' my shit!"
Sesshomaru stood from his position on the floor & gave Inuyasha a look before walking off towards their bathroom.
"Hey! You ain't done sucking me off yet! Get back here!"
He followed his mate & walked in just as Sesshomaru was getting ready to close the door.
"So you just gon' leave me high & dry like that?" he asked, motioning towards his half erect dick.
"You have two hands that are very capable of bringing you pleasure" Sesshomaru answered. grabbing his brush out of the draw next to him & brushing his already silky hair.
"But your mouth feels so much better..."
Inuyasha tried to seduce Sesshomaru back into the mood so he could finish that blowjob he was getting earlier but Sesshomaru was having none of it.
"When the hair is removed I will continue my administrations" the inuyoukai said, stepping away from his mate's groping hands.
Inuyasha heaved a frustrated sigh & was getting ready to say something when he was distracted by a pink & white bottle of Nair on the rim of their bathtub. A lightbulb went off in his head. "Well what if I use your Nair on them, eh?"
Sesshomaru gave him a look like the idea was stupid but he had to check to see if Inuyasha was serious. "You are jesting"
"No, no, see if I use your Nair then it'll be completely bald, it won't cost us any money & it's painless"
"Your nether regions will also smell very unpleasant, Inuyasha"
"Ok but the smell will go away. Look it's either I use that or you're just gunna hafta deal with hairy balls slapping your ass everytime we fuc-"
"Fine! Use it!" Sesshomaru snapped.
Inuyasha smirked arrogantly & grabbed the bottle, popping the lid open to smell it. Yeah it did stink but if it meant his balls would stop being ignored then he was for it. Nothing a little soap & water wouldn't take away anyway. "How you use this stuff anyway?"
Sesshomaru sat his brush down on the counter before holding his hand out for the bottle with an almost inaudible sigh. Inuyasha handed it o him then sat on the closed toilet lid.
"Will it burn?" Inuyasha asked in a small voice.
"Only if it is left on too long" Sesshomaru answered, "Spread your legs"
Inuyasha obeyed & Sesshomaru squatted in front of him, squirted a quarter sized amount of Nair onto his fingers then smoothed it over his mate's balls, struggling against the urge to run away & wash his hands.
A shiver went up Inuyasha's spine when the hair removal cream made contact. "Damn that shit is cold. You shoulda rubbed it in your hands a little to warm it up"
"That would not have been a good idea; it is not a lotion which one rubs in. I prefer my hands to not be burned"
"Yeah well next time put that shit in the microwave or some-Jesus H. Christ, Sessh!"
"Hush, you will grow accustomed to the cold" the inu-youkai said in a half annoyed tone of voice.
It only took a minute to cover the hairy areas then Sesshomaru placed the cap back & folded his arms. "You will need to inform me when it begins to tingle"
"Tingle?"
"Yes"
"How long are you even supposed to even leave it on?"
"I do not count, I simply wait until the time is right"
"...Which is when it tingles?"
"It is sometime before then"
"Well why the hell did you tell me to let you know when it tingles?!"
Sesshomaru was very tempted to roll his eyes. "Because if you do not you will be in a great deal of pain, Inuyasha"
"How am I supposed to know before it tingles when it needs to be taken off?!"
The silver haired beauty chose not to respond. Inuyasha could really get up under his skin if he let him & he really didn't need that kind of stress in his life right now.
After a few moments of silence Inuyasha huffed. "Ain't you supposed to test a little area to see if the hair comes off?"
Sesshomaru grabbed a dry washcloth from under the sink, wrapped part of it around his index finger then wiped a small section. The spot was free of hair. "Do you feel any tingling?"
"No"
Well he'd wipe it off anyway. No point in leaving it on after the job was done plus Nair burns were no fun. He wiped all of the hair removal cream, really enjoying the new hairless feel of his mate's testicles, then grabbed another washcloth, lathered it up with some soap & washed the area in case he didn't get some spots as well as to help with the smell.
"Look at my baby, taking care of me & shit..." Inuyasha said in a low voice, smirking.
"Do not grow accustomed to this treatment"
"Should I get accustomed to you playing with my balls when you give me head then?"
Sesshomaru didn't respond.
After the inu-youkai was satisfied that all the cream was gone, he stood to dump the washclothes in the dirty laundry hamper & made a face when Inuyasha reached down to scratch his naked balls.
"So are ya gunna finish the job & get back to giving me hea-Shit! What the fuck?!"
Sesshomaru glanced back with an eyebrow raised to find Inuyasha holding his jewels as if someone had punched him there. "Inuyasha what has gotten into y-"
"Ahhh shit it burns! Fuck! Shit!"
The inu-youkai grabbed yet another washcloth, ran some cold water over it then moved Inuyasha's hand. "Where does it burn?"
"Right...right here..." Inuyasha pointed to the area. He wasn't joking because when he touched it he jerked his hand away as if he'd been burned, "FUCK!"
It was too late for cold water. He needed diaper rash cream but they didn't just have that lying around the house & he didn't feel like going out to get some. There was Vaseline in the bathroom closet though...
Sesshomaru grabbed the tub of Vaseline & went over to his mate, who was hissing in pain, to apply it.
"That's not gunna do shit, Sessh!" Inuyasha shouted.
"It will. Spread your legs"
"I need ice, not some fuckin' gooey jelly shit!"
"Spread. Your. Legs"
Inuyasha did so after rolling his eyes & sucking his teeth in an annoyed fashion but Sesshomaru ignored it & applied the jelly, spreading it not just on the affected area but everywhere he applied the hair removal cream as well [just in case].
"It will help with the burn as well as the itching" Sesshomaru explained.
Inuyasha sighed in relief. "Wow that shit did help. Thank God. I felt like I was in hell"
Sesshomaru discarded the third washcloth into the laundry hamper & washed his hands of the Nair smell, glad to be getting rid of the smell. As sensitive as his nose was he was sure if he'd continue inhaling the vapors the eyebrows would come off.
"So..."
The silver haired beauty turned to the hanyou with a questionable look.
"You do this often, huh?"
"Of course. How else would I know how to handle nether region burns?"
Inuyasha shrugged. "I mean if you had an STD-"
"Shut up, Inuyasha"
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To be honest, Inuyasha loved the feeling of his hairless balls. They were so smooth he couldn't stop touching them. Why hadn't he done this sooner?
It'd been a few days since Sesshomaru used the Nair on them but the inu-youkai still claimed he could smell it & refused to give him a blowjob until the smell went away. Inuyasha had been taking three baths a day to get rid of the smell & somehow the scent still clung to him.
'Maybe this wasn't such an awesome idea' he thought as he casually masturbated in their living room.
According to Sesshomaru, the smell was so bad he didn't even want to have sex which made this all very not-worth-his-while. What was the point of Nair-ing all that hair off so he could have a satisfying blowjob if he couldn't have any sex for several days?
"This shit is stupid..." he grumbled & got up rom the couch.
Just as he was getting ready to walk into the kitchen the door unlocked & Sesshomaru walked in from work.
"Oh hey babe" Inuyasha said, coming over to kiss him, "How was ya day?"
Sesshomaru didn't respond for a second; he simply stared at his mate as if he'd noticed something about the hanyou that he really liked. "It was...fine"
"Good. I was thinkin' 'bout what I should do with that chicken I took out for dinner & I know it's not ya night to cook & all but I figured with all the recipes you have saved on ya laptop, you had somethin' interesti-"
While he'd been talking, Sesshomaru had raised his nose as if he was sniffing & tossed his keys on the side table. His facial expression took on this sultry appearance & his bottom lip tucked under his canine in a display of being aroused.
Inuyasha halted whatever he was saying to raise an eyebrow at his mate. "'S wrong witchu?"
"The smell is gone..."
"The wha...?"
Sesshomaru pulled Inuyasha to him, bringing him into a slow, heavy, passionate kiss. Inuyasha was still a little confused; Sesshomaru hadn't kissed him in days but the hanyou was not complaining.
When they were out of breath & pulled back Inuyasha swallowed thickly, trying to keep down his excitment. "Whatchu mean by the smell is gone? What's goin' on?"
"The smell of the Nair is gone, Inuyasha..." Sesshomar said in a low, husky voice, "Fuck me until I'm hoarse"
A wide smile stretched across Inuyasha's handsome face as he hefted his mate up by his waist & took him upstairs to their bedroom.