Author's Notes:

This one is for all the Xel+Zel fans out there. If you're not a Xel+Zel fan, you should probably read my other Slayers Christmas songs instead. ^_^

Disclaimer: I do not own Slayers or the original song. This is just a parody done for fun and laughs and is not intended to offend any Christians, other real humans, or um, dragons.

All I Want For Christmas Is Zel

(Sung by Xel to Zel to the tune of All I Want for Christmas is You)

I don't want a lot for Christmas;
There is just one thing I crave.
I just want my cute chimera
As my personal love slave.

I just want you in the sack,
All tied up and on your back.
Make my wish come true,
All I want for Christmas is you.

I don't want a lot for Christmas;
There is just one thing I dream.
I want to caress your body,
Kiss your lips and make you scream.

I want to unlock your passion,
Make your stone skin burn with fire,
Break down all of your defenses,
Make you give in to desire.

I just want you here tonight,
Loving me until daylight.
Make my wish come true,
All I want for Christmas is you.
You... baby.

I won't ask for much this Christmas;
I won't even wish for blood.
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
For my sexy, rocky stud.

I don't need to torch a village,
Or destroy a dragon race.
Filia won't make me happy
Pounding me with her big mace.

'Cause I just want you here tonight,
Holding on to me so tight.
What more can I do?
Baby, all I want for Christmas is you.
You... baby.

You drive me so crazy,
I want you oh so bad.
How do you do that to me?
I'm really going mad.

I want to hold you to me;
I want to kiss you baby.
Zelly don't deny me the thing I really need,
Won't you please come on over to me?

I don't want a lot for Christmas;
This is all I'm asking for.
I just want to hear my baby,
Plead and moan and beg for more.

I just want to hear you, please,
Scream my name as you release.
Make my wish come true,
Baby, all I want for Christmas...
Is you...
You... baby.

All I want for Christmas is you, baby.
All I want for Christmas is you, baby.

Author's Notes: So, I didn't really intend this to be quite so... lustful? But it just turned out that way. ^_^;
Besides, you didn't really expect Xel to sing about love and joy, did you?